Embarrassing Parents

[Flying Shogi]

Here's the stupidity I have gone through at Wal-mart in a time span of less than an hour.

1.My mom tries to come into the dressing room when I'm changing.(she thinks it makes the process go faster)

2.She pulls out a moderate-sized stack of money while at the cash register and counting the money extra slow while OTHERS ARE WAITING BEHIND US STARING

3.Brings her cell phone but gives it to me cuz she her pockets are small but doesn't take it when we split ways and when she's done, she yells(not literally but loudly) my name in the open where everyone is.

Anyone have similar stories to share?

Edited August 22, 2010 by UberLughFTW

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