Original Alear Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I will probably need to take out a loan to pay bail on my court case in the well regarded SF currency "big ones". However, I have to pay 2% interest and have no other form of income. Would anyone like to advise me on ways to make additional big ones? I might have to resort to crime in order to get big ones if I don't get some good employment advice. I'm also accepting offers if people have jobs they would like me to do. Make your proposals, I'll make counter-proposals, we'll work out some sort of solution. I could be a posting slave or something maybe? I dunno... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Ignite a communist revolution and throw off the shackles of the bourgeoisie oppressor. Then you don't even have to worry about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I will probably need to take out a loan to pay bail on my court case in the well regarded SF currency "big ones". However, I have to pay 2% interest and have no other form of income. Would anyone like to advise me on ways to make additional big ones? I might have to resort to crime in order to get big ones if I don't get some good employment advice. I'm also accepting offers if people have jobs they would like me to do. Make your proposals, I'll make counter-proposals, we'll work out some sort of solution. I could be a posting slave or something maybe? I dunno... The Spetsnaz Brigade might have some use for you. What can you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Ignite a communist revolution and throw off the shackles of the bourgeoisie oppressor. Then you don't even have to worry about it. Ignore this, Communism and Socialism are for idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I will probably need to take out a loan to pay bail on my court case in the well regarded SF currency "big ones". However, I have to pay 2% interest and have no other form of income. Would anyone like to advise me on ways to make additional big ones? I might have to resort to crime in order to get big ones if I don't get some good employment advice. I'm also accepting offers if people have jobs they would like me to do. Make your proposals, I'll make counter-proposals, we'll work out some sort of solution. I could be a posting slave or something maybe? I dunno... I can't give you financial advice until I know more about your situation. Like what's your current employment. I'll also need to know how you're doing in terms of liquid assets, home equity, etc. Do you have any investments? If you don't know all your financial information, I can help you find it. Ignore this, Communism and Socialism are for idiots. You tell 'em, Crash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 You tell 'em, Crash! Thank you! *bow* Also, I'd recommend against loans if you can avoid them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted February 15, 2010 Author Share Posted February 15, 2010 The Spetsnaz Brigade might have some use for you. What can you do? Spetsnaz? Well, I played Metal Gear Solid 3 and defeated commies, I'm sure I can do just as well fighting on the other side of things. Ignore this, Communism and Socialism are for idiots. Oh sweet. I'm an idiot. I can't give you financial advice until I know more about your situation. Like what's your current employment. I'll also need to know how you're doing in terms of liquid assets, home equity, etc. Do you have any investments?If you don't know all your financial information, I can help you find it. Would providing you with my social security number and credit card number help you find my financial information? Also, I'd recommend against loans if you can avoid them. It looks like Mousefire's courtroom is not interested in upholding the integrity of the law, so I don't think I'll need the loan after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Ignore this, Communism and Socialism are for idiots. So you are one of both groups? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted February 15, 2010 Author Share Posted February 15, 2010 Communism and socialism are the opiate of the idiots. Religion is the opium of the masses. If communism and socialism are religion than masses = idiots. If communism and socialism are inherently unreligious than masses =/= idiots. If I can define religion in certain ways, and eliminate things like cult of personality or dogmatic belief, and I deal w/ say communist russia successfully, I can probably make the latter point true, and therefore improve the intelligence of the masses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 So you are one of both groups? No, that makes no sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted February 15, 2010 Author Share Posted February 15, 2010 No, that makes no sense. Therefore sense and meaning are made, and do not exist in and of themselves. That being the case, how can you deride communists who have constructed a certain kind of "sense" which is different from yours, by calling them idiots? Do you think you make better sense than they do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Here, I've got several hundred thousand big ones. Go ahead, I can spare a few tens of thousands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Would providing you with my social security number and credit card number help you find my financial information? Yes, we can get everything we need to know starting with those numbers. We have a strong working relationship with most major American and international banks and should be able to retrieve your information from their databases. However, here at Heroic Investment Management we value our customers' privacy and the confidentiality of their transactions. This value will be taken as a surcharge to the normal financial analysis fee and will be employed as an incentive for your bank to quietly disclose your information to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I will probably need to take out a loan to pay bail on my court case in the well regarded SF currency "big ones". However, I have to pay 2% interest and have no other form of income. Would anyone like to advise me on ways to make additional big ones? I might have to resort to crime in order to get big ones if I don't get some good employment advice. I'm also accepting offers if people have jobs they would like me to do. Make your proposals, I'll make counter-proposals, we'll work out some sort of solution. I could be a posting slave or something maybe? I dunno... You could always become a gigolo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Throw your money in a fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Spetsnaz? Well, I played Metal Gear Solid 3 and defeated commies, I'm sure I can do just as well fighting on the other side of things. Actually, the Spetsnaz Brigade is a very large splinter group. We tend to run along the lines of sexy dictatorship(current leader is the chick in my avatar). But we aren't all ghosting, and violence. We have a few peaceful projects going on as well, such as the release of the Six Seals story. Things would go a little smoother with shameless advertising and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 TC, do yo uhave any gold or jewellery or old mobile phones? There are places that give you cash for those, it's worth a try. A second job could work too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Ignore this, Communism and Socialism are for idiots. Better red than dead comrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Better red than dead comrade. Are you planning a massacre of non-socialists? Let me just warn you, this isn't going to go over well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Are you planning a massacre of non-socialists? Let me just warn you, this isn't going to go over well. Remember, I said better red than dead. I happen to know that there will soon be a massive natural disaster that will utterly wipe out all life that does not conform to socialist ideals. My plan involves mass mind control, not massacre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Remember, I said better red than dead. I happen to know that there will soon be a massive natural disaster that will utterly wipe out all life that does not conform to socialist ideals. My plan involves mass mind control, not massacre. What! You are behind this, Yuri, I know this for a fact! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 What! You are behind this, Yuri, I know this for a fact! It's too late, you've already fallen under my control! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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