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I will probably need to take out a loan to pay bail on my court case in the well regarded SF currency "big ones". However, I have to pay 2% interest and have no other form of income. Would anyone like to advise me on ways to make additional big ones? I might have to resort to crime in order to get big ones if I don't get some good employment advice.

I'm also accepting offers if people have jobs they would like me to do. Make your proposals, I'll make counter-proposals, we'll work out some sort of solution. I could be a posting slave or something maybe? I dunno...

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I will probably need to take out a loan to pay bail on my court case in the well regarded SF currency "big ones". However, I have to pay 2% interest and have no other form of income. Would anyone like to advise me on ways to make additional big ones? I might have to resort to crime in order to get big ones if I don't get some good employment advice.

I'm also accepting offers if people have jobs they would like me to do. Make your proposals, I'll make counter-proposals, we'll work out some sort of solution. I could be a posting slave or something maybe? I dunno...

The Spetsnaz Brigade might have some use for you.

What can you do? :mellow:

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I will probably need to take out a loan to pay bail on my court case in the well regarded SF currency "big ones". However, I have to pay 2% interest and have no other form of income. Would anyone like to advise me on ways to make additional big ones? I might have to resort to crime in order to get big ones if I don't get some good employment advice.

I'm also accepting offers if people have jobs they would like me to do. Make your proposals, I'll make counter-proposals, we'll work out some sort of solution. I could be a posting slave or something maybe? I dunno...

I can't give you financial advice until I know more about your situation. Like what's your current employment. I'll also need to know how you're doing in terms of liquid assets, home equity, etc. Do you have any investments?

If you don't know all your financial information, I can help you find it.

Ignore this, Communism and Socialism are for idiots.

You tell 'em, Crash!

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The Spetsnaz Brigade might have some use for you.

What can you do? :mellow:

Spetsnaz? Well, I played Metal Gear Solid 3 and defeated commies, I'm sure I can do just as well fighting on the other side of things.

Ignore this, Communism and Socialism are for idiots.

Oh sweet. I'm an idiot.

I can't give you financial advice until I know more about your situation. Like what's your current employment. I'll also need to know how you're doing in terms of liquid assets, home equity, etc. Do you have any investments?

If you don't know all your financial information, I can help you find it.

Would providing you with my social security number and credit card number help you find my financial information?

Also, I'd recommend against loans if you can avoid them.

It looks like Mousefire's courtroom is not interested in upholding the integrity of the law, so I don't think I'll need the loan after all.

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Communism and socialism are the opiate of the idiots.

Religion is the opium of the masses.

If communism and socialism are religion than masses = idiots.

If communism and socialism are inherently unreligious than masses =/= idiots.

If I can define religion in certain ways, and eliminate things like cult of personality or dogmatic belief, and I deal w/ say communist russia successfully, I can probably make the latter point true, and therefore improve the intelligence of the masses.

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No, that makes no sense.

Therefore sense and meaning are made, and do not exist in and of themselves. That being the case, how can you deride communists who have constructed a certain kind of "sense" which is different from yours, by calling them idiots? Do you think you make better sense than they do?

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Would providing you with my social security number and credit card number help you find my financial information?

Yes, we can get everything we need to know starting with those numbers. We have a strong working relationship with most major American and international banks and should be able to retrieve your information from their databases.

However, here at Heroic Investment Management we value our customers' privacy and the confidentiality of their transactions. This value will be taken as a surcharge to the normal financial analysis fee and will be employed as an incentive for your bank to quietly disclose your information to us.

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I will probably need to take out a loan to pay bail on my court case in the well regarded SF currency "big ones". However, I have to pay 2% interest and have no other form of income. Would anyone like to advise me on ways to make additional big ones? I might have to resort to crime in order to get big ones if I don't get some good employment advice.

I'm also accepting offers if people have jobs they would like me to do. Make your proposals, I'll make counter-proposals, we'll work out some sort of solution. I could be a posting slave or something maybe? I dunno...

You could always become a gigolo...

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Spetsnaz? Well, I played Metal Gear Solid 3 and defeated commies, I'm sure I can do just as well fighting on the other side of things.

Actually, the Spetsnaz Brigade is a very large splinter group. We tend to run along the lines of sexy dictatorship(current leader is the chick in my avatar).

But we aren't all ghosting, and violence. We have a few peaceful projects going on as well, such as the release of the Six Seals story. Things would go a little smoother with shameless advertising and such.

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Are you planning a massacre of non-socialists?

Let me just warn you, this isn't going to go over well.

Remember, I said better red than dead. I happen to know that there will soon be a massive natural disaster that will utterly wipe out all life that does not conform to socialist ideals. My plan involves mass mind control, not massacre.

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Remember, I said better red than dead. I happen to know that there will soon be a massive natural disaster that will utterly wipe out all life that does not conform to socialist ideals. My plan involves mass mind control, not massacre.

What!

You are behind this, Yuri, I know this for a fact!

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