I am dangerous.

[Furby]

When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me,

And they always have orgasms because my penis is so big.

This is the internet, so you know that 75% of any statement is a flat out lie.

There are four statements you made here:

1: You have money

2: Women have sex with you

3: Those who have sex with you have orgasms

4: You have a big penis.

Following internet law, 3 of those statements are false.

I'm feeling kind today, so you can chose which three you want to be counted as lies.

Edited August 13, 2010 by Furby

[Darros]

[Original Alear]

This is the internet, so you know that 75% of any statement is a flat out lie.

There are four statements you made here:

1: You have money

2: Women have sex with you

3: Women who have sex with you have orgasms

4: You have a big penis.

Following internet law, 3 of those statements are false.

I'm feeling kind today, so you can chose which three you want to be counted as lies.

I'm betting that 1, 2, and 4 are lies. Therefore, women don't have sex with him but they do have sex with him and have orgasms.

[Furby]

I'm betting that 1, 2, and 4 are lies. Therefore, women don't have sex with him but they do have sex with him and have orgasms.

Actually, I screwed up on my statements. See, 3 had 2 in it, which just isn't a fair break down. It is more correct the way I put i.

[Original Alear]

Actually, I screwed up on my statements. See, 3 had 2 in it, which just isn't a fair break down. It is more correct the way I put i.

I wasn't there to do it.

I was there but I didn't do it.

Classic method of argument when going into appeals as I understand it.

[Furby]

I wasn't there to do it.

I was there but I didn't do it.

Classic method of argument when going into appeals as I understand it.

I... don't think that applies. It was "I screwed up and I meant this." Which isn't so much a method of argument as an admission of error and a correction.