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Would you rather have sex with Mori or Tails?

Mori, unless Tails is turned into a girl, in which case it's 50/50

Which orifice?

Her vag.

You find out she has a penis. What do you do?

Slice it off (I hate Trannies! :angry:) and end the sex there and then.

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Would you take Bananas home with you?

Possibly.

Seph will decapitate you.

Hence "possibly".

If Moribalken came to your house and begged for sex in the most submissive and sexiest outfit possible, what would you do?

I'd be like :drool:, and probably go ahead.

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Crash keeps forgetting that he could probably beat Seph up.

He could. That's why I'm resorting to blackmail.

You should do that more. I've only gotten him to hope I get cancer once, he must say that to you every time you do it. It'd be really entertaining if you did it more often.

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Crash keeps forgetting that he could probably beat Seph up.

He could. That's why I'm resorting to blackmail.

You should do that more. I've only gotten him to hope I get cancer once, he must say that to you every time you do it. It'd be really entertaining if you did it more often.

I don't see why I should do it for your sake.

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You should do that more. I've only gotten him to hope I get cancer once, he must say that to you every time you do it. It'd be really entertaining if you did it more often.

...What did you do?

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Crash keeps forgetting that he could probably beat Seph up.

He could. That's why I'm resorting to blackmail.

You should do that more. I've only gotten him to hope I get cancer once, he must say that to you every time you do it. It'd be really entertaining if you did it more often.

I don't see why I should do it for your sake.

Not for my sake, for his. Eventually he's going to stop being a baby and push you back. That's what I want to see.

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Not for my sake, for his. Eventually he's going to stop being a baby and push you back. That's what I want to see.

I have his real name and home address. Do you think so?

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Not for my sake, for his. Eventually he's going to stop being a baby and push you back. That's what I want to see.

I have his real name and home address. Do you think so?

Yep. You can't push someone around forever before they start to stand up for themselves. It'll be funny when Crash does; I want to see it.

Oh, I've gotta go out for a while. Be back soon.

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Not for my sake, for his. Eventually he's going to stop being a baby and push you back. That's what I want to see.

I have his real name and home address. Do you think so?

Yep. You can't push someone around forever before they start to stand up for themselves. It'll be funny when Crash does; I want to see it.

I'd love to see it too, but he's obeying what I said, so I don't see any need.

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