Tangerine Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I didn't do it :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lolDeath Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Like all men, I was killed by a woman. Not the physical death, that is too easy, my soul was torn out of my nose and I was then sodomized with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 Oh! Death is a woman? Oh- Wait! You reffered to yourself as a man! What is going on here!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I got dumped. That is why I haven't been active here, I am a sad man now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 Oh...so that's what you meant by "Killed", because you do get killed emtionally. :( But what does it have to do with this site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Aw. I would prod for more information, but who would actually post personal information on a site like this? You'd have to be stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 Heh...it isn't that stupid, you'd be stupid if you posted your home adress. :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 There is no best troll. As far am i'm concerned, they were all lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I don't give a shit, haha. I thought she was acting funky, she dumped me, she said she was sure we'd get back together soon, she fucked someone she didn't know, she flirted with me hardcore the entire time, she acted like a bitch to me otherwise, she quit being there when I needed her, she broke up with the guy and got all "We'll be back together soon, be happy", she then got with a second person she barely knows. She has daddy issues, her dad is a Mexican immigrant, she creams her panties when she sees a Mexican immigrant, she got a job working with many. I have no best friend and no girlfriend now. Whoooo right? In three and a half years it went from "aww, I love you too, veeeery very much!" to "AAAAHHH AAAAAAHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF 5 PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET WHO DO NOT LIVE LIKE PIGS IN SHIT GET AWAY FROM ME STOP TALKING TO ME AAAAHHHH". But now I have a life again, so there's that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 I don't give a shit, haha. That just make Mori's point null. I thought she was acting funky, she dumped me, she said she was sure we'd get back together soon, she fucked someone she didn't know, she flirted with me hardcore the entire time, she acted like a bitch to me otherwise, she quit being there when I needed her, she broke up with the guy and got all "We'll be back together soon, be happy", she then got with a second person she barely knows. She has daddy issues, her dad is a Mexican immigrant, she creams her panties when she sees a Mexican immigrant, she got a job working with many. I have no best friend and no girlfriend now. Whoooo right? At first, I thought you were either joking or had a girlfriend on this site. But this is pretty much as serious as it can get, I can sure not empathize well with you, but...I can only say that, that is just very horrible. I am sorry to hear that... :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 See, the thing is, people around Death that aren't his friends tend to start turning green and die eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 Forgive, but what do you mean by that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Forgive, but what do you mean by that? Death is a very clever man. He also is a very radioactive man. Secretly he is the reason why nobody invades the United States. It's because they can just have Death walk up to the invading force and turn on his radioactive powers. He also causes cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 Although he is the deadly one, you just killed me with that answer XD XD XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Although he is the deadly one, you just killed me with that answer XD XD XD dude that was an amazing pun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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