Ether Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 A loud bang is heard, as the cannon itself bucks backward, stopping five feet later as it hits the back wall with a thud, undamaged. The test field, where pigs are hung up as human analogs, is devastated. Not a single test dummy is left unhit, with the lead pig having a cutlass imbedded into it's face at the hilt, and another implanted in it's pelvic region. Well now, quite the result wouldn't you say? And let us not forget our mathematics test for today. Test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: Back when I took Physics I actually did number 1 on that test... and got it right. I think I remember enough of kinematics to do it again. 8D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Morning guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Good Morning Mistress Iris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 So, who here would do this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriemhild Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Hai Proto~ Calculators = win. And manly. I like manly things. Just not matrices. >A< Hi Luminescent Blade! Calculators are win, alright I fail to understand how they can be called "manly" though Good morning my compatriots. Would anyone like to partake in a cup of steaming tea and a sandwich? I have them prepared already. Pfft, gunswords. Needs moar guns that fire guns, that fire more guns, that fire more guns, that fire more guns, that fire gunswords, that fire more guns, that fire swords. Hi Ether Sure! But I'm guessing I responded a little too late for that, eh? I lol'd... but how exactly do you fire swords? Morning guys. Hi Iris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 So, who here would do this? I sympathise with hat guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 It isn't too late Mister Proto~ *gives sandwich and tea* And may I point you to my prior demonstration, sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Since when was Ether a servant to everyone~? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I do not consider myself a servant so much as a mediator of those around me. If I am the one who takes it upon himself to make the food and get the drinks, no one else feels they are being looked down upon or expected to do so, Mistress Iris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriemhild Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 It isn't too late Mister Proto~ *gives sandwich and tea* And may I point you to my prior demonstration, sir? Thanks, Ether! Er... Mister Ether... Demonstration? Since when was Ether a servant to everyone~? NEVER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Fighting Touhou Games are so hard! Aaaaaaaaaaah~ ;^; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Since when was Ether a servant to everyone~? He's always been like this. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriemhild Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Hi Amelia! He used to be YOUR servant. Not ours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Lol. Hi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Thanks, Ether! Er... Mister Ether... Demonstration? NEVER!!! Alright. Well, working it is pretty standard issue. First, you just load one of these packs into the cannon. The powder is premeasured so you don't take as long to reload. Next, we place this stopper. it keeps the pressure up, and increases the barrel velocity of our pointy projectiles. Now that that is set up, we just place in our swords of choice. For this demonstration, I've got some cutlasses ready. Alright, now you just gotta light the fuse and stand back a bit. This thing has quite the kick to it. *hands Lumi a blowtorch* A loud bang is heard, as the cannon itself bucks backward, stopping five feet later as it hits the back wall with a thud, undamaged. The test field, where pigs are hung up as human analogs, is devastated. Not a single test dummy is left unhit, with the lead pig having a cutlass imbedded into it's face at the hilt, and another implanted in it's pelvic region. Well now, quite the result wouldn't you say? And let us not forget our mathematics test for today. Test There you are. Also, addressing me as mister is unnecessary sir, you're making me blush~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Hi Amelia! He used to be YOUR servant. Not ours. Hi Malice! Well, just let him work, he likes doing this job. :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 You're still my step-son, man. <3 Calculators are manly because I like all things manly and I like calculators. Thus they are manly. My logic does not make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I do not consider myself a servant so much as a mediator of those around me. If I am the one who takes it upon himself to make the food and get the drinks, no one else feels they are being looked down upon or expected to do so, Mistress Iris. I can tell you're enjoying this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Hi Malice! Well, just let him work, he likes doing this job. :3 <3 You're still my step-son, man. <3 Calculators are manly because I like all things manly and I like calculators. Thus they are manly. My logic does not make sense. Your logic makes infallible sense, Mistress Lumi. Spread the manly~! *takes off shirt in an over-exaggerated, overly sexual matter* I can tell you're enjoying this. My name is Ether of Isaac. You have discovered my motives, prepare to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 inb4Lumihasanosebleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 My name is Ether of Isaac. You have discovered my motives, prepare to die. I'm a Swordmaster from Isaac too. Oh wait, there are already too many female Swordmasters from Isaac. /dreams shatter I'm a mage girl who has Holsety, Falaflame, Thorhammer, Excalibur, Graficalibur, Aura, insert other spells here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I think I have found the story of my life.Because yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Your logic makes infallible sense, Mistress Lumi. Spread the manly~! *takes off shirt in an over-exaggerated, overly sexual matter* inb4Lumihasanosebleed. Don't kill Iris, Ether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriemhild Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Lol. Hi. Hi BK There you are. Also, addressing me as mister is unnecessary sir, you're making me blush~ But you just addressed me like that yourself Also, win. Hi Malice! Alice used to be your old name and you used to love being mean... Hi Amelia! You're still my step-son, man. <3 Calculators are manly because I like all things manly and I like calculators. Thus they are manly. My logic does not make sense. Stepson, wat? Are you implying that you hate everything that isn't manly? I'm a mage girl who has Holsety, Falaflame, Thorhammer, Excalibur, Graficalibur, Aura, insert other spells here. Just don't touch my DaimThunder and we'll get along fine. You might wanna watch out for Daddy!!!!!, Amelia!, and Harudoku though, since you stole their holy weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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