Phoenix Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 My beloved Randomly Predictable, A dear soul has reached across the internet to summon me and tell me a tale. The tale of a college student who likes to hit on 13 year old girls over the internet, your tale. Plenty of people have informed you of how creepy you are, so I will reveal another aspect of this situation to you. You can't fuck internet people. Ever. No little girls are going to fall for your promises of Jonas Brothers concerts and wine coolers. Now, if you really want to get laid, I am more than willing to shove my cock right up that little ass of yours any time. No wine coolers, no concerts, no Disney channel hour, no GHB, and most importantly no longer will you face the endless sorrow of not getting freaky with all of the "kawaii lolis" you "meet" online. My inbox is always open, and I eagerly await your reply. Love, Death Damn, dude, give it a rest :o And Joey! Stop harassing RP, there are more important things to do! We all need to start focusing on annihilating the Empire threads. That's what matters, not your hate for RP, and not the forum-wide susceptibly to teenage/underage charms The Empire threads must fall, dammit! I demand it :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Damn, dude, give it a rest :o And Joey! Stop harassing RP, there are more important things to do! We all need to start focusing on annihilating the Empire threads. That's what matters, not your hate for RP, and not the forum-wide susceptibly to teenage/underage charms The Empire threads must fall, dammit! I demand it :| And I'll work to bring them down from the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 And I'll work to bring them down from the inside. ... excellent >:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Damn, dude, give it a rest :o And Joey! Stop harassing RP, there are more important things to do! We all need to start focusing on annihilating the Empire threads. That's what matters, not your hate for RP, and not the forum-wide susceptibly to teenage/underage charms The Empire threads must fall, dammit! I demand it :| What, the great and mighty Christguy is going to defend the pedo now? Come onnn man, he's a fucking waste, have some laughs at his expense, he doesn't even count as a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 When your posts are worth nothing they only serve to bump the empires. He's actually assisting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 What, the great and mighty Christguy is going to defend the pedo now? Come onnn man, he's a fucking waste, have some laughs at his expense, he doesn't even count as a person. I SAID SHUT UP NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Why don't you use your massive cock to plug my throat and then bury me in a shallow grave in your mom's back yard like you did to that kid last Halloween? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 This post is hidden because you have chosen to ignore posts by Randomly Predictable. View it anyway? I don't get this at all? What are you trying to tell me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I SAID SHUT UP NOW! Aww, is the poor pedophile mad? Did a 12 year old redhead recently reject you? Or wait...Did you break up with your videogame girlfriend Nel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 My beloved Randomly Predictable, A dear soul has reached across the internet to summon me and tell me a tale. The tale of a college student who likes to hit on 13 year old girls over the internet, your tale. Plenty of people have informed you of how creepy you are, so I will reveal another aspect of this situation to you. You can't fuck internet people. Ever. No little girls are going to fall for your promises of Jonas Brothers concerts and wine coolers. Now, if you really want to get laid, I am more than willing to shove my cock right up that little ass of yours any time. No wine coolers, no concerts, no Disney channel hour, no GHB, and most importantly no longer will you face the endless sorrow of not getting freaky with all of the "kawaii lolis" you "meet" online. My inbox is always open, and I eagerly await your reply. Love, Death Could I take you up on that offer? I haven't had a good fuck in more than a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 She dumped him actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Could I take you up on that offer? I haven't had a good fuck in more than a month. Any day of the fucking week, kittentits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 She dumped him actually. Poor kid, even if it's not a real one it's the only relationship with a girl he'll ever have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Poor kid, even if it's not a real one it's the only relationship with a girl he'll ever have. Okay now this is just boring, you C- students are gonna get the topic locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 C-? I beg to differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Yeah we're the C students, fucking Einstein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Okay now this is just boring, you C- students are gonna get the topic locked. But seriously, you give them too much credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I would rather have down syndrome than be as pathetic as you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 But seriously, you give them too much credit. I'm so offended by someone who wildly guesses my grades. Really Pheonix, if you see some previous posts in a place you probably won't visit, you'll actually see the origin of why I decided to join in this conflict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Datia's topic spends it's final days being used as a battleground... I think I'm gonna cry ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 (edited) I'm so offended by someone who wildly guesses my grades. Really Pheonix, if you see some previous posts in a place you probably won't visit, you'll actually see the origin of why I decided to join in this conflict. Link me? ALSO: I'm offended by people who misspell my f*cking name!! C- doesn't seem to far from accurate now ey? Edited February 24, 2010 by Phoenix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Datia's topic spends it's final days being used as a battleground... I think I'm gonna cry ;_; Agreed. RP, out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 So guys, notice my new signature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 (edited) Agreed. RP, out. So now you're trying to be Ryan Seacrest? Edited February 24, 2010 by Death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 (edited) So guys, notice my new signature? Weak So now you're tring to be Ryan Seacrest? Weaker Edited February 24, 2010 by Phoenix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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