Why don't we play Risk?

[General Spoon]

I mean, people have been changing their names to countries lately, so why not make the best of it and play Risk? Or, even better, Diplomacy?

...If we do play Diplomacy, I call dibs on England.

Edited September 27, 2009 by General Spoon

[Altera the Hun]

I'm America, obviously.

I'VE GOT NUKES!

[Chalis]

I am Italy since N. Italy is gone, and I have... Pasta. BUT I CAN ALSO THROW TOMATOES AT YOU!

[Altera the Hun]

I am Italy since N. Italy is gone, and I have... Pasta. BUT I CAN ALSO THROW TOMATOES AT YOU!

Cue Feliciano walking in and shouting "Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~"

[Icon of Sin]

I remember being stuck in England while playing Risk.

I lost to 4 units while I had 17 because the dice hate me.

[Altera the Hun]

I remember being stuck in England while playing Risk.

I lost to 4 units while I had 17 because the dice hate me.

Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts.

No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts.

[Icon of Sin]

Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts.

No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts.

Well I always did die at the end boss due to random dice roll that killed me, from being crushed by a ceiling to death spells.

[Altera the Hun]

Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts.

No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts.

Well I always did die at the end boss due to random dice roll that killed me, from being crushed by a ceiling to death spells.

I got a character knocked out the other night after not hitting jack shit for FOUR ENTIRE MEETINGS. And then when he gets healed, he crits and kills the strongest enemy that's appeared in the campaign so far.

And then there's the other character I use, who despite being a rather blatant joke character, has a disturbing tendency to kill anything she actually hits. I guess the Charisma stat also buffs the RNG?

[Defeatist Elitist]

I mean, people have been changing their names to countries lately, so why not make the best of it and play Risk? Or, even better, Diplomacy?

...If we do play Diplomacy, I call dibs on England.

YES, DIPLOMACY! I totally call Germany.

Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts.

No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts.

Well I always did die at the end boss due to random dice roll that killed me, from being crushed by a ceiling to death spells.

I got a character knocked out the other night after not hitting jack shit for FOUR ENTIRE MEETINGS. And then when he gets healed, he crits and kills the strongest enemy that's appeared in the campaign so far.

And then there's the other character I use, who despite being a rather blatant joke character, has a disturbing tendency to kill anything she actually hits. I guess the Charisma stat also buffs the RNG?

Wut edition bro?

And how the fuck DID you manage to miss everything for 4 sessions? That is so unlikely it's not even funny.

[Shuuda]

I call North Korea. I'd made a great Beloved Leader.

[Iced]

I'm Russia even though I think someone's name is already Russia but I called it first.

[Ether]

I've played Risk,but this diplomacy is new to me.Oh well,I'll play along.Japan is mine.MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Soviet Gregor]

I call all Spanish countries.

Edit: Except Cuba.

~shudders~

Edited September 27, 2009 by Pahn

[Altera the Hun]

I mean, people have been changing their names to countries lately, so why not make the best of it and play Risk? Or, even better, Diplomacy?

...If we do play Diplomacy, I call dibs on England.

YES, DIPLOMACY! I totally call Germany.

Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts.

No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts.

Well I always did die at the end boss due to random dice roll that killed me, from being crushed by a ceiling to death spells.

I got a character knocked out the other night after not hitting jack shit for FOUR ENTIRE MEETINGS. And then when he gets healed, he crits and kills the strongest enemy that's appeared in the campaign so far.

And then there's the other character I use, who despite being a rather blatant joke character, has a disturbing tendency to kill anything she actually hits. I guess the Charisma stat also buffs the RNG?

Wut edition bro?

And how the fuck DID you manage to miss everything for 4 sessions? That is so unlikely it's not even funny.

3.5.

Like I said, the RNG hates me. Or at least my Ranger.

And thus why the recent double 20 was so damn epic.

[Intoner Two]

I'm Russia even though I think someone's name is already Russia but I called it first.

kolkolkol, you are most amusing, but wouldn't you know, such games usually bore me to tears, so Russia shall let you represent him even if you are scary possessive person like Belarus..., best of luck, do me proud, da :|

не останавливайтесь, пока все едины с Россией!

do not stop until all is one with Russia!

[Chalis]

Quick, someone go get Lithuania or Belarus!

[Altera the Hun]

Quick, someone go get Lithuania or Belarus!

And Poland.

[Intoner Two]

Quick, someone go get Lithuania or Belarus!

And Poland.

I shall kill you a- oh, I see sunflowers...

:D Russia is calm now, da but must guard sunflowers from that tyrant Winter somehow...

[Phoenix]

The Phoenix would like to forgo choosing an entire country, and instead lay claim to a military force serving under another country. The Phoenix is loyal and promises to command the Russian Military with devastating precision.

For the Motherland! :|

[Defeatist Elitist]

I mean, people have been changing their names to countries lately, so why not make the best of it and play Risk? Or, even better, Diplomacy?

...If we do play Diplomacy, I call dibs on England.

YES, DIPLOMACY! I totally call Germany.

Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts.

No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts.

Well I always did die at the end boss due to random dice roll that killed me, from being crushed by a ceiling to death spells.

I got a character knocked out the other night after not hitting jack shit for FOUR ENTIRE MEETINGS. And then when he gets healed, he crits and kills the strongest enemy that's appeared in the campaign so far.

And then there's the other character I use, who despite being a rather blatant joke character, has a disturbing tendency to kill anything she actually hits. I guess the Charisma stat also buffs the RNG?

Wut edition bro?

And how the fuck DID you manage to miss everything for 4 sessions? That is so unlikely it's not even funny.

3.5.

Like I said, the RNG hates me. Or at least my Ranger.

And thus why the recent double 20 was so damn epic.

I see...

Poor, poor 3.5 Ranger...

Do you guys at least have Book of 9 Swords?

Edited September 28, 2009 by Fia 

[Jaybee]

I wouldn't mind.

I get dibs on both Malaysia and Singapore.

EDIT: Screw that, I don't think they're in either of the games >_>

Edited September 28, 2009 by Joshybear25

[Altera the Hun]

I mean, people have been changing their names to countries lately, so why not make the best of it and play Risk? Or, even better, Diplomacy?

...If we do play Diplomacy, I call dibs on England.

YES, DIPLOMACY! I totally call Germany.

Try playing with an RNG generator that hates your guts.

No, really. In DnD, I'm, like, the anti-Eyvel or something. The Dice/RNG hates my guts.

Well I always did die at the end boss due to random dice roll that killed me, from being crushed by a ceiling to death spells.

I got a character knocked out the other night after not hitting jack shit for FOUR ENTIRE MEETINGS. And then when he gets healed, he crits and kills the strongest enemy that's appeared in the campaign so far.

And then there's the other character I use, who despite being a rather blatant joke character, has a disturbing tendency to kill anything she actually hits. I guess the Charisma stat also buffs the RNG?

Wut edition bro?

And how the fuck DID you manage to miss everything for 4 sessions? That is so unlikely it's not even funny.

3.5.

Like I said, the RNG hates me. Or at least my Ranger.

And thus why the recent double 20 was so damn epic.

I see...

Poor, poor 3.5 Ranger...

Do you guys at least have Book of 9 Swords?

If it's official, we'll use it.

And a few homebrews the DM approves.

[Jaybee]

Since I can't get any of my preferred countries, I'll act as a Mafia crew. Pay me and I'll fight for you. Pay me too little and I kill you.

[General Spoon]

Since I can't get any of my preferred countries, I'll act as a Mafia crew. Pay me and I'll fight for you. Pay me too little and I kill you.

[Iced]

Yay thats three for Russia (well 2 that would play but who cares)

and joshy I'll pay you double what general spoon pays you (now we have 4 people)