Altera the Hun Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man. "Hi there, little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked. "Kittens," little Suzy said. "How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet." "And what kind of kittens are they?" "Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile. Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day, and, in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens. So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS" when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy. "Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away." "Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans." Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS." Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Altera the Hun Posted March 10, 2010 Author Share Posted March 10, 2010 Oh hey, that's the pic that came with the story. But bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Someone doesn't like Sabrina's US/English/Whatever name. Also, my cat had kittens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted March 10, 2010 Author Share Posted March 10, 2010 Someone doesn't like Sabrina's US/English/Whatever name. Also, my cat had kittens. The sig came with the Japanese name... My cats cant have kittens. They're fixed. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Oh. Nice pic of Sabrina anyway. And ha ha ha oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted March 10, 2010 Author Share Posted March 10, 2010 (edited) Oh. Nice pic of Sabrina anyway. Thanks. Nice avatar yourself, although Bayonetta and Sailor Moon seriously clash... Edited March 10, 2010 by Jan Valentine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I chuckled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Thanks. Nice avatar yourself, although Bayonetta and Sailor Moon seriously clash... Quite the opposite really. I think so anyway. It's hilarious how I can see one of Sailor Soldiers doing half of the things Baynetta does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted March 10, 2010 Author Share Posted March 10, 2010 Quite the opposite really. I think so anyway. It's hilarious how I can see one of Sailor Soldiers doing half of the things Baynetta does. ...Your right, that IS hilarious. I just can't ever see it happening though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 KITTENS! :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I just All over the monitor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 My cats cant have kittens. They're fixed. :/ Oh good. I don't want any more dems or reps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 That's a good story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Mmm, dinner. How much do you want for the orange one, it looks like it would go great in a stew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 (edited) Nice one Jan!!! ;) Edited March 10, 2010 by Sask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 LMAO!!! Great story! Great sig too ... damn .... :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 -This story says that democrats are newborn kittens that have not opened their eyes. -Therefore, democrats were born sometime last thursday. -That being the case, democrats are less than a year old. -Obama is a democrat -Democrats are less than a year old. -Obama is not old enough to be in office. IMPEACHMENT CASE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Mmm, dinner. How much do you want for the orange one, it looks like it would go great in a stew! OVER 9000!!! 10.000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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