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You're the saddest bunch

I ever met

But you can bet

Before we're through

Mister, I'll make a man

out of you

Tranquil as a forest

But on fire within

Once you find your center

you are sure to win

You're a spineless, pale

pathetic lot

And you haven't got a clue

Somehow I'll make a man

out of you

I'm never gonna catch

my breath

Say good-bye to those

who knew me

Boy, was I a fool in school

for cutting gym

This guy's got 'em

scared to death

Hope he doesn't see

right through me

Now I really wish that I

knew how to swim

(Be a man)

We must be swift as

the coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force

of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength

of a raging fire

Mysterious as the

dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us

till the Huns arrive

Heed my every order

and you might survive

You're unsuited for

the rage of war

So pack up, go home

you're through

How could I make a man

out of you?

(Be a man)

We must be swift as

the coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force

of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength

of a raging fire

Mysterious as the

dark side of the moon

(Be a man)

We must be swift as

the Coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force

of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength

of a raging fire

Mysterious as the

DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

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You're the saddest bunch

I ever met

But you can bet

Before we're through

Mister, I'll make a man

out of you

Tranquil as a forest

But on fire within

Once you find your center

you are sure to win

You're a spineless, pale

pathetic lot

And you haven't got a clue

Somehow I'll make a man

out of you

I'm never gonna catch

my breath

Say good-bye to those

who knew me

Boy, was I a fool in school

for cutting gym

This guy's got 'em

scared to death

Hope he doesn't see

right through me

Now I really wish that I

knew how to swim

(Be a man)

We must be swift as

the coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force

of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength

of a raging fire

Mysterious as the

dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us

till the Huns arrive

Heed my every order

and you might survive

You're unsuited for

the rage of war

So pack up, go home

you're through

How could I make a man

out of you?

(Be a man)

We must be swift as

the coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force

of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength

of a raging fire

Mysterious as the

dark side of the moon

(Be a man)

We must be swift as

the Coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force

of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength

of a raging fire

Mysterious as the

DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SING THE WHOLE THING, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE TURNS SINGING IT OUT PART BY PART!!!

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*Mulan training montage*

...I almost had to act this out in public because of FUCKING SHELTERED BITCH WHO I FUCKING HATE but the violent opposition to it was strong enough.

Yes.

Catchy song, though. Except for the "mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooon" bit which is rubbish.

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Yeah, but...dark side of the moon? Seriously? We know the dark side of the moon exists, man...I'd go for, like, 'hidden as the weevil in your bread' or 'unexpected as the fungus growth in your scalp'.

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Yeah, but...dark side of the moon? Seriously? We know the dark side of the moon exists, man...I'd go for, like, 'hidden as the weevil in your bread' or 'unexpected as the fungus growth in your scalp'.

Riiiight...

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