OrangeDragon Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Post any kind of blooper you can think of, whether it involves dialogue, cut scenes, etc. Here's my spoof of the part in PoR where Ike promotes. Ike: What do you expect me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula? Mist: I think you've been watching too much Lion King... If you don't get it, he actually says something along the lines of "What do you expect me to do? Put on a funny hat?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 (edited) FEDS Chapter 2: Oguma: Prince Marth, I am oguma, a Mercenary of... Saji: I'm bored. Oguma: Shut up, I'm trying to speak with Marth here. Saji: But I'm bored, I don't ever get to say anything outside of my dea... Oguma: Look here pal, you're gonna fight with us and you're gonna love it. *Maji starts chewing on cords* Oguma: Maji, stop chewing on those cords. NoA Staff: I got a great idea, when FEDS gets localized, let's rename Maji Cord and Saji Bord. Edited August 30, 2009 by Dark Legend Ninja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 In the cutscene at the end of RD's part 2, Rolf accidently nudges Shinon, causing Shinon to miss the rope that is round Lucia's neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonBladeSniper Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 In the cutscene at the end of RD's part 2, Rolf accidently nudges Shinon, causing Shinon to miss the rope that is round Lucia's neck. And then, for some odd reason, nobody notices and the Greil Mercenaries attacks anyways, Shinon tries to fire again hoping that Rhys'll have enough time to save her BUT Rolf goes crazy so he bumps him and Shinon ends up shooting Ike. XD FE7, while recruiting Raven with Priscilla. Priscilla: Raven! Brother! Raven: *can't hear her because she is too far away but spots Hector* DIE!!! Priscilla: DON'T...! Raven: *reaches Hector (who is weakened), battles him, criticals, kills* It's more true than funny really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Gregor Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 In the cutscene at the end of RD's part 2, Rolf accidently nudges Shinon, causing Shinon to miss the rope that is round Lucia's neck. And then, for some odd reason, nobody notices and the Greil Mercenaries attacks anyways, Shinon tries to fire again hoping that Rhys'll have enough time to save her BUT Rolf goes crazy so he bumps him and Shinon ends up shooting Ike. XD FE7, while recruiting Raven with Priscilla. Priscilla: Raven! Brother! Raven: *can't hear her because she is too far away but spots Hector* DIE!!! Priscilla: DON'T...! Raven: *reaches Hector (who is weakened), battles him, criticals, kills* It's more true than funny really. In the cutscene at the end of RD's part 2, Rolf takes the shot and kills Lucia. Then LOLTIMEWARP. Rolf is the only one who remembers what happened, and struggles to shoot. Shinon steps in and saves the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Gregor Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Fe5:A certain someone misses with his stone staff. Eyvel uses Astra+Luna+Sol. The end. Oh and Liedrick becomes good due to the lopt influence being slayed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 FEDS: How many people can you kill in one turn. (Endgame) Marth: Alright, we have this full-use Geosphere that we could have used to find a certain someone in chapter 23. But now it's just going to go to waste. Minerva: How about we use it now? Marth: Let's see... most enemies have less than 39 HP...and most of our guys do as well...alright, let's do it. *start chapter* Marth: *uses Geosphere* *All units took 13 damage* Minerva: *trade with Marth; Geosphere, use Geosphere* *All units took 13 damage* *2 Fortify Clerics die* Shiida: *trade with Minerva; Geosphere, use Geosphere* *All units took 13 damage* Shiida: Goodbye, Marth... Stay strong... for me... Ogma: Princess... I'm sorry... Barst: Sorry, Captain Ogma... Darros: Arr... so this be the end... Lena: Lords above... take me... into your embrace... Maria: Ahh! Sister... Minerva: Marth... My kindgom... Save... Medon... Linde: Father... I'll be with you... soon... Palla: Commander... Forgive me... Catria: Commander... I'm sorry... Est: Commander... I gave it my all... Tiki: No... I don't want to be... alone... Lorenz: This, too, must be fate... Elice: Marth... my brother... Be strong... *All enemy units except 3 Generals and the boss all die* Marth: Huh. Well, we used the Geosphere! Party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 (One of Xavier's Lieutenant turns green) (The Lieutenant walks into Xavier's attack range) Xavier:"....Very Well" (Lieutenant dies) The truth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 (One of Xavier's Lieutenant turns green) (The Lieutenant walks into Xavier's attack range) Xavier:"....Very Well" (Lieutenant dies) The truth... That is the truth indeed. I've seen it happen. So much for the kind old general who cares for his subordinates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fia Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Fe5:A certain someone misses with his stone staff. Eyvel uses Astra+Luna+Sol. The end. Oh and Liedrick becomes good due to the lopt influence being slayed. lolstaff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 (edited) Civilian "Daddy, don't do this anymore." Xavier's Lieutenant:"You're all right! Thank goodness... Your safety is all that matters now... Let's go!" (Lieutenant turns green) Xavier's Lieutenant:"Hey guys i'm off I hope you get your loved ones back to you." The other seven Lieutenants: "If we are going to hell we are taking you with us." Xavier's Lieutenatn:" W-wait!!" (Hammer Knight pwns green colored knight) Edited August 30, 2009 by Jason W. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 And that is why I'm not gonna recruit that fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltoshen Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 FEDS: How many people can you kill in one turn. (Endgame) Marth: Alright, we have this full-use Geosphere that we could have used to find a certain someone in chapter 23. But now it's just going to go to waste. Minerva: How about we use it now? Marth: Let's see... most enemies have less than 39 HP...and most of our guys do as well...alright, let's do it. *start chapter* Marth: *uses Geosphere* *All units took 13 damage* Minerva: *trade with Marth; Geosphere, use Geosphere* *All units took 13 damage* *2 Fortify Clerics die* Shiida: *trade with Minerva; Geosphere, use Geosphere* *All units took 13 damage* Shiida: Goodbye, Marth... Stay strong... for me... Ogma: Princess... I'm sorry... Barst: Sorry, Captain Ogma... Darros: Arr... so this be the end... Lena: Lords above... take me... into your embrace... Maria: Ahh! Sister... Minerva: Marth... My kindgom... Save... Medon... Linde: Father... I'll be with you... soon... Palla: Commander... Forgive me... Catria: Commander... I'm sorry... Est: Commander... I gave it my all... Tiki: No... I don't want to be... alone... Lorenz: This, too, must be fate... Elice: Marth... my brother... Be strong... *All enemy units except 3 Generals and the boss all die* Marth: Huh. Well, we used the Geosphere! Party! LOL, you did that too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luigi bros Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 (edited) FEDS Chapter 2: Oguma: Prince Marth, I am oguma, a Mercenary of... Saji: I'm bored. Oguma: Shut up, I'm trying to speak with Marth here. Saji: But I'm bored, I don't ever get to say anything outside of my dea... Oguma: Look here pal, you're gonna fight with us and you're gonna love it. *Maji starts chewing on cords* Oguma: Maji, stop chewing on those cords. NoA Staff: I got a great idea, when FEDS gets localized, let's rename Maji Cord and Saji Bord. This gave me an idea for me. Why Astoria became Astram: Midia:Astoria, you're addicted to ham! Astoria:I know, but it's good! Midia:And when you aren't eating ham you complain that you don't have the "great" Astra skill! You're never going to get it! Astoria:If I eat enough ham I will! Midia:Brom tried that too... you went to his funeral, you saw what happened! He though eating ham would teach him Astra! He died trying to eat 12 hams at once! When his wife walked in the house he had a bone sticking out his mouth! And don't even get me started on his stomach! I just hope Meg doesn't try this as well... Astoria:I won't eat 12 as once! FE11 designer #1:He'll die trying. I'll be nice we'll call him "Astraham. FE11 designer #2:"Astraham"? That's terrible! How about Astraam? Get rid of the H. FE11 designer #1:"Astraam"? How about "Astram"? FE11 designer #2:Perfect! Edited September 2, 2009 by luigi bros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 (edited) FE8, Chapter 4: Ancient Horrors (Opening) With her bracelet recovered, Eirika sets out with renewed determination. Passing through the ancient forest Za'ha brings them close to Grado's border. As they near the town of Serafew, Eirika's fears are assuaged by the lack of troops. But never-before-seen terrors crawl in the shadows of the trees. (Chapter starts) (Screen is in a forest with Seth and Eirika) Seth: We're approaching Serafew, at the border of Renais and Grado. Once we cross, we'll be in Serafew... Renvall won't be much farther. Eirika: That is, assuming we can cross the border without mishap... Oh! Look! Over there! (Screen goes to the map, with whores spreading everywhere) Eirika: Those strange figures... What...What are they? Are they...human? I've never seen anything like it. What could they be? (Screen goes to a southern village with Artur and Lute) Artur: What have we done to deserve the trials before us? What is happening to us? How could such whores walk out lands while the Sacred Stones protect us? Lute: ...... Artur: Lute, please, it's dangerous outside the walls. Stay here in the village. Lute: Those are whores, aren't they? They were the vanguard of the Pimp King in the days of darkness. The Tome of Nazania describes them in chapter 2, section 7, paragraph 8. Artur: You know of them? Lute: Duh! I'm a prodigy. I can recall almost everything I see or hear. According to the book, whores attack using razor-sharp claws. Sounds painful, wouldn't you say? Artur: Yes, er, well... Be that as it may, I must go aid those travelers outside. You should stay here within the safety of the village. Lute: Very well. I don't mind staying here. In fact, it seems that smarter choice. (Artur leaves) Lute: Magic is far more powerful than any whore's claws. The thickest hide and the strongest armor are useless against magic's power. Yes, I supposed I could have studied swords, but only magic is worthy of me. Even if this village were to be assaulted by whores, I could defend it perfectly. (Artur runs up to Eirikas group) Artur: Travelers, you must listen to me! The ancient forest of Za'ha is dangerous. Head south and pass through this place before the whores surround you! Eirika: Who are you? Artur: My name is Artur. The temple has assigned me the task of cleansing the forest of these...things. There are so many of the whores, though. I wonder if I stand much chance alone. So if you would, please flee now while you have the chance. Eirika: Whores? You're not talking about the same whores that served the ancient Pimp King? That can't be right... They're nothing but legends and fairy tales... Artur: Yes, I felt the same say when I heard. And yet here they are. This place is filled with them. I wonder how far they're spread... Surely they're not in Renais alone. Eirika: But..why are they here? How? Seth: Beware, Your Highness! Something approaches! (A whore fly towards Artur) Artur: Please allow me to deal with this. Evil whore! May the blessed light drive you from this land! (Artur slays the whore) Seth: We ought to help. He can't fight them all alone. Do you have orders? (Battle starts) (When you start the battle) Artur: One of my companions is in that village to the south. If you can get there swiftly, I implore you to watch over her safety. (If you visit the northern village) Man: Do you see that old snag to the south of here? Bet it would make a handy bridge if you could knock it over. Take a weapon to it and give it a few good whacks. That should do it. Here, take this and give it a try. It ought to do the trick. (Got an Iron Axe) (At the beginning of turn 3, LArachel, Dozla, and Rennac appear at the top of the cliff in the northeast) LArachel: Oh, my! Those travelers are being besieged by the whores! Dozla: Ha ha ha! Right you are, Lady LArachel! LArachel: I cannot allow this to happen! Come! We must charge down these cliffs and rush to their aid! Rennac: We charge down these cliffs, and the only thing we'll be rushing to is death. How about we find us a nice, gentle path down, hm? LArachel: Ah...Yes, well...Let us hurry nonetheless. I simply cannot abide those whores running amok! (If you visit the southern village with Artur) Artur: Lute, help has arrived. Lute: ...... Artur: Lute? Lute: Your flesh shows no sign of putrefaction. It seems you're not a whore. Artur: Well, I should hope not! I wanted you to know help has arrived. Please be patient a bit longer... Lute: No, no. I insist on joining you in combat. I've been reading up on these whores. They are, quite simply, no match for me. I am superior after all. (Lute joins your team) (If you visit the southern village with someone else) Lute: ...... Person you sent: Hm? Lute: Your flesh shows no sign of putrefaction. It seems you're not a whore. I've decided to join you in battle now. My name is Lute. Im a mage of superior wisdom and rare ability. I've been reading up on these whores. They are, quite simply, no match for me. I am superior after all. (Lute joins your team) (When you win the battle) (The screen goes to outside a forest with Lute, Artur, Eirika, and Seth) Seth: We've killed all the whores. Still, we'd best burn the bones to ash to be sure they don't return. Eirika: I still can't believe what we've been fighting here... Id thought those whores nothing more than myth and legend. Seth: Those whores are said to be the least of the dark creatures. And yet, the weakest of them could outmatch any normal man. We cannot take this enemy lightly. Lute: Oh, yes. There are much worse then those whores and the hooker... Let's see, there's the sluts, tramps, harlots, working girls... Why, I'll bet you just about any creature of lore could be walking again. Yes, we're in for some trouble. Even my fabulous power may not be enough. Artur: O divine light, show me... Is this a sign of dark days to come? Eirika: By all that's holy, what is happening? Seth: Princess Eirika, perhaps it would be wise to return to Frelia and regroup. Pressing forward seems foolish in light of recent events. We cannot face both Grado's forces and more of those terrible things. Eirika: Seth, I follow your point, and nothing would please me more then running for safety. But what of my brother? He and his men are still trapped in the same situation we are. I know full well that I may be leading us into even greater danger, but... Please try to understand. Seth: I do, my princess, and I vow to see you through this safely. (LArachel and her gang rides up) LArachel: Aha! Whores, beware! I, LArachel, bestow upon you the honor at banishment at my blessed hands! Eirika: ...... LArachel: Oh...Where are the whores? Eirika: Well, we just finished... LArachel: Ah, glad tidings indeed! The heavens must be rejoicing! I am.. a tad disappointed however. After all, I did rush all the way here to show you the splendor of my might. Dozla: Gwah ha ha! It's a real shame, innit, Lady LArachel?! Rennac: What's shameful is the way you drag us around the countryside. Eirika: Pardon me, but...who are you? LArachel: Me? Since you ask, please allow me to introduce myself. It is I, the true light and glory of the sacred realm of Rausten... Dozla: Stop! Lady LArachel, you mustn't continue! You cannot reveal your true identity here! LArachel: Oh, yes, you're right. Oh, I get so careless sometimes! Now, I must ride off in anonymity. Oh, how beautifully romantic! Eirika: Uh... Right. LArachel: Fare thee well, strangers. Perhaps our paths will cross again. Come, Dozla! Rennac! We ride! Dozla: Gwah ha ha! Let's go, Rennac! Rennac: All right, all right. (They leave) Eirika: ...What was that about? (Chapter ends) Edited September 3, 2009 by General Spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeDragon Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 General Spoon: All you did was change a few words of the script... Luigi Bros and Dark Legend Ninja: Lol, stupid Brom :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luigi bros Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Thank you! Here's another. Why Gato became Gotoh: Miloah:Another goat!? This place stinks of goat! Gato:I know. They say the say the secret to good magic is to live with goats. Miloah:(mumbling)I think that's good cheese. Gato:What? Miloah:Oh, nothing. Anyways, you should get rid of these goats. IMMEDIATLY!!! Gato:Where did that sudden anger come from? Miloah:One just went on my leg. Gato:Sorry about that. Anyways, I can't leave. I have to absorb the goatliness. Miloah:Who told you that anyways? Gato:I saw a Sage doing excellent magic. I aksed him what his secret was. He said it was that he lived with goats. Miloah:Oh. Well that's a rip off. Gato:Why? Miloah:He meant Goat's Magical Training Book; A Guide to All Your Magic Needs. Gato:He lives with books? Miloah:Yes. Gato:Oh- *faints* Miloah:The smell finally got to him. FE11 Designer #1:We should honor him. Let's call him Goat. FE11 Designer #2:What about the "Oh"? FE11 Designer #1:OK. We'll call him Goatoh FE11 Designer #2:Let's get rid of the "A". FE11 Designer #1:Goto? FE11 Designer #2:Let's add and "H" at the end. FE11 Designer #1:Gotoh? FE11 Designer #2:Perfect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonBladeSniper Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Awesome bloopers everyone! :) It's a shame mr_e_s doesn't come on anymore, his bloopers were funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luigi bros Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Yeah. Those were hysterical. I miss them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oujay Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Yeah. Those were hysterical. I miss them. Who was mr_e_s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 FEDS Chapter 2: Oguma: Prince Marth, I am oguma, a Mercenary of... Saji: I'm bored. Oguma: Shut up, I'm trying to speak with Marth here. Saji: But I'm bored, I don't ever get to say anything outside of my dea... Oguma: Look here pal, you're gonna fight with us and you're gonna love it. *Maji starts chewing on cords* Oguma: Maji, stop chewing on those cords. NoA Staff: I got a great idea, when FEDS gets localized, let's rename Maji Cord and Saji Bord. *cue the "Check Norris Approves" pic* Yeah. Those were hysterical. I miss them. Who was mr_e_s? A guy from GameFAQs I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 A pretty funny guy who did a bloopers topic here. His bloopers were actually funny and not half-assed like most others I've seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonBladeSniper Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 FEDS Chapter 2: Oguma: Prince Marth, I am oguma, a Mercenary of... Saji: I'm bored. Oguma: Shut up, I'm trying to speak with Marth here. Saji: But I'm bored, I don't ever get to say anything outside of my dea... Oguma: Look here pal, you're gonna fight with us and you're gonna love it. *Maji starts chewing on cords* Oguma: Maji, stop chewing on those cords. NoA Staff: I got a great idea, when FEDS gets localized, let's rename Maji Cord and Saji Bord. *cue the "Check Norris Approves" pic* Yeah. Those were hysterical. I miss them. Who was mr_e_s? A guy from GameFAQs I believe. Not sure if he went to GameFAQs since I don't go there but he was a "boopers" writer. Here are a bunch of examples of his and certain members' work: http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=12347&st=0 (most were wiped out by the Fall of the Forest) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeDragon Posted September 12, 2009 Author Share Posted September 12, 2009 (edited) Yeah. Those were hysterical. I miss them. Who was mr_e_s? Somebody who left before either of us joined, most likely... EDIT - I went to that link Dragon Blade Sniper posted, and I laughed my butt off. Edited September 12, 2009 by OrangeDragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 How Riff became Wrys. Rhys: Riff, I am a big fan of yours. You inspired me to be a priest in FE9. Riff: I have inspired many men to be priests, although most of them are generic enemies. Rhys: At least you got recognition. You're my favorite FE character. Riff: And you also happen to be my favorite FE character. Rhys: Why that is great. Riff: And that chick with you is hot. Rhys: You mean Mia? Of course she...hey wait a minute, aren't you too old to be hitting girls around your age? Riff: I like my girls young. Rhys: ...Okay. Well, even if you're a pedophile, you're still my favorite FE character. Riff: Why thank you. I wish my name was Rhys. NoA Staff #1: You know, we should rename Riff to Rhys. NoA Staff #2: But we already used that name on Killroy. NoA Staff #1: Then lets spell it differently. W-R-Y-S. How does that work? NoA Staff #2: Perfect! This should distinguish him from that other Rhys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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