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Comrades.

I have decided I may found the great nation of Lageria, an anarchist state where the only currency is pints of Guinness (as dollars) and cans of Heineken (as cents). Our army is mobilised against the twin threats of spawn-camping and of skim milk. Who is with me?

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There is no upside to skim milk. It's milk without any of the good aspects, but still goes strange when it boils.

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It has eight letters in it, that's why it's called skim milk. "Chocolate milk" has 13 letters in it which is why it isn't "skim". That's an upside with no meaning just like every upside.

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It has eight letters in it, that's why it's called skim milk. "Chocolate milk" has 13 letters in it which is why it isn't "skim". That's an upside with no meaning just like every upside.

...What?

Anyway, Lageria so far covers much of former Iceda, forming a triangle between Castle Furo, Castle Farret and the Dancing troll.

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...What?

Anyway, Lageria so far covers much of former Iceda, forming a triangle between Castle Furo, Castle Farret and the Dancing troll.

I've placed mines in multiple areas there and you won't know their locations unless you take a map that is placed on the shelf to your left. Luckily for me, you'll never find it.

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Standard (OU) match

[spoiler=Shoddy log]Rules: Evasion Clause, OHKO Clause, Self-KO Clause, Sleep Clause, Soul Dew Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Timed Battle

JB25 sent out Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).

LightBrand99 sent out Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).

Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!

A sandstorm brewed!

Tyranitar used Crunch.

Bronzong lost 60% of its health.

Bronzong used Stealth Rock.

Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!

The sandstorm rages.

Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!

Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

---

Tyranitar used Crunch.

Bronzong lost 46% of its health.

JB25's Bronzong fainted.

The sandstorm rages.

---

JB25 switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).

LightBrand99: wat

Azelf used Toxic.

Azelf's attack missed!

Tyranitar used Crunch.

It's super effective!

Azelf lost 100% of its health.

Azelf hung on using its Focus Sash!

The sandstorm rages.

Azelf is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Azelf lost 0% of its health.

JB25's Azelf fainted.

---

JB25 switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).

JB25: my planning sucks, i know

Dragonite used Draco Meteor.

Tyranitar lost 45% of its health.

Dragonite's special attack was harshly lowered.

Dragonite lost 10% of its health.

Tyranitar used Crunch.

Dragonite lost 90% of its health.

JB25's Dragonite fainted.

The sandstorm rages.

---

JB25 switched in Infernape (lvl 100 Infernape ?).

JB25: your crunch is broken to death

LightBrand99 switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).

Pointed stones dug into Gliscor.

Gliscor lost 12% of its health.

Infernape used Close Combat.

It's not very effective...

Gliscor lost 14% of its health.

Infernape's defence was lowered.

Infernape's special defence was lowered.

The sandstorm rages.

Infernape is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Infernape lost 6% of its health.

Infernape's leftovers restored its health a little!

Infernape restored 6% of its health.

Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

Gliscor restored 6% of its health.

---

Infernape used Protect.

Infernape protected itself!

Gliscor used Earthquake.

Infernape protected itself!

The sandstorm rages.

Infernape is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Infernape lost 6% of its health.

Infernape's leftovers restored its health a little!

Infernape restored 6% of its health.

Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

Gliscor restored 6% of its health.

---

JB25 switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).

Gliscor used Stone Edge.

It's not very effective...

Metagross lost 9% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

Gliscor restored 6% of its health.

Metagross's leftovers restored its health a little!

Metagross restored 6% of its health.

---

Gliscor used Earthquake.

It's super effective!

Metagross lost 51% of its health.

Metagross used Agility.

Metagross's speed was sharply raised.

The sandstorm rages.

Metagross's leftovers restored its health a little!

Metagross restored 6% of its health.

Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

Gliscor restored 6% of its health.

---

Metagross used Meteor Mash.

Gliscor lost 41% of its health.

Gliscor used Earthquake.

It's super effective!

Metagross lost 52% of its health.

JB25's Metagross fainted.

The sandstorm rages.

Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

Gliscor restored 6% of its health.

---

JB25 switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).

JB25: fuck

Celebi used Leech Seed.

Gliscor was seeded!

Gliscor used Stealth Rock.

Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!

The sandstorm rages.

Celebi is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Celebi lost 6% of its health.

Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!

Celebi restored 6% of its health.

Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

Gliscor restored 6% of its health.

Gliscor's health was sapped by leech seed!

Gliscor lost 12% of its health.

Celebi regained health!

---

ChooMon has entered the room.

LightBrand99 switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).

Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!

Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.

Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.

Celebi used Calm Mind.

Celebi's special attack was raised.

Celebi's special defence was raised.

The sandstorm rages.

Celebi is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Celebi lost 6% of its health.

Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!

Celebi restored 6% of its health.

---

Celebi used Leaf Storm.

It's super effective!

Tyranitar lost 43% of its health.

LightBrand99's Tyranitar fainted.

Celebi's special attack was harshly lowered.

The sandstorm rages.

Celebi is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Celebi lost 6% of its health.

Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!

Celebi restored 6% of its health.

---

LightBrand99 switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).

Pointed stones dug into Scizor.

Scizor lost 12% of its health.

JB25: FINALLY

LightBrand99: DUN DUN DUN

Celebi used Leech Seed.

Scizor was seeded!

Scizor used Swords Dance.

Scizor's attack was sharply raised.

The sandstorm rages.

Celebi is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Celebi lost 6% of its health.

Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!

Celebi restored 6% of its health.

Scizor's health was sapped by leech seed!

Scizor lost 12% of its health.

Celebi regained health!

---

Scizor used Bullet Punch.

Celebi lost 70% of its health.

Scizor lost 10% of its health.

Celebi used Leaf Storm.

It's not very effective...

Scizor lost 14% of its health.

Celebi's special attack was harshly lowered.

The sandstorm rages.

Celebi is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Celebi lost 6% of its health.

Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!

Celebi restored 6% of its health.

Scizor's health was sapped by leech seed!

Scizor lost 12% of its health.

Celebi regained health!

Celebi restored 10% of its health.

---

Scizor used Bullet Punch.

Celebi lost 40% of its health.

JB25's Celebi fainted.

Scizor lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

---

JB25 switched in Infernape (lvl 100 Infernape ?).

Pointed stones dug into Infernape.

Infernape lost 12% of its health.

ChooMon has left the room.

Scizor used Bullet Punch.

It's not very effective...

Infernape lost 72% of its health.

Scizor lost 10% of its health.

Infernape used Fire Blast.

It's super effective!

Scizor lost 20% of its health.

LightBrand99's Scizor fainted.

The sandstorm rages.

Infernape is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Infernape lost 6% of its health.

Infernape's leftovers restored its health a little!

Infernape restored 6% of its health.

---

LightBrand99 switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).

Pointed stones dug into Gliscor.

Gliscor lost 12% of its health.

Infernape used Protect.

Infernape protected itself!

Gliscor used Earthquake.

Infernape protected itself!

The sandstorm rages.

Infernape is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Infernape lost 6% of its health.

Infernape's leftovers restored its health a little!

Infernape restored 6% of its health.

Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!

Gliscor restored 6% of its health.

---

Infernape used Fire Blast.

Infernape's attack missed!

Gliscor used Earthquake.

It's super effective!

Infernape lost 16% of its health.

JB25's Infernape fainted.

LightBrand99 wins!

LightBrand99: GG

Tyranitar's Choice Banded Crunch was stronger than I expected.

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Agiligross = win

Highlights in bold

[spoiler=Shoddy log]Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Timed Battle

LightBrand99 sent out Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).

bluerversion sent out Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).

Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!

A sandstorm brewed!

Mamoswine used Earthquake.

It's super effective!

Tyranitar lost 91% of its health.

Tyranitar used Crunch.

Mamoswine lost 84% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

---

Mamoswine used Ice Shard.

Tyranitar lost 9% of its health.

LightBrand99's Tyranitar fainted.

The sandstorm rages.

---

LightBrand99 switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).

bluerversion switched in Magnezone (lvl 100 Magnezone).

Scizor used Swords Dance.

Scizor's attack was sharply raised.

The sandstorm rages.

---

dotsdesu has entered the room.

Magnezone used Thunderbolt.

Scizor lost 75% of its health.

Scizor used Superpower.

It's super effective!

Magnezone lost 100% of its health.

bluerversion's Magnezone fainted.

Scizor's attack was lowered.

Scizor's defence was lowered.

Scizor lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

---

bluerversion switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).

bluerversion: i need hp fire on him

Mamoswine used Ice Shard.

It's not very effective...

Scizor lost 16% of its health.

LightBrand99's Scizor fainted.

The sandstorm rages.

---

dotsdesu: yeah you do

LightBrand99 switched in Magnezone (lvl 100 Magnezone).

bluerversion switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).

Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!

Magnezone used Flash Cannon.

It's super effective!

Tyranitar lost 53% of its health.

Magnezone lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

---

bluerversion switched in Dusknoir (lvl 100 Dusknoir ?).

Dusknoir is exerting its pressure!

Magnezone used Flash Cannon.

Dusknoir lost 40% of its health.

Magnezone lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

Dusknoir is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Dusknoir lost 6% of its health.

Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!

Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.

---

Magnezone used Thunderbolt.

Dusknoir lost 46% of its health.

Dusknoir is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

Magnezone lost 10% of its health.

Dusknoir used Pain Split.

Dusknoir restored 29% of its health.

Magnezone lost 28% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

Dusknoir is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Dusknoir lost 6% of its health.

Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!

Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.

---

bluerversion switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).

Magnezone used Thunderbolt.

It doesn't affect Mamoswine...

The sandstorm rages.

---

Mamoswine used Earthquake.

It's super effective!

Magnezone lost 42% of its health.

LightBrand99's Magnezone fainted.

The sandstorm rages.

---

LightBrand99 switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).

bluerversion switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).

Latias used Surf.

It's not very effective...

Starmie lost 27% of its health.

Latias lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

Starmie is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Starmie lost 6% of its health.

Latias is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Latias lost 6% of its health.

Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!

Starmie restored 6% of its health.

---

bluerversion switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).

Salamence's Intimidate cut Latias's attack!

Latias used Thunderbolt.

Salamence lost 49% of its health.

Latias lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

Latias is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Latias lost 6% of its health.

Salamence is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Salamence lost 6% of its health.

---

bluerversion switched in Dusknoir (lvl 100 Dusknoir ?).

Dusknoir is exerting its pressure!

Latias used Thunderbolt.

Dusknoir lost 26% of its health.

Latias lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

Latias is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Latias lost 6% of its health.

Dusknoir is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Dusknoir lost 6% of its health.

Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!

Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.

---

Dusknoir used Shadow Sneak.

It's super effective!

Latias lost 33% of its health.

Latias used Thunderbolt.

Dusknoir lost 17% of its health.

bluerversion's Dusknoir fainted.

Latias lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

Latias is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Latias lost 6% of its health.

---

bluerversion switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).

Mamoswine used Ice Shard.

It's super effective!

Latias lost 3% of its health.

LightBrand99's Latias fainted.

The sandstorm rages.

---

LightBrand99 switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).

bluerversion switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).

Metagross used Agility.

Metagross's speed was sharply raised.

The sandstorm rages.

Starmie is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Starmie lost 6% of its health.

Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!

Starmie restored 6% of its health.

---

Metagross used Earthquake.

Starmie lost 53% of its health.

Metagross lost 10% of its health.

Starmie used Surf.

Metagross lost 38% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

Starmie is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Starmie lost 6% of its health.

Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!

Starmie restored 6% of its health.

---

Metagross used Earthquake.

Starmie lost 20% of its health.

bluerversion's Starmie fainted.

Metagross lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

---

bluerversion: i ve been raped by agiligross

bluerversion: so many times

bluerversion: i should have known by now just to eq

LightBrand99: Yes, you should have

bluerversion switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).

Mamoswine used Ice Shard.

It's not very effective...

Metagross lost 10% of its health.

Metagross used Ice Punch.

Mamoswine lost 16% of its health.

bluerversion's Mamoswine fainted.

Metagross lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

---

bluerversion switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).

bluerversion switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).

Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!

Metagross used Ice Punch.

Tyranitar lost 30% of its health.

Metagross lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

---

bluerversion switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).

Metagross used Ice Punch.

It's super effective!

Salamence lost 45% of its health.

bluerversion's Salamence fainted.

Metagross lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

---

bluerversion switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).

Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!

Metagross used Earthquake.

It's super effective!

Tyranitar lost 17% of its health.

bluerversion's Tyranitar fainted.

Metagross lost 3% of its health.

LightBrand99's Metagross fainted.

LightBrand99 wins!

bluerversion: gg

LightBrand99: GG

dotsdesu: bonk

bluerversion has left the room.

dotsdesu has left the room.

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As much as I hate Stone Edge, there are those rare moments when it never misses and scores at least one crit.

Highlights in bold

[spoiler=Shoddy log]Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Timed Battle

dotsdesu sent out RobotBird (lvl 100 Skarmory ?).

LightBrand99 sent out Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).

Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!

A sandstorm brewed!

LightBrand99 switched in Magnezone (lvl 100 Magnezone).

RobotBird used Spikes.

Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!

The sandstorm rages.

---

Magnezone used Thunderbolt.

It's super effective!

RobotBird lost 100% of its health.

dotsdesu's RobotBird fainted.

Magnezone lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

---

dotsdesu switched in Swimswim (lvl 100 Swampert ?).

Magnezone used Hidden Power.

It's super effective!

Swimswim lost 100% of its health.

dotsdesu's Swimswim fainted.

Magnezone lost 10% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

---

dotsdesu switched in GiantEgg (lvl 100 Blissey ?).

Magnezone used Explosion.

GiantEgg lost 100% of its health.

dotsdesu's GiantEgg fainted.

Magnezone lost 80% of its health.

LightBrand99's Magnezone fainted.

The sandstorm rages.

---

dotsdesu switched in Grenade (lvl 100 Forretress ?).

LightBrand99 switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).

Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!

Tyranitar was hurt by Spikes!

Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.

Tyranitar used Stone Edge.

Grenade lost 65% of its health.

Grenade used Spikes.

Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!

The sandstorm rages.

Grenade's leftovers restored its health a little!

Grenade restored 6% of its health.

---

Tyranitar used Stone Edge.

Grenade lost 41% of its health.

dotsdesu's Grenade fainted.

The sandstorm rages.

---

dotsdesu switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).

Rotom-h used Rest.

But it failed!

Tyranitar used Stone Edge.

Rotom-h lost 67% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

Rotom-h is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Rotom-h lost 6% of its health.

Rotom-h's leftovers restored its health a little!

Rotom-h restored 6% of its health.

---

Rotom-h used Rest.

Rotom-h fell asleep!

Rotom-h restored 67% of its health.

Tyranitar used Stone Edge.

A critical hit!

Rotom-h lost 100% of its health.

dotsdesu's Rotom-h fainted.

The sandstorm rages.

---

dotsdesu: LOL

LightBrand99: Sorry, crit h4x

dotsdesu switched in Jellyfish (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).

Jellyfish used Surf.

It's super effective!

Tyranitar lost 31% of its health.

Tyranitar used Stone Edge.

Jellyfish lost 100% of its health.

dotsdesu's Jellyfish fainted.

LightBrand99 wins!

dotsdesu: stone edge is gay :s

dotsdesu has left the room.

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