AstraLunaSol Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Not even if a vampire attacks this place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I'm hunting Twilight Fans.... wait. Those are zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) Not even if a vampire attacks this place? That's fair. Just not on any of the customers, guests, or me. And if the vampire is coming just to visit and means no harm, you can't use the stake then either. BK: I've got silver-tipped bullets if you're interested. Same rules apply. Edited February 4, 2010 by Randomly Predictable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Fair enough~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 How about a flamethrower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 How about a flamethrower? Well, that might burn the place down, so, afraid not. I've got a chainsaw with a silver-tipped chain though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) Flamethrowers work actually...... Fire proof your stuff dood. Edited February 4, 2010 by AstraSolLuna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I was thinking of a certain book series I detest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 Flamethrowers work actually...... Fire proof your stuff dood. Too expensive. Maybe when the economy warms up again, but not when layoffs are rampant and unemployment is over 10%. I've got to keep these jobs, not worry about some guy with a flamethrower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 (Brings in Igrene) "'Ere, darlin', I got us a real nice place ter 'ave us a nice romantic dinner. Gissa kiss?" *Punch* "...ow. Yo, table guy! Gissa beer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Sir, you have had too much beer." "If you have another order of beer your BAC may go to the point we have to arrest you." "So be a good citizen and stop drinking beer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 *Sobers up and becomes judgelike, albeit with a noticable Irish accent.* "Get out of my face. My paired ending and I are tryin' to have a couple drinkskis before we go 'n' do our jobs again. Believe me, you don't want to see me doin' me job, no? There's a good lad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Sorry, your current bill is also more than what you can afford." "You aren't sober enough.." *sticks needle in for blood test* "Just like I thought. Now get out of here unless you want to order something not alcholic." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 *Igrene gets up and promptly shows the police guys what Hawkeye's daughter is capable of.* *Ferry beams.* "Now that's all sorted, how 'bout a round on the house?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Beams? I have no idea what that means.... "I'm sorry violence is not allowed." "I'll have to take you out by force if needed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 *Beams=Smiles broadly* "Er, I said a round on the FUCK IT. FARGUS, GET OVER HERE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Orz. *sleep staffs Furet* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "You can't try that on me, my Resistance is zzzzzzzzzzz" *collapses* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I forgot about that use of beam. >_< "Sir, you might want to know that your wallet...nevermind." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 *warps Furet to the Judge guild* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 Now now children, lets not get into a fight here. *Where's my bouncer when I need him* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Hey this time I was keeping the peace. >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 Hey this time I was keeping the peace. >_> Meh, I know, but still, this is starting to get out of hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Dude...that was like NOTHING out of hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 Dude...that was like NOTHING out of hand. Well, then lets hope it stays that way. I've got to go in about 15 minutes and I'd like this place to still be here when I get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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