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I'd like a room for the night. Also, I'd like some company, preferably company sporting a pair of black, shiny wings...

Okay, Nealuchi! Come on up!

Nealuchi: Yes, innkeeper?

Me: Get me a drink, I'm parched. Oh, and tell Vika to go up to this fella's room.

Vika: Already there. And I'm not wearing any-

Me: Alright alright, jeez. If you wanted me to do you that badly you'd just ask. Go pleasure this guy already, I want that money for my new flatscreen.

Ya! Fa is communist Fa get special treatment?

Are you the new girl? Because you're a bit young for this kind of thing. Oh wait, Mamkute. Never mind. Yeah, you can just go sit out back in our restaurant over there.

@OXR: Can I rent a room with Wi-Fi connection, a Wii, a copy of SSBB with all characters unlocked and a minibar? Room for 2.

What, you bringing somebody in? Or do you WANT somebody, because we got plenty of ladies. Hell, I hear we're even getting some Tearring High School girls. You know what they say about high school girls, I get older they stay the same age.

Fia: You know it's college girls, dumbass.

Me: Oh hey Fia. Didn't know you were there. So, you wanna give this guy some 'jobs or what?

Fia: Definitely. Come upstairs Long John.

Me: His right hand is gonna be pissed.

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Ya! Fa is communist Fa get special treatment?

Are you the new girl? Because you're a bit young for this kind of thing. Oh wait, Mamkute. Never mind. Yeah, you can just go sit out back in our restaurant over there.

You jerk. Feeding people something/someone who's adorable.

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Ya! Fa is communist Fa get special treatment?

Are you the new girl? Because you're a bit young for this kind of thing. Oh wait, Mamkute. Never mind. Yeah, you can just go sit out back in our restaurant over there.

You jerk. Feeding people something/someone who's adorable.

Yeah, she's much more profitable as a "Maid".

*Dives out a window right as a squad of FBI Agents and Dateline rush in*

Chris Hansen: DAMN! He got away!

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Ya! Fa is communist Fa get special treatment?

Are you the new girl? Because you're a bit young for this kind of thing. Oh wait, Mamkute. Never mind. Yeah, you can just go sit out back in our restaurant over there.

You jerk. Feeding people something/someone who's adorable.

Giant chicken wings coming up!

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A... fireman? Okay then.

Volke: ... I brought the camera and the ball gag.

Me: Okay then. You and Ether get a room with Mia.

Nailah: Hey OXR, let's go do it again.

Me: Yeah sure, I can get the replacement for a few hours. OLIVER, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!

Oliver: Yes sir! You don't pay me to sit around! Now I can watch all these lovely men...

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Actually,the room was for Me,Mia and Ilyana.The Fireman is a seperate order,although thanks for the items I ordered Volke.

What the fuck!? You never mentioned Ilyana!

Since you didn't, OxR, get one for me and Ilyana, please! ;)

And reserve one for me and Sanaki & Micaiah too B)

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Ilyana insisted she tag along with me and Mia,as for Micaiah,she already asked to join us.Before you try to contradict me,i have the original claim on Micaiah,and I have a claim on ilyana,neither of which apply to you.

Speaking of which,change that to a room for four.

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Err... reservation saved.

And Ether, make sure you mention a room for four next time if Volke is gonna be in it; he charges ME for being here.

Volke: I don't like crowds.

Me: Yes, I know that but still, this is MY business I'm sort of running here!

Volke: ... Fine. Only if I get a one-person room.

Me: No way. You work your ASS off every day for nothing but cash. I'm giving you something on the house.

Volke: ... Fine...

Me: So who is it? who do you want for the night?

Volke: ... Nephenee.

Me: Alright then, Ne- Nephenee??? Huh. Okay then; GO ON UP, LADY!

Volke: ... I won't pay anything I assume.

Me: I said it was on the- never mind...

EDIT: So considering, you've never claimed Mia, have you?

CALLED IT. lol

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Err... reservation saved.

And Ether, make sure you mention a room for four next time if Volke is gonna be in it; he charges ME for being here.

Volke: I don't like crowds.

Me: Yes, I know that but still, this is MY business I'm sort of running here!

Volke: ... Fine. Only if I get a one-person room.

Me: No way. You work your ASS off every day for nothing but cash. I'm giving you something on the house.

Volke: ... Fine...

Me: So who is it? who do you want for the night?

Volke: ... Nephenee.

Me: Alright then, Ne- Nephenee??? Huh. Okay then; GO ON UP, LADY!

Volke: ... I won't pay anything I assume.

Me: I said it was on the- never mind...

EDIT: So considering, you've never claimed Mia, have you?

CALLED IT. lol

What are you talking about?I claimed her.

As I said,VOlke isn't joining us,I was simply giving him a job for later.

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Well, this thread is different claimings.

Now if you excuse me, I have to get back to my raging horny ladies in lingerie. I think we threw in a lobster somewhere, but I don't recall.

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I'd like a room for the night. Also, I'd like some company, preferably company sporting a pair of black, shiny wings...

Okay, Nealuchi! Come on up!

Nealuchi: Yes, innkeeper?

Me: Get me a drink, I'm parched. Oh, and tell Vika to go up to this fella's room.

Vika: Already there. And I'm not wearing any-

Me: Alright alright, jeez. If you wanted me to do you that badly you'd just ask. Go pleasure this guy already, I want that money for my new flatscreen.

I was starting to get worried there for a moment...

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