Fayt Zelpher Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 I, RP, as Exchequer of the land of Harudoku, admit to grave crimes while operating my affairs. These crimes include: Money Laundering Tax Evasion Extortion Fraud Embezzlement of the Government As part of my plea deal, I have elected to choose the death penalty and die with my honor intact, rather than submit to 5 years of jail time without parole and 20 additional years of working in the Harudoku gold mine, without pay. The execution shall be carried out by Empress Harudoku herself, at 8:00 Eastern Time. This is in 3 hours, 45 minutes from now. All are welcome to attend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinata Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Are you sane? You don't confess to a crime until you're caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 (edited) And you keeping pleading not guilty until the evidence is overwhelming. Then you run. Edited January 17, 2010 by BlackKnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted January 17, 2010 Author Share Posted January 17, 2010 Are you sane? You don't confess to a crime until you're caught. I'm the sort of person who couldn't live with himself after he committed such crimes. I confess under my own conscience. Though I am a criminal, I wish to die a noble death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananas Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Tetris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#!/dev/haru Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Are you sane? You don't confess to a crime until you're caught. I'm the sort of person who couldn't live with himself after he committed such crimes. I confess under my own conscience. Though I am a criminal, I wish to die a noble death. Best live a noble life righting the wrongs you've done rather than die a noble death giving no closure to anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Are you sane? You don't confess to a crime until you're caught. I'm the sort of person who couldn't live with himself after he committed such crimes. I confess under my own conscience. Though I am a criminal, I wish to die a noble death. If that's so, then you should leave the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinata Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 What kind of criminal has a conscience? What's wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mousefire Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinata Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 We're not in Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 I believe it is Seppoku,not Seppuko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted January 17, 2010 Author Share Posted January 17, 2010 (edited) What kind of criminal has a conscience? What's wrong with you? There are such people. I committed these crimes because I thought it was for the betterment of my nation. Now that I have learned that is false, I can no longer bear the weight of my actions. EDIT: you're both wrong: It's Seppuku, with two u's, if I'm not mistaken. Edited January 17, 2010 by Randomly Predictable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Roxas Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 ._______________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko commit seppuko He isn't a samurai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 What kind of criminal has a conscience? What's wrong with you? There are such people. I committed these crimes because I thought it was for the betterment of my nation. Now that I have learned that is false, I can no longer bear the weight of my actions. EDIT: you're both wrong: It's Seppuku, with two u's, if I'm not mistaken. Why are you still on this forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Roxas Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 THAT'S ONLY A SINGLE. :C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Somehow related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinata Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 (edited) I agree with RP. I thought it was 2 u's. And how did you think crimes would better the nation? Like Haru said, suicide isn't going to make up for your mistakes. Edited January 17, 2010 by Kinata Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted January 17, 2010 Author Share Posted January 17, 2010 What kind of criminal has a conscience? What's wrong with you? There are such people. I committed these crimes because I thought it was for the betterment of my nation. Now that I have learned that is false, I can no longer bear the weight of my actions. EDIT: you're both wrong: It's Seppuku, with two u's, if I'm not mistaken. Why are you still on this forum? I'm not dying in real life, nor am I trying to get banned. I'm merely letting my RP character (from the empire) die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tangerine Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Death by blunt rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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