Junkhead Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 Oh god, I wouldn't like to be in your position... Heck no...unless you want to rage like I did...I swear I screamed REALLY loud...I could not believe what I did myself, I woke up today thinking it was a dream... I guess if you think those moans are annoying now, wait until you get a wife. You'll never have a child if you can't tolerate it. :3 Those moans are not my wife's moans! And that b'atch was exagerating it, I'm lucky they stopped after that scream I gave them. It's like they had secks every night...it was f'ing annoying. You should've tried moaning louder than her Why not yell "NEED SOME HELP?!" ...XD If you think it's annoying when it's the apartment above yours, just wait till you have roommates! :) I don't think your roomates do THAT in front of you, now do they? Just because they're having sex, it doesn't mean they're attractive. That, exactly. You shouldn't have said anything, then, the next day, you should have stood outside there door either when they left, or when they came back and said "So, had a lot of fun last night, hey?" I swear I wanted to do that! But not after the way I yelled... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Shoulda knocked on their door and pretended to be an armed thief on the run from the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 Feck no! I wanted to do that...I asked my mother if I could go to get the laundry from the clothesline but she said it was too late to go at that hour...it was around 5 a.m! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Shoulda claimed to be their boss from work, wanting a personal chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Those moans are not my wife's moans! And that b'atch was exagerating it, I'm lucky they stopped after that scream I gave them. It's like they had secks every night...it was f'ing annoying. You don't even have a wife. And I didn't say they were. O: I said wait until you get a wife. Maybe they didn't hold in regards they were being so public about it? Of course, I don't know because I don't life in your apartment. >3> But g'job at making them stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 *knock* "I know you're in their doing something unique, but this is your boss wanting a personal conversation." Weird, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 "Hi, I just moved in from next door and wanted to say hello!" "MILKMAN!" "YOU BASTARD! YOU SAID YOU WERE USING PROTECTION!" "Arrrgh! Help! I'm ... think I broke my leg!" "Yo, there's a guy with a telescope on the next building. Strange, huh?" The possibilities are endless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Or pretend to be the chick's boyfirend. 'Hey, sweetie. I came to vi- ...what are you doing in there?' That'll catch them off guard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 But g'job at making them stop. Already did. It's alright if you're having secks...but not to show it off so badly buy moaning that way at 5:00 a.m In fact, there were times they did it around 5-6 p.m, the worse thing is that these idiots don't even bother to clos their damn window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 "It's your mother, dearie!" "HOLY SHIT A ZOMBIE" "The lobster is on the pinecone! REPEAT THE LOBSTER IS ON THE PINECONE" (No matter how they take that one the results will be hilarious) "Local voyeur at your service!" "Who wanted the dental floss?" "Dammit Tony they're onto us. Get into that room and escape through a window. I'll start shredding the documents." "Wow, Jim, I hope these high explosives we found work" "Was that gunfire?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 You should've been asleep at 5AM, though. But 5-6PM is a bit obnoxious, as is leaving the window open. You see, this is why I live in a house. But you should just listen to my last idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 This allows for the weirdest of scenarios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 'Someone needs to call the cops, there's someone breaking into this person's house!' If any of these interest you, and you do them, please video tape it and share it with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Well, you could always get some audio footage of it and post it on the internet. :) That might get them to stop. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Well, you could always get some audio footage of it and post it on the internet. :) That might get them to stop. :) I think that might be illegal, and, then he'd have to see them in the act. Soul shouldn't see that at his young age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I think that might be illegal, and, then he'd have to see them in the act. Soul shouldn't see that at his young age. No, I mean get an audio recording of just the noise, not trying to make a video of it... Use it to help get them to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 No, I mean get an audio recording of just the noise, not trying to make a video of it... Use it to help get them to stop. Oh. Right, you said AUDIO footage. /solufail OTL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 (edited) I don't think your roomates do THAT in front of you, now do they? Nah, I still have a couple weeks before I even have to deal with roommates. But believe me, I've heard stories. Edited February 14, 2010 by Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Oh. Right, you said AUDIO footage. /solufail OTL It's okay. I should have made it more clear the first time. You don't have to beat yourself over the head for a simple mistake. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Sorry to hear that Soul, if I was in your position, I would've done the same..... Also, at BK and Soluna getting mad at that guy for being happy his idiot neighbors were gone. Finally, this is a good thing about BDSM, if you gag people, they can't disturb anyone with their moaning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 (edited) Sorry to hear that Soul, if I was in your position, I would've done the same.....This, with a heavy amount of cussing if I was in your position, Soul. I certainly wouldn't want to hear that during a school night.Finally, this is a good thing about BDSM, if you gag people, they can't disturb anyone with their moaning! WTF? @_@ Edited February 14, 2010 by LittleAl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Sorry to hear that Soul, if I was in your position, I would've done the same..... Also, at BK and Soluna getting mad at that guy for being happy his idiot neighbors were gone. Finally, this is a good thing about BDSM, if you gag people, they can't disturb anyone with their moaning! Crash, I'll be happy when you're out on the street starving. That's basically what he did. So fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Crash....That's pretty twisted thinking right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Also, at BK and Soluna getting mad at that guy for being happy his idiot neighbors were gone. When you lose your home please find a library computer and say so so I can laugh at you. Be a little fucking considerate of other people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 What your fucking language, Soluna! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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