Candlejack Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 So yeah, all you married couples come on own heeyah. Not like there are secret security cameras in the gift baskets or anything. The cruise lasts for however long this thread lasts and we have plenty of rooms available. TAKE YER ROOMS, YER GROOMS, AND YER BROOMS; CUZ WE AIN'T CLEANING UP AFTER. Temple Room: 1 Private Suite Available (Complete with a "Creation of Adam" rendition with Sedgar's face as God, and Wolf's as Adam.) 3 Rooms w/ King size beds available. Space Room: 1 Private Suite Available (Complete with a full set of gyro "boosters". Have fun with those. 3 Rooms w/ King size beds available. Forest Room: 1 Mega Suite Available (Costs your account password... jklol) (Comes with a lifetime supply of FiaXSotheXIke porn and a soft serve machine). 3 Private Suits Available (Complete with several laptops with a pantsu of Oliver as their screensaver). 5 Rooms w/ King size beds available. Temple: Suite: _____ Room 1: _____ Room 2: _____ Room 3: _____ Space: Suite: _____ Room 1: _____ Room 2: _____ Room 3: _____ Forest: Mega: _____ Suite 1: _____ Suite 2: _____ Suite 3: _____ Room 1: _____ Room 2: _____ Room 3: _____ Room 4: _____ Room 5: _____ Fill our you and your mate's names on the form next to the room you request. More rooms to cum... whoops, meant come. OR DID I?!?!?!?!? I'll go shoot myself now. shoot myself UP that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 5th & 6th. But overall...I tought you were kidding about making this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 (edited) ...Option 6... Edited November 30, 2009 by Roxas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Last three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 You actually did make this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I voted for the last option alone. I've already seen Roxas get it on with everybody. I'm quite tired of it at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 I'm a man of my word. And you must present your certificate of marriage before you actually get your rooms. Or will kill you with a spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I voted for the last option alone. I've already seen Roxas get it on with everybody. I'm quite tired of it at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 Don't worry about that boredom, ma cherie. We've got plenty of things to torture him with. It all starts with a tissue and some chloroform, and after that... International waters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I voted for the last option alone. I've already seen Roxas get it on with everybody. I'm quite tired of it at this point. Oh, my mistake. I meant to say "I've already seen Roxas TRY to get it on with everybody". Is that better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I voted for the last option alone. I've already seen Roxas get it on with everybody. I'm quite tired of it at this point. Oh, my mistake. I meant to say "I've already seen Roxas TRY to get it on with everybody". Is that better? ;~; Better yet, just keep your edits to yourself. :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 Hahaha. And I thought my jokes were bad. Holy shit, I should be the Joker. Or, the new one at least. Either that or Gheb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Or Gleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Oh well. Tell me, how are the rooms furnished? I just don't know if I'll be comfortable in such rooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 Oh well. Tell me, how are the rooms furnished? I just don't know if I'll be comfortable in such rooms. Depends on your room. But the normal rooms are by no means janitor closets. They're like that master bedroom your parents had when you were a child. You know, when you were spying through their door to see what their alien plans were. You'll definitely get room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Depends on your room. But the normal rooms are by no means janitor closets. They're like that master bedroom your parents had when you were a child. You know, when you were spying through their door to see what their alien plans were. You'll definitely get room. Those bastards-- I KNEW IT!! Oh, uh, what are the differences between the Temple/Space/Forest buildings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 Themes. Temple is stoney (not the beds of course) and generally have a "Legend of Zelda" feel to them. The Suite even has a triforce above the bed and the aforementioned painting. Also, the FF5 Battle Victory theme plays whenever you climax. :D Comes with every room. Space is self-explanatory. Forest is self-explanatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Temple is stoney (not the beds of course) and generally have a "Legend of Zelda" feel to them. The Suite even has a triforce above the bed and the aforementioned painting. :') I would take a normal Temple room, but I don't know... it sounds coldish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Temple is stoney (not the beds of course) and generally have a "Legend of Zelda" feel to them. The Suite even has a triforce above the bed and the aforementioned painting. :') I would take a normal Temple room, but I don't know... it sounds coldish. I thought you liked the cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Temple is stoney (not the beds of course) and generally have a "Legend of Zelda" feel to them. The Suite even has a triforce above the bed and the aforementioned painting. :') I would take a normal Temple room, but I don't know... it sounds coldish. I thought you liked the cold. The weather at least. :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 There's an AC. All I need is your marriage certificate and you... are... ON THE BALL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I meant the rooms feeling too bare, too (ah) unpersonal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Communard Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 "Don't buy the Attack Subs" they said. "They'll never be of any use" they said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 (edited) It's explosives-reinforced anyway Communard. Not even a Meg Megafart could take her down. Edited November 30, 2009 by Sedgar the Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 5th and 6th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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