Emeraldfox Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 *Meanwhile, Bartre tosses EJ out of the restaurant* Bartre: This is a Restaurant, not a fast food joint! But.. Your boss said I could order anything.. Yeah, well, I implied it to mean anything you might actually find at a high end restaurant. You're not gonna find a Whopper at Hell's Kitchen, would you? Well.. If they're well rounded, yes. (I don't like Whoppers actually, mayonnaise... Ugh..) Hold on. What's your opnion on sour cream? Eww. That's all I have to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 *Meanwhile, Bartre tosses EJ out of the restaurant* Bartre: This is a Restaurant, not a fast food joint! But.. Your boss said I could order anything.. Yeah, well, I implied it to mean anything you might actually find at a high end restaurant. You're not gonna find a Whopper at Hell's Kitchen, would you? Well.. If they're well rounded, yes. (I don't like Whoppers actually, mayonnaise... Ugh..) Hold on. What's your opnion on sour cream? Eww. That's all I have to say. I see. ... ... ... ... Don, I put my full weight behind this guy. I say he eats what he wants, how he wants. Anyone who can't stand sour cream is a friend of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 *Meanwhile, Bartre tosses EJ out of the restaurant* Bartre: This is a Restaurant, not a fast food joint! But.. Your boss said I could order anything.. Yeah, well, I implied it to mean anything you might actually find at a high end restaurant. You're not gonna find a Whopper at Hell's Kitchen, would you? Well.. If they're well rounded, yes. (I don't like Whoppers actually, mayonnaise... Ugh..) Hold on. What's your opnion on sour cream? Eww. That's all I have to say. I see. ... ... ... ... Don, I put my full weight behind this guy. I say he eats what he wants, how he wants. Anyone who can't stand sour cream is a friend of mine. Maybe, but he's been getting on my nerves for a while now. ...Aw, hell, fine, he'll be allowed in. At 9 times the normal charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Fine young man you've got here,Geoffrey,was it?Nowadays it's hard to find someone with so much respect.*increases tip* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 *walks in to the restaurant* I'd like to order the Lasagna, please. And while I'm waiting, could someone please bring over the wine list, as I'm parched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 *walks in to the restaurant* I'd like to order the Lasagna, please. And while I'm waiting, could someone please bring over the wine list, as I'm parched. Dorcas: I'm sorry, but you need to pay the entrance fee in order to enter the restaurant to order... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 (edited) *pays fee* Now can I order? Edited August 11, 2009 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 *pays fee* Now can I order? *Dorcas nods and steps aside. Noishe immediately runs off to the kitchen with the filled order* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 (pays the 1000gold fee) (orders a pasta with alfredo sauce) (waits for food) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 (pays the 1000gold fee) (orders a pasta with alfredo sauce) (waits for food) *Abel returns with a platter of Alfredo Pasta* Abel: Bon Appetite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 (eats the pasta) (pays tips) (leaves restaurant) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 *waits impatiently for the wine list to arrive* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 *waits impatiently for the wine list to arrive* *Meanwhile, off to the side...* Cain: What do you think that guy's waiting for? Abel: The menu? Like hell I'm lugging that thing all over... Cain: Maybe he's waiting for the wine list. Abel: Are you kidding? The wine list is just as big! Cain: ...That exlains why it's taking so long to get it all to the cellar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Health inspector closes down restaraunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 Health inspector closes down restaraunt. You're no health inspector. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RESTAURANT! *Spins around to Ether* Will you make sure this guy finds a crowbar lodged in his skull? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 (edited) I just wanted free food....:( Edited August 12, 2009 by Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 I just wanted free food.... :( ...Fuck it. Where the hell is that axe Bartre came to work with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 This place is going down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 This place is going down. I wouldn't say that if I were you, otherwise you might just be made an offer you can't refuse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 This place is going down. Ah, there that axe is! *Picks it up and buries it in Rob's skull.* Heya, Pride. Call Sawyer, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 This place is going down. Ah, there that axe is! *Picks it up and buries it in Rob's skull.* Heya, Pride. Call Sawyer, please. *places napkin on table* *sigh* Didja really have to boss? *calls Sawyer* Yeah, uptown... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 (edited) Rob gets up and removes axe. This place is going to be closed because of: Yes, anyone who ate here may contract deadly diseases. You are all screwed. is not cain. This is cain: You were fooled. Edited August 12, 2009 by Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Rob gets up and removes axe. This place is going to be closed because of: Yes, anyone who ate here may contract deadly diseases. You are all screwed. is not cain. This is cain: You were fooled. ...Zombie drug addicts are not allowed within this establishment. Boys, take im' away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Hello, everyone. How fares the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 Hello, everyone. How fares the world? Better, now that Robert's out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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