BK-201 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 *Swallows Chicken* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracohon Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 See ya, guys! I'll probably be back in a couple hours * walks out, munching on my cheeseburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 6, 2010 Author Share Posted February 6, 2010 See ya, guys! I'll probably be back in a couple hours * walks out, munching on my cheeseburger. See you tomorrow, since I'll be asleep in a couple of hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deliriyum Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Hows it going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 6, 2010 Author Share Posted February 6, 2010 Hows it going? You need to get a hotter flame. 700 degrees just isn't cutting it for cooking dragon wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deliriyum Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 O Shi- I should have tenderized them first, that way they can cook more evenly. 700 degrees is just fine if the customer wants it done rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 6, 2010 Author Share Posted February 6, 2010 O Shi- I should have tenderized them first, that way they can cook more evenly. 700 degrees is just fine if the customer wants it done rare. Well, I'd say you need to get your flame to exceed 900 degrees if you want to keep your job. Fire mages don't exactly like having to cook their food, and ice magic doesn't do a great job either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deliriyum Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Well, I'd say you need to get your flame to exceed 900 degrees if you want to keep your job. Fire mages don't exactly like having to cook their food, and ice magic doesn't do a great job either. Not if they freezer burn it! HAHA! Anyways, why is it my problem that the cooker at YOUR restaurant sucks? I suggest we clean out all the sludge and gunk from cooking so much stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#!/dev/haru Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Anyways, why is it my problem that the cooker at YOUR restaurant sucks? I suggest we clean out all the sludge and gunk from cooking so much stuff. It doesn't suck. It's powered using my Falaflame magic. If it has gunk, it's your fault for not using the "BURN FUCKING EVERYTHING" setting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deliriyum Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 It doesn't suck. It's powered using my Falaflame magic. If it has gunk, it's your fault for not using the "BURN FUCKING EVERYTHING" setting. Why would anyone want to eat Charred-to-a-crisp dragon wings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#!/dev/haru Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Why would anyone want to eat Charred-to-a-crisp dragon wings? No, you use BURN FUCKING EVERYTHING every few hours to clean it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deliriyum Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 No, you use BURN FUCKING EVERYTHING every few hours to clean it out. OH!, I found the setting- *BURN FUCKING EVERYTHING*. There,done. HOLYSHITTHEDRAGONWINGSAREONFIRETHATNEVERHAPPENS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 6, 2010 Author Share Posted February 6, 2010 Not if they freezer burn it! HAHA! Anyways, why is it my problem that the cooker at YOUR restaurant sucks? I suggest we clean out all the sludge and gunk from cooking so much stuff. How dare you? The oven is spotless. You just need to press that little button that says level 2 intensity. That'll take care of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 6, 2010 Author Share Posted February 6, 2010 OH!, I found the setting- *BURN FUCKING EVERYTHING*. There,done. HOLYSHITTHEDRAGONWINGSAREONFIRETHATNEVERHAPPENS I tried to tell you. Level 2 was sufficient. *Those wings cost me two thousand dollars...* :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deliriyum Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 How dare you? The oven is spotless. You just need to press that little button that says level 2 intensity. That'll take care of it. Well, supposedly I am the apprentice so how was I supposed to know that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 6, 2010 Author Share Posted February 6, 2010 Well, supposedly I am the apprentice so how was I supposed to know that? You could try asking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#!/dev/haru Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 *flies out, and comes back 24 minutes later with a dead dragon* Here's your goddamn dragon wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deliriyum Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 *flies out, and comes back 24 minutes later with a dead dragon* Here's your goddamn dragon wings. Thanks, just take it to the dragon chiller cell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 6, 2010 Author Share Posted February 6, 2010 *flies out, and comes back 24 minutes later with a dead dragon* Here's your goddamn dragon wings. Thanks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deliriyum Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Thanks? So, uh, whats next? Tiger thigh? Cat breast? Heron soup? Hawk wings? Laguz fish filets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracohon Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Yo, anybody here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Late hours, we only serve beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Pass me one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 A heineken please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 *Passes Beers* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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