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Might I recommend these shells here.They have a nice burst on them,and can pierce armor at close range.I use em` myself.

Hmm, alright, what about the pear juice?

What particular kind, sir?

Basic unsweetened, sweetened, premium...

All properly priced.

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Might I recommend these shells here.They have a nice burst on them,and can pierce armor at close range.I use em` myself.

Hmm, alright, what about the pear juice?

What particular kind, sir?

Basic unsweetened, sweetened, premium...

All properly priced.

Sweetened and premium please.

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I need money.

I'll pay 1000 gold pieces for 2000 gold pieces.

What the hell are you trying to pull?

He's tryin' to trick you, Don.

Not that that's gonna work.

May I proceed to clean him up?

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I need money.

I'll pay 1000 gold pieces for 2000 gold pieces.

What the hell are you trying to pull?

He's tryin' to trick you, Don.

Not that that's gonna work.

May I proceed to clean him up?

Be my guest. Just keep his blood and gore away from the merchandise.

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I need money.

I'll pay 1000 gold pieces for 2000 gold pieces.

What the hell are you trying to pull?

He's tryin' to trick you, Don.

Not that that's gonna work.

May I proceed to clean him up?

Be my guest. Just keep his blood and gore away from the merchandise.

Blood and Gore will not be present during this cleaning, I shall contact Mist to give him a "present' which should result in him comitting suicide.

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I need money.

I'll pay 1000 gold pieces for 2000 gold pieces.

What the hell are you trying to pull?

He's tryin' to trick you, Don.

Not that that's gonna work.

May I proceed to clean him up?

Be my guest. Just keep his blood and gore away from the merchandise.

Blood and Gore will not be present during this cleaning, I shall contact Mist to give him a "present' which should result in him comitting suicide.

Perfect. You may proceed when you are ready.

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I need money.

I'll pay 1000 gold pieces for 2000 gold pieces.

What the hell are you trying to pull?

He's tryin' to trick you, Don.

Not that that's gonna work.

May I proceed to clean him up?

Be my guest. Just keep his blood and gore away from the merchandise.

Blood and Gore will not be present during this cleaning, I shall contact Mist to give him a "present' which should result in him comitting suicide.

Perfect. You may proceed when you are ready.

I shall now make the phone call

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Might I recommend these shells here.They have a nice burst on them,and can pierce armor at close range.I use em` myself.

Hmm, alright, what about the pear juice?

What particular kind, sir?

Basic unsweetened, sweetened, premium...

All properly priced.

Sweetened and premium please.

My apologies for the slow service.

That'll be 200 gold.

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Might I recommend these shells here.They have a nice burst on them,and can pierce armor at close range.I use em` myself.

Hmm, alright, what about the pear juice?

What particular kind, sir?

Basic unsweetened, sweetened, premium...

All properly priced.

Sweetened and premium please.

My apologies for the slow service.

That'll be 200 gold.

Alright, oh, do you have any magic bullets?

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Might I recommend these shells here.They have a nice burst on them,and can pierce armor at close range.I use em` myself.

Hmm, alright, what about the pear juice?

What particular kind, sir?

Basic unsweetened, sweetened, premium...

All properly priced.

Sweetened and premium please.

My apologies for the slow service.

That'll be 200 gold.

Alright, oh, do you have any magic bullets?

What kind of magic?

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Might I recommend these shells here.They have a nice burst on them,and can pierce armor at close range.I use em` myself.

Hmm, alright, what about the pear juice?

What particular kind, sir?

Basic unsweetened, sweetened, premium...

All properly priced.

Sweetened and premium please.

My apologies for the slow service.

That'll be 200 gold.

Alright, oh, do you have any magic bullets?

What kind of magic?

Eh, just normal magic. As in to element.

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Might I recommend these shells here.They have a nice burst on them,and can pierce armor at close range.I use em` myself.

Hmm, alright, what about the pear juice?

What particular kind, sir?

Basic unsweetened, sweetened, premium...

All properly priced.

Sweetened and premium please.

My apologies for the slow service.

That'll be 200 gold.

Alright, oh, do you have any magic bullets?

What kind of magic?

Eh, just normal magic. As in to element.

Any particular calibur?

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Might I recommend these shells here.They have a nice burst on them,and can pierce armor at close range.I use em` myself.

Hmm, alright, what about the pear juice?

What particular kind, sir?

Basic unsweetened, sweetened, premium...

All properly priced.

Sweetened and premium please.

My apologies for the slow service.

That'll be 200 gold.

Alright, oh, do you have any magic bullets?

What kind of magic?

Eh, just normal magic. As in to element.

Any particular calibur?

Uhh... A painful calibur.

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Might I recommend these shells here.They have a nice burst on them,and can pierce armor at close range.I use em` myself.

Hmm, alright, what about the pear juice?

What particular kind, sir?

Basic unsweetened, sweetened, premium...

All properly priced.

Sweetened and premium please.

My apologies for the slow service.

That'll be 200 gold.

Alright, oh, do you have any magic bullets?

What kind of magic?

Eh, just normal magic. As in to element.

Any particular calibur?

Uhh... A painful calibur.

.44, should leave em' breathing' through a new hole.

That'll be 2000.

Oh, and 100 extra for the pyramid.

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I need 465 9x9x6 marble blocks, 16 gallons of gorilla glue, one finely crafted hammer, 20 tons of dynamite, about one mile of cart tracks, a cart, a finely crafted pickaxe, and a build-yourself-a-tower kit.

Oh, and a pack of spearmint gum, preferrably sugarfree.

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I need 465 9x9x6 marble blocks, 16 gallons of gorilla glue, one finely crafted hammer, 20 tons of dynamite, about one mile of cart tracks, a cart, a finely crafted pickaxe, and a build-yourself-a-tower kit.

Oh, and a pack of spearmint gum, preferrably sugarfree.

Yes, yes... That'll come to 124,750.

Hey, dynamite is expensive these days...

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I need 465 9x9x6 marble blocks, 16 gallons of gorilla glue, one finely crafted hammer, 20 tons of dynamite, about one mile of cart tracks, a cart, a finely crafted pickaxe, and a build-yourself-a-tower kit.

Oh, and a pack of spearmint gum, preferrably sugarfree.

Yes, yes... That'll come to 124,750.

Hey, dynamite is expensive these days...

A bit on the high-side, but I need the products. Very well, *places five money bags on the table* Each contains 24,950 gold, which comes up to the exact total you require. Pleasure doing business with you.

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I need 465 9x9x6 marble blocks, 16 gallons of gorilla glue, one finely crafted hammer, 20 tons of dynamite, about one mile of cart tracks, a cart, a finely crafted pickaxe, and a build-yourself-a-tower kit.

Oh, and a pack of spearmint gum, preferrably sugarfree.

Yes, yes... That'll come to 124,750.

Hey, dynamite is expensive these days...

A bit on the high-side, but I need the products. Very well, *places five money bags on the table* Each contains 24,950 gold, which comes up to the exact total you require. Pleasure doing business with you.

As is doing business with you.

NOTICE: ANYONE WHO IS SUCCESSFUL IN GETTING RID OF ROBERT SHALL RECIEVE A REWARD OF 1,000,000,000 GOLD! I don't care if you kill him or just chase him off. I want his trolling ass outta here!

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