Luminothe Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 (edited) My bowel functions have a tendancy to be rather unpleasent, as in they keep me on the toilet for 3 hours at a time regularly. this is my routine: Because I am constipated, I can only go every 4-5 days, and when I do, it takes me 3 hours to go. When I get on the toilet, I spend an hour forcing out extremely tightly packed balls. for the next half hour I wait for round 2 to come. When it does, I spend another hour excreting burrning, wet, sludge aka diareah. Then, I spend the last half hour using heavy duty clorox wipes in order to get everything off. Edited December 21, 2009 by Luminothe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Crash is pretty much free toilet paper around here, ask him to help you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Crash is pretty much free toilet paper around here, ask him to help you out. XD XD XD XD XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminothe Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 I have just made an amazing, earthshattering discovery that I believe will lead mankind to salvation! PRUNE JUICE MAKES YOU POOP!!!!!! HALELUJUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Sevartis a periculum. Sevartis a maleficum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Relevant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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