grandjackal Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Oh yeah, Volug can't get a 10 either. He is Nailah's bitch, after all. Speaking of which she has 2, and Tibarn could qualify as a third, the mindless oaf. Not only that, but she chills in a temple filled with gold. Her ranking should be off the scale. Im the only person here who would nail Tanith aren't I You don't nail Tanith. Tanith nails you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 ^Truth. Tanith is, in fact, the true heir of the Begnion Empire. But she let her bitch, Sanaki, take the throne for the sheer lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 Nolan Looking like Chuck Norris isn't enough to hang around with the bad boys. You see, from the developer's notes, it's revealed the Nolan used to be a merchant, but he got pwned by his associates being backstabbers. The real Chuck Norris wouldn't have taken that crap, so he's clearly a phony. Still, at least he looks manly, beard and all. But looks only get you so far. 7/10 You never hear from those merchants again though do you? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP. That IS true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted November 22, 2009 Author Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) lolra lol @ getting ORKO'd by everything forever the entire game. Already unmanly. If she had some kind of personality maybe she could be redeemed, but as it stands, she has nothing else. Granted, not as bad as Micaiah, who also gets ORKO'd by everything but we all know is a bland Mary Sue. no personality > bad personality 1.5/10 Edited November 23, 2009 by Andrew W.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted November 22, 2009 Author Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) Ike's wife He wears a belly shirt. And he's gay for Ike. faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail Well, at least he gets into Miccy Sue's pants. 4.5/10 Edited November 23, 2009 by Andrew W.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted November 22, 2009 Author Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) moeblob You'd think that, for an entire chapter, Ilyana would start talking about chocolate cornets. At least she eats a lot, so she doesn't get an auto 1. But it's pretty bad. 2/10 Edited November 23, 2009 by Andrew W.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted November 22, 2009 Author Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) Samus Aran Samus Aran has a 75% str and 70% def growth, both of which are pretty manly. And... that's it. It's hard to rank characters on manliness when they don't have any personality. Well, he does want to get into lolra's pants, though whether he actually succeeds or not we won't know. Because of no personality, 6/10 Edited November 23, 2009 by Andrew W.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted November 22, 2009 Author Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) cow lookslikeshegothitbyabus/10 3/10 Edited November 23, 2009 by Andrew W.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted November 22, 2009 Author Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) Captain "Abs" Volug http://www.serenesforest.net/fe10/support/10.html And look at his picture. He's fucking TICK. 10/10 Edited November 23, 2009 by Andrew W.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatsumaki Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Aran should get a score of anywhere from 7 to 7.5 6/10 just doesn't do him justice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesmar Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Volug http://www.serenesforest.net/fe10/support/10.html And look at his picture. He's fucking TICK. 10/10 No one who is a woman's bitch deserves a 10. Despite how manly Nailah is, he's still her bitch and doesn't deserve a full 10. Though... (...Hey. You ever wonder what would happen if I just ate everyone we fought? Would the rest keep fighting?) Makes up for most of that. Maybe somewhere around a 9 or 9.5. Still not a 10 though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Volug's abs more than make up for listening to his manly queen (Come on, "bitch" is pushing this one). He'd probably get, like, 11 otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 Aran should get a score of anywhere from 7 to 7.5 6/10 just doesn't do him justice Aran has no personality, how is that manly? No one who is a woman's bitch deserves a 10. Despite how manly Nailah is, he's still her bitch and doesn't deserve a full 10. Bitch? Neither one is the dominant person in that relationship. Volug bones Nailah because she's him if he were female and had breasts instead of abs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) Tauros A mulberry is a tree, Tauroneo is a fucking MAN. Beard and hot blooded RESOLVE ftw 8.5/10 Edited November 23, 2009 by Andrew W.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 Jill Valentine lol, she switches sides more often than John Kerry. way2phail 4/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 Zi furry gg 3.5/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewjeo Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 lol Jill manlier than Zi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Devdan better get a 10. The man wrestles tigers and bears for fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Bastian should get a 10/10 for his manliness...IN POETRY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Fiona gets a 0/10. She has NOTHING. NOTHING. NO. THING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Fiona gets a 0/10. She has NOTHING. NOTHING. NO. THING. She has the balls to try and rescue civilians from right under the Begnion army's nose, despite having some of the worst base stats in the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 She's a retard for doing so, when she could just seduce all the guards with her colored people powers and then bite their cocks off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silith Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 (edited) Micaiah - Mary Sue Girl who can't take hits at all. As stated before a big 1/10 on manliness. Sothe - Ike's wife. While being able to take hits well in part 1 his usefullness drops down fast untill he is just as worse as his Mary Sue. Also his shirt makes him look gay. 3/10 Edward - Blocks axes with his face like a man but sadly dies from them too. 3/10 Leonardo - Uses bows so he doesn't have to face up to the enemies manno-a-little girlo. Also the name Lugnasahd fails. 2/10 Nolan - He has a pretty manly beard and build. Also he uses axes the most manly beorc weapon. Sadly he's also a babysitter..... 6.5/10 Laura - Frail, Heals, Girl 1.2/10 (for the sake of being higher then Mic Ilyana - Eats her food manly but isn't too manly otherwise. 2/10 Aran - Takes hit like a man and dishes out some pretty nasty hits too. His speed is a bit low but that's mostly to show off his manlyness. he looks a bit skinny though.... 7/10 Meg - Built manly but not verry manly statisticly. Also I must give her female penalty 4/10 Volug - Shirtless manlyness. The only thing I could say is he isn't verry buff. 9.5/10 Jill - Dracoknight with axes. 7/10 Zihark - Phailblade with earthsupport to dodge like a pussy. 3/10 Tauroneo - Moustache, Big shoulders, Veteran. Suck. 7/10 Fiona - Nuff said. 1.1/10 Tormod - He likes to BURN things but he's small and he sucks. 4/10 Vika - drool/10 Muarim - After Greil died he took the manliest of all Tellius reward. He has a bandana a sharp look and still kicks ass after he's been gone for 31 chapters! No contest after him. he also happens to be a gentleman. 9.9999/10 (only Greil had a perfect score) After Muarim, no one can contest. Edited November 30, 2009 by Silith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Except Haar. And maybe Caineghis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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