Pride Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Um... So... Yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 *Takes drink from fridge* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 Holy shit, this thing is still alive? I should probably rename it, all things considering... How does "Allied Mafia" sound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 It's alive because I posted in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 It's alive because I posted in it. Thank you, Captain Obvious. Name change suggestion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Fucking revival, motherfuckers! Yes, that's right, the Passione Mafia is BACK! We're gonna forget about the renaming for now and focus on fighting off the commie threat known as Thunk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 (edited) inb4 "no" What's the plan boss? That Charlie, always one step ahead. Edited October 7, 2009 by Pride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 inb4 it dies again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 inb4 "no" What's the plan boss? We can start with building some sort of Anti-Communism contraption. Something inheirently Capitalist... inb4 it dies again Don't jinx it, jackass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 inb4 it dies again Don't jinx it, jackass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 A money-leaf blower? A sword that causes all it cuts to become fast food? A goddamn golden gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 A money-leaf blower? A sword that causes all it cuts to become fast food? A goddamn golden gun? The second two work. The first is just Bureaucracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Wave a burning communist flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Wave a burning communist flag. ...Get me some pics of burning commie flags. NAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 (edited) The second two work. The first is just Bureaucracy. I'll get R&D on it. Wave a burning communist flag. Sounds good. Edited October 7, 2009 by Pride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Fucking revival, motherfuckers! Yes, that's right, the Passione Mafia is BACK! We're gonna forget about the renaming for now and focus on fighting off the commie threat known as Thunk! Oh, you're not going to be back for long. We tolerated your organization before because you weren't causing any troubles, really you were driving people away from your cause more than toward it, but we aren't going to let you gain any power this time, our official policies toward revisionist nonsense have changed. Just give us a little while to determine who everyone connected with your organization is, and where they are. If you haven't stopped this silliness by then, we'll send some people to do it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Fucking revival, motherfuckers! Yes, that's right, the Passione Mafia is BACK! We're gonna forget about the renaming for now and focus on fighting off the commie threat known as Thunk! Oh, you're not going to be back for long. We tolerated your organization before because you weren't causing any troubles, really you were driving people away from your cause more than toward it, but we aren't going to let you gain any power this time, our official policies toward revisionist nonsense have changed. Just give us a little while to determine who everyone connected with your organization is, and where they are. If you haven't stopped this silliness by then, we'll send some people to do it for you. Ha! I'd like to see you and your commie mooks try! We've got the superior weaponry, supplies, and training (Which is moderately ironic for a crime syndicate, but whatever.) Throw as many of your men as you can at us, and we'll show you why the Tommygun is such a fearsome weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 what are your retirement benefits and insurance policies? also, give me the mortality rate of working with your honorable organization Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 what are your retirement benefits and insurance policies? also, give me the mortality rate of working with your honorable organization Your choice of retirement area, with a nest egg easily earned by commission. We provide insurance at affordable rates for all members. Current mortality rate: 0 deaths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 what are your retirement benefits and insurance policies? also, give me the mortality rate of working with your honorable organization Your choice of retirement area, with a nest egg easily earned by commission. We provide insurance at affordable rates for all members. Current mortality rate: 0 deaths Don't forget the lifetime supply of cheese. Of course, you have to stay with the organization for AT LEAST 5 years in order to be eligible for such benefits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Heh...so it's still alive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Hmmm (just add color) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Hmmm (just add color) More! We need a whole plethora of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 So, what am I doing now, Don? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Cool! I'm in, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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