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Phoenix Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 Get rid of them? No that's robbing the story of something it would otherwise not have, and that's Fire Emblem resemblance. Whether or not you think that's relevant, is sadly... unimportant. You do realise that plot wise, Fire Emblem is bad, right? I know naught where you got the idea that copying it would lead to a good story. It's called fanfiction. It's by definition, an at least SLIGHTLY modified version of the same plots or universes. I'm not trying to win writer of the year here. Where do you get this stuff? Did you know that they didn't like the fact that George Lucas put the credits at the end of Star Wars when it first came out? It used to be weird, now it's the f*cking rule. I'm not saying go all liberal and crap, but lighten up. So let me get this straight; you believe that because one man did something new that proved successful, that means that your abomination is good? Going against the grain doesn't instantly make you a visionary, nor creative. Sometimes, it just means you're bad. In order to break the rules, you must know the rules. Evidence suggests you do not know the rules. Sorry, you're still bent! It's not an abomination, it's a huge collection of text. Second... my goal isn't to revolutionize modern writing. It's FANFICTION. Your ranting is about as overblown as the National Guard being sent to rescue a cat from a tree, with choppers and everything! Can you stop being an extremist for two seconds and take a good hard look at what it is you're b*tching at? Fanfiction? It's FAN... FICTION... not the holy scriptures, not a self help book, not even a real novel! It's practically an E-Book, and when did they become required to have the Shuuda stamp of approval? I'm sure that not everything you hate actually sucks, in fact, I'm 100% sure of that. If you're so stuck on the idea of everything being required to be a certain way, then take it up with congress(bring money), cause I'm not interested. What's Jarly doing that's got you in an 1890s English nobility robe ranting about writing formats? Nothing. Jarly was my punching bag before he got ban and a grade A moron forever. In many ways, his successor. Um... what? Yeah, that about covers it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 (edited) It's called fanfiction. It's by definition, an at least SLIGHTLY modified version of the same plots or universes. I'm not trying to win writer of the year here. There's good fanfiction, and then there's bad fanfiction. By the way, there's no need to froth at the mouth like that. Edited October 30, 2009 by Shuuda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I'm not sharing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I'm not sharing it. Gimme! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 The only good fanfics are those ones with gay sex/monster rape that try to be erotic/whatever but end up being hilariously retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 It's called fanfiction. It's by definition, an at least SLIGHTLY modified version of the same plots or universes. I'm not trying to win writer of the year here. There's good fanfiction, and then there's bad fanfiction. Don't worry, mine's gonna be awesome fanfiction By the way, there's no need to froth at the mouth like that. I won't say "Hypocrite" I'll just say "Anal" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Don't worry, mine's gonna be awesome fanfiction I doubt that. I won't say "Hypocrite" Good, because, inspite of being deadly serious, I am still perfectly lucid. This is opposed to you who is getting rather loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 Don't worry, mine's gonna be awesome fanfiction I doubt that. I won't say "Hypocrite" Good, because, inspite of being deadly serious, I am still perfectly lucid. This is opposed to you who is getting rather loud. Doubt all you want, if there weren't any doubters, then this wouldn't be very realistic. By the way, interesting, only using half the quote there. Half the quote, half of what I really said. And how are you interpreting noise anyway? Because I like to use these things "!" on occasion? I just do that to get your attention. Now the ones I use in the stories are tantamount to yelling. One ! for loud, Two for !! louder, and three !!! for shouting. Oh, and six !!!!!! for at top of your lungs end of the world screaming. If my stories are going to have some person always ranting pointless negative things about them, I guess it may as well be you, and I'll gladly accept you as the official "hater" but either way, could you please tone down the haughtiness just a lil'bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Because I like to use these things "!" on occasion? Also the way to type out some words in all capitals. Now the ones I use in the stories are tantamount to yelling. One ! for loud, Two for !! louder, and three !!! for shouting. Oh, and six !!!!!! for at top of your lungs end of the world screaming. And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. - Terry Pratchett in Maskerade If my stories are going to have some person always ranting pointless negative things about them, I guess it may as well be you, and I'll gladly accept you as the official "hater" but either way, Aaaah... Just like Jarly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 The only good fanfics are those ones with gay sex/monster rape that try to be erotic/whatever but end up being hilariously retarded. In the world of fanfiction, or fiction in general, gay sex/monster rape is synonymous with being hilariously retarded. And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. - Terry Pratchett in Maskerade <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Sigurd is entranced by the glimmering skin of Diadora's exposed forehead, coming to realize that she may be even more beautiful than he imagined. He knew he had to have her, he was drawn to fall in love far too quickly. He steps over the pile of fresh corpses of Bandits he had slain last turn, which they smell not of death, but of perspiration and mud. "D-don't come near me!" shrieks the angelic figure shining within the beams of sunlight passing through the overbearing tree leaves, "You're being tempted into my beauty, I am just a trap, a terrible unit!" Sigurd's eyebrows narrow slightly at this revelation, a quizzical look on his lips, unable to understand. His feet act stubbornly, taking closer steps, and his eyes further inspect her distressed churning of facial muscle, noticing a slight watering of the vast skies that are her eyes. Diadora quickly looks up to the tall, slender man drabbed in such saturated blue and holy white colors. Fear impasses her, quickly looking away from the nobleman, "Why!? Why do you still come if you know... That I am a waste of EXP..." Sigurd kneels down, and places a hand that is slightly rashed from the recent swordsmanship of that day, a smile touching his lips. His voice opens, revealing a fatherly tone that had been lacking in Diadora's life for so long, "I love you so much... So much that I don't care how terrible of a unit you may be. I will protect you, and make up for all of your faults through mine own strength. I don't believe in the superstitions of the legends about you, I just want to be with you..." A soft sniffle is heard in response to his words, slowly looking back to him, reaching her right arm over to place her hand on his own, before smiling, and speaking with such a lovely song, softness and pitch that would make any man, no matter how strong or mighty, melt inwardly "We have only met this day, but I feel like we have known each other for years..." She then pushes herself off of the ground, her silk, lavender tinted dress tainted with the dirt of the spirit forest, as if her surroundings try to cling to her, begging for her to stay. Sigurd kneels down, and turns his torso to reach both of his arms behind her, one arm around her back, and the other behind her knees. Diadora blinks at this motion Sigurd makes, then suddenly finds her self forced off of the ground, lifted into the air with such ease by the man's arms, which she can now feel are very well built arms while still not being overly bulky, something that was not immediately apparent through such clothing the man wears. Now within Sigurd's carry, Diadora finds herself wrapping her slender, smooth arms around her lover's neck, looking up to his face, a highlight around the edge of his features can be seen through her perspective, the sun shining from above through the trees. Sigurd looks down to her, smiling warmly, "Thank you. I am sure the rest of the army would love to meet you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 That isn't the entire story is it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 That isn't the entire story is it And then Marth was born, Diadora was kidnapped, Snape kills Sigurd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I was expecting dickgirl Diadora on Sigurd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted November 1, 2009 Author Share Posted November 1, 2009 (edited) Because I like to use these things "!" on occasion? Also the way to type out some words in all capitals. Now the ones I use in the stories are tantamount to yelling. One ! for loud, Two for !! louder, and three !!! for shouting. Oh, and six !!!!!! for at top of your lungs end of the world screaming. And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. - Terry Pratchett in Maskerade If my stories are going to have some person always ranting pointless negative things about them, I guess it may as well be you, and I'll gladly accept you as the official "hater" but either way, Aaaah... Just like Jarly. I almost never post entire sentences in capitals. There are only three occasions: Title of a Forum Thread. Sentences for intense shouting. Too lazy to hit the "bold"( ctrl+B ) When I type out single words in CAPS, including in the story, that means I'm placing emphasis on that particular word, and it would come out sounding different in actual speech. Underwear on the head? I'm sorry but you're theory is... off... Poor Jarly... Lastly... what kind of name is Sigurd? <_< Edited November 1, 2009 by Phoenix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoNameAtAll Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I'm not sharing it. Gimme! No. FU. IT'S MINE! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE! ... MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoNameAtAll Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Lastly... what kind of name is Sigurd? <_< A manly one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 No. FU. IT'S MINE! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE! ... MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NoName1112. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoNameAtAll Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 (edited) No. FU. IT'S MINE! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE! ... MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NoName1112. Not quite. I won't physically maim any who want popcorn, nor will I call them out in a specially made topic. Plus, I ate it all. *Gives a bag of popcorn to CF* Edited November 1, 2009 by NoNameAtAll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Diadora sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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