Aleph Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Meh? That doesn't even begin to describe it. I want to tear into this show's ribcage and take a dump in it, to paraphrase a quote from CC's "My Secret Girlfriend" that sounded oddly similar to what I do with Death in our free time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) Drew's a moron and a sadist so he watched more. hectorofchad 1:09 am JESUS like half my channels are out star trek is probably the only thing on hectorofchad 1:10 am and whatever this shit on channel 2 is ph334tehrock 1:10 am watch it watch it watch it hectorofchad 1:10 am wow Friends? ph334tehrock 1:10 am I want to give the thread more ammo hectorofchad 1:10 am that show still airs? what the hell is Picard laying on or is this Evil Picard the fuck is with the dark suit I think they're poking his brain he just lost all his color and he's crying what a pussy you know what'd be great if Riker just socked Worf right in the face just now ph334tehrock 1:11 am y hectorofchad 1:12 am I hate the way they talk in this show it's so bad whoa whoahoho that chick was actually good looking and her clothes were tight and she had a nice rack what is SHE doing on this show lul Riker's nervous he should be, he's bad Edited October 15, 2009 by Athena's Chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) Blame Wesley Crusher. Also, how you can dislike Picard is beyond me... Edited October 15, 2009 by Fia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 Ask Drew. I'm sure I could tolerate Picard over Shitner if I could be assed to watch an episode of TNG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) Who the hell and what kind of name is that? I saw that in the credits when the show ended the other day (yeah, it ran in the background until the ending credits. What the hell is wrong with me) and saw that name. Thought it was a pseudonym and said to myself "embarrassing mode engage". HAHA I just saw the stars whizzing by out the window of the view of the ship that was on screen. Seeing the typical "warp speed view" so common in this genre makes me laugh and die a little inside every time. Edit: Whoopi Goldberg. REALLY? Really? Come now. Edited October 15, 2009 by Xeld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) Even Wil Wheaton [guy who played him] thinks Wesley is a douche. edit: what about whoopi goldberg Edited October 15, 2009 by Athena's Chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "What do you invest in if you don't have big companies?" "We invest in ourselves!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "Resistance is futile!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response? "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Just feels wrong seeing her in the show. But then again, the whole show makes me twitch, develop goosebumps and suffer chills up my spine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "If you prick me, do I not... leak?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 bitch im going to prick you and you WILL leak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "I turn into a liquid every 16 hours. I'm not like you." "I was the life of the party. 'Odo, be a chair!' I was a chair. 'Odo, be a desk!' I was a desk! Haha, see, life of the party. I hate parties." Okay, maybe those weren't Next Gen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 That sounds unpleasant. I suggest you don't; he might enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) "She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge, Studied sculpture at St. Martin's college, that's where I, Caught her eye." Edited October 15, 2009 by Fia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 (edited) Star Trek fails. Why? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUpg2gE_H9E EDIT: And I can assume THIS fight is better: Edited October 16, 2009 by OliverXRenning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 The whole point of the original Star Trek WAS the cheesiness of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 My cholesterol is high enough, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Star Trek fails. Why? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUpg2gE_H9E EDIT: And I can assume THIS fight is better: Ah yes, because criticisms of the graphics of a show made in the 1960s on a budget of about $10 are such profound things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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