General Spoon Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 (edited) I mean, people have been changing their names to countries lately, so why not make the best of it and play Risk? Or, even better, Diplomacy? ...If we do play Diplomacy, I call dibs on England. Edited September 27, 2009 by General Spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I'm America, obviously. I'VE GOT NUKES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I am Italy since N. Italy is gone, and I have... Pasta. BUT I CAN ALSO THROW TOMATOES AT YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I am Italy since N. Italy is gone, and I have... Pasta. BUT I CAN ALSO THROW TOMATOES AT YOU! Cue Feliciano walking in and shouting "Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I remember being stuck in England while playing Risk. I lost to 4 units while I had 17 because the dice hate me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I remember being stuck in England while playing Risk. I lost to 4 units while I had 17 because the dice hate me. Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts. No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts. No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts. Well I always did die at the end boss due to random dice roll that killed me, from being crushed by a ceiling to death spells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts. No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts. Well I always did die at the end boss due to random dice roll that killed me, from being crushed by a ceiling to death spells. I got a character knocked out the other night after not hitting jack shit for FOUR ENTIRE MEETINGS. And then when he gets healed, he crits and kills the strongest enemy that's appeared in the campaign so far. And then there's the other character I use, who despite being a rather blatant joke character, has a disturbing tendency to kill anything she actually hits. I guess the Charisma stat also buffs the RNG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I mean, people have been changing their names to countries lately, so why not make the best of it and play Risk? Or, even better, Diplomacy? ...If we do play Diplomacy, I call dibs on England. YES, DIPLOMACY! I totally call Germany. Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts. No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts. Well I always did die at the end boss due to random dice roll that killed me, from being crushed by a ceiling to death spells. I got a character knocked out the other night after not hitting jack shit for FOUR ENTIRE MEETINGS. And then when he gets healed, he crits and kills the strongest enemy that's appeared in the campaign so far. And then there's the other character I use, who despite being a rather blatant joke character, has a disturbing tendency to kill anything she actually hits. I guess the Charisma stat also buffs the RNG? Wut edition bro? And how the fuck DID you manage to miss everything for 4 sessions? That is so unlikely it's not even funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I call North Korea. I'd made a great Beloved Leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iced Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I'm Russia even though I think someone's name is already Russia but I called it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I've played Risk,but this diplomacy is new to me.Oh well,I'll play along.Japan is mine.MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Gregor Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 (edited) I call all Spanish countries. Edit: Except Cuba. ~shudders~ Edited September 27, 2009 by Pahn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I mean, people have been changing their names to countries lately, so why not make the best of it and play Risk? Or, even better, Diplomacy? ...If we do play Diplomacy, I call dibs on England. YES, DIPLOMACY! I totally call Germany. Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts. No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts. Well I always did die at the end boss due to random dice roll that killed me, from being crushed by a ceiling to death spells. I got a character knocked out the other night after not hitting jack shit for FOUR ENTIRE MEETINGS. And then when he gets healed, he crits and kills the strongest enemy that's appeared in the campaign so far. And then there's the other character I use, who despite being a rather blatant joke character, has a disturbing tendency to kill anything she actually hits. I guess the Charisma stat also buffs the RNG? Wut edition bro? And how the fuck DID you manage to miss everything for 4 sessions? That is so unlikely it's not even funny. 3.5. Like I said, the RNG hates me. Or at least my Ranger. And thus why the recent double 20 was so damn epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intoner Two Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I'm Russia even though I think someone's name is already Russia but I called it first. kolkolkol, you are most amusing, but wouldn't you know, such games usually bore me to tears, so Russia shall let you represent him even if you are scary possessive person like Belarus..., best of luck, do me proud, da :| не останавливайтесь, пока все едины с Россией! do not stop until all is one with Russia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Quick, someone go get Lithuania or Belarus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Quick, someone go get Lithuania or Belarus! And Poland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intoner Two Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Quick, someone go get Lithuania or Belarus! And Poland. I shall kill you a- oh, I see sunflowers... :D Russia is calm now, da but must guard sunflowers from that tyrant Winter somehow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 The Phoenix would like to forgo choosing an entire country, and instead lay claim to a military force serving under another country. The Phoenix is loyal and promises to command the Russian Military with devastating precision. For the Motherland! :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) I mean, people have been changing their names to countries lately, so why not make the best of it and play Risk? Or, even better, Diplomacy? ...If we do play Diplomacy, I call dibs on England. YES, DIPLOMACY! I totally call Germany. Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts. No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts. Well I always did die at the end boss due to random dice roll that killed me, from being crushed by a ceiling to death spells. I got a character knocked out the other night after not hitting jack shit for FOUR ENTIRE MEETINGS. And then when he gets healed, he crits and kills the strongest enemy that's appeared in the campaign so far. And then there's the other character I use, who despite being a rather blatant joke character, has a disturbing tendency to kill anything she actually hits. I guess the Charisma stat also buffs the RNG? Wut edition bro? And how the fuck DID you manage to miss everything for 4 sessions? That is so unlikely it's not even funny. 3.5. Like I said, the RNG hates me. Or at least my Ranger. And thus why the recent double 20 was so damn epic. I see... Poor, poor 3.5 Ranger... Do you guys at least have Book of 9 Swords? Edited September 28, 2009 by Fia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) I wouldn't mind. I get dibs on both Malaysia and Singapore. EDIT: Screw that, I don't think they're in either of the games >_> Edited September 28, 2009 by Joshybear25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I mean, people have been changing their names to countries lately, so why not make the best of it and play Risk? Or, even better, Diplomacy? ...If we do play Diplomacy, I call dibs on England. YES, DIPLOMACY! I totally call Germany. Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts. No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts. Well I always did die at the end boss due to random dice roll that killed me, from being crushed by a ceiling to death spells. I got a character knocked out the other night after not hitting jack shit for FOUR ENTIRE MEETINGS. And then when he gets healed, he crits and kills the strongest enemy that's appeared in the campaign so far. And then there's the other character I use, who despite being a rather blatant joke character, has a disturbing tendency to kill anything she actually hits. I guess the Charisma stat also buffs the RNG? Wut edition bro? And how the fuck DID you manage to miss everything for 4 sessions? That is so unlikely it's not even funny. 3.5. Like I said, the RNG hates me. Or at least my Ranger. And thus why the recent double 20 was so damn epic. I see... Poor, poor 3.5 Ranger... Do you guys at least have Book of 9 Swords? If it's official, we'll use it. And a few homebrews the DM approves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Since I can't get any of my preferred countries, I'll act as a Mafia crew. Pay me and I'll fight for you. Pay me too little and I kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 Since I can't get any of my preferred countries, I'll act as a Mafia crew. Pay me and I'll fight for you. Pay me too little and I kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iced Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Yay thats three for Russia (well 2 that would play but who cares) and joshy I'll pay you double what general spoon pays you (now we have 4 people) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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