MaSu: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

[鳴美]

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> argh bedy bye time for me

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> i gotta have my mom tuck me in even though im graduating in a week

<Zephrion> Night MaSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

<VanguardRaven> haha, night

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> i cant sleep not knowing my mommy loves her little angel

<Zephrion> This is so going on the forums.

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> i cried when i had to stop sleeping with her

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> which was 2 weeks ago

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> i was so heart broken

<VanguardRaven> serious...?

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> OH WTF ZEPH ITS A JOKE

<Zephrion> Hello blackmail... >_> <_<

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> hell no im not serious

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> DAMN YOU

<Zephrion> Muahahahahaha

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> *takes screenshot of me saying its not true*

<VanguardRaven> masu, you dug yourself a hole. theres no escape rope, either

<Zephrion> I'm kidding, I wouldn't do that.

<Zephrion> Claire probably would though.

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> *closes porn site first so no one sees it on the tab*

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> *is totaly joking about the porn site.....>_>*

<Claire> HMM???

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> NOTHIG

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> DIS REGARD

<Zephrion> Sure.

<VanguardRaven> who is claire?

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> LOOK A+WAY?

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> Ilyana

<VanguardRaven> oh hey

<Claire> Zeph, what'd he say? ;)

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> NOTHING

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

<Zephrion> Something about his mommy and porn sites.

<VanguardRaven> <MaSuuuuuuuuuu> i cant sleep not knowing my mommy loves her little angel

<Claire> Hahaha!!!

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> OH YOU SUCK

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> and the way u worded that zeph

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> sounds messed up

<Zephrion> You're the one who said those things.

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> "His mom and porn sites"

<VanguardRaven> i lol'd

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> no i was CLOSING a porn site before i SS'ed so WHAT THE FUCK AM I TELLING THIS FOR!?

<Zephrion> *Print Screen*

<VanguardRaven> masu's mum is a porn star

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> NO

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> OMFG

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> TAKE IT BACK

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> T_T

<VanguardRaven> oh i am lolling right now

<VanguardRaven> 3.15am...shower now or when i wake up at 7.30?

<Zephrion> We all are Raven, we all are.

<Zephrion> Both!

<VanguardRaven> hmm i see

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> 3.15?

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> damn

<VanguardRaven> can you sit for me in 6 hours time, for 6 hours?

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> its only 10:15 here

<VanguardRaven> as much as you can? lol

<Zephrion> Fine...

<Zephrion> Only because you asked nicely. =P

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> *scans forum for zeph's black mailing*

<VanguardRaven> i hate a full warehouse

<Zephrion> Wait... That'll be Midnight-6 AM. o_o

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> this is sitcom material

<Zephrion> I'll...try.

<VanguardRaven> haha just do what you can

<VanguardRaven> ive asked jennleanne too

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> ILYANA YOU BITCH

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> OMFG

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> SHE MADE IT HER SIG

<Claire> Sig'd :P

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> DLKJSDL:AJFDW(EUR_) W#*%R_)(WUVNJIDOJV

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> IM GONNA SUICIDE

<Zephrion> Oh good, so if you wake up to find everything gone it won't be entirely my fault.

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> *dies*

<Claire> LOL

<VanguardRaven> not entirely, but partially...

<Zephrion> Claire gets an official certificate of Win.

<Claire> Wewt

<VanguardRaven> i wonder what fourth fox is like in real life

<Claire> Does that include a 5-star rating and a 10 week stay in a a top-class hotel with the guy of my choosing?

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> u get me

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> tuck me in plz

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> XD

<Zephrion> You get a 4 star rating and a 7 week stay with a guy of Raven's choosing.

<Zephrion> In a middle-class hotel.

<Knife> lol

<VanguardRaven> can i choose myself? im a good guy

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> raven has just sent me a private message

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> he chose me

<Knife> saying what?

<Knife> FUCK YOU

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> tuck me in plz Ilyana-Chan

<VanguardRaven> lol, did not...

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> XD

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> i cant sleep unless a female tucks me in

<Zephrion> Sweet, my plan for Civil War is going perfectly.

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> only alternitave is for me to sleep with her......

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> we all know ilyana wants me anyways

<VanguardRaven> you will have to go without sleep

<Knife> yess... turn the ssssoil ssoft with blood...

<Zephrion> You can sleep with Hikari.

<Zephrion> *hides from Lyle*

<MaSuuuuuuuuuu> D:

<Claire> *pulls knife out of pocket*

[Knife]

Thanks for cutting out that embarrassing thing I said to Raven. I'd be banned.

[Metal Rabbit]

T_l

[Zephrion]

See what you're missing Arc?

[Raven]

<VanguardRaven> i wonder what fourth fox is like in real life

I... did not... say this... Honest.

[Knife]

I... did not... say this... Honest.

He should've cut that part out too. Let's all agree not to post chat secrets anymore, okay?

[Masu]

UNTRUE.

It was all a freakin sarcastic joke.

[鳴美]

UNTRUE.

It was all a freakin sarcastic joke.

You said it.

You meant it.

End of story.

[Nightmare]

I was there and saw all this, but you couldn't see me because I am the Eggman.

[Raven]

So I Googled my username (VanguardRaven) and this thread was the first result.

Good times.