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Welcome to RP's: May I take your order?

I'll take a double triple balty deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with the shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

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* Walks in and sits at a table in the corner *

I'll have a cheeseburger, please.

What would you like on it?

Water is fine.

One glass of dihydrogen monoxide, coming up.

Hmm. Do you have any hotter sauces?

Pure Capsaicin is in the back, if you dare.

Does molten flesh count?

Sure, why not.

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Do you have any pure dragon's blood to drink?

No. I gave the last glass to Nel. She was thirsty.

And no, but we do have some ice cream if you're interested.

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