Psych Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 It'd be like you kill all the zombies, go outside, see the tank and be like "****". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 "It's not like they have tanks..." AND THEN THERE WAS A TANK (Somebody shoot me before I make another FMA reference...) I have one. I knew about this ahead of time and started another branch of Spetsnaz. Did you think we were just here to defend Serenes from trolls? No! We are also here to fight off the outbreak when and if it starts B) Join Spetsnaz, and protect the future. So I take it that this tank will be conveniently parked in a spot right near where I arrive, right? Actually you're a bit closer to the lowrider :/ (Get in, homes!) / It'd be like you kill all the zombies, go outside, see the tank and be like "****". Don't you hate it when you find out there was an easier way? XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 ~storms Central in a tank~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 *Phoenix Down* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 ^ I hate that FF joke -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 ^ I hate that FF joke -_- What? Did you want me to cast Holy instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 ~sets zombies on fire~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 What? Did you want me to cast Holy instead? *casts silence on Fayt* <_< @ Lacuna First Nady turns into a pyro, then Cynthia, now you? I'm going to call this "The Phoenix Effect" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I've been a pyro since before you came to the forest, youngster. Get off my burning lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I've been a pyro since before you came to the forest, youngster. Get off my burning lawn. I know what to get you for you next birthday now, old lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 ~throws hospital bed at Phoenix~ WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD LADY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 ~throws hospital bed at Phoenix~ WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD LADY? Oh sorry, I meant "senior citizen"(That sounds even worse X) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 ~coughs up blood~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_whistler Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 But but Phoenix Downs always save everyone! : D It's the heroic gesture that everyone will forever worship you for! The zombies walk a little slower than normal human walking speed, but they don't stumble Also the more you anger them (meaning attack) the faster they can run. To prevent people from using cheap moves or turning this into a certain RP *cough cough* I'll say fire makes them run faster than you because even though they aren't really hurt, they do realize something is on them that is not brains, and therefore are not happy. Minimum speed: 2 miles/ hour (humans is 3 miles/ hour) Maximum speed: anger level of said zombie*(ammunition/desperation)^panic level of humans Pretty much the more you panic, the faster they run. The more desperation you are, the lower the base number is : D Now let's see what people come up with :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 ...More fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 *casts silence on Fayt* <_< *Echo Herbs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 (edited) They pluck feathers from my tail to make those Phoenix Downs!! >_< I'm still using a T90 Tank, and I'm still wrecking those guys while watching Lacuna spray everything down with fire! >_< *casts silence again* Edited May 27, 2010 by Phoenix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 ~snappity snappity~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 *casts silence again* *Echo Herbs* *Blizzaga* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 *drinks some coffee* *+1000 HP +1000 MP* *Now where did I put Bahamut? <.< >.>* Lacuna! Load the cannon! I want to blast something! >_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 *drinks some coffee* *+1000 HP +1000 MP* *Now where did I put Bahamut? <.< >.>* Lacuna! Load the cannon! I want to blast something! >_< *Summons Shiva* Bring it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_whistler Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 Zombies are currently frozen due to Blizzaga but more are coming! All the other hapless people in the mall were turned into zombies as well! Walking speed of zombies not frozen: 15 miles/hour Reminder: Fire increases speed of zombie flood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Zombies are currently frozen due to Blizzaga but more are coming! All the other hapless people in the mall were turned into zombies as well! Walking speed of zombies not frozen: 15 miles/hour Reminder: Fire increases speed of zombie flood. *Dust Tornado* *Freezeflame* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 This is going to end with us casting infi-spells on each other while the zombies close in to finish us off :( Quick! A truce! Use Shiva to freeze those bastards! I'll call in the lifter to get this tank moved to a better sniping spot! When Bahamut gets here from wherever he is, we'll watch the aeons destroy the undead and sip tampico. Lacuna! Bring me my GPS! >_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 ~breaks a water main and freezes the water~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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