Furby Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 (edited) Went reading through some of my old topics on another forum and realized I used to have a dummy email used for collecting spam. Unfortunately, most spam GMAIL gets now is one line bullshit, so I went back to the first e-mail I ever had, back when free email was fucking rare as hell. Before I left it years ago, I turned all of it's security settings off. This means that every message should flood to the inbox. These STILL got caught in the spam filter. I present them to you now, in their full glory, though I redacted any links from them. [spoiler="Sexy Moms looking to meet new people - sexually explicit" from MILF ALERT For August] - sexually explicit - Single Mothers Looking To Date! We wanted to let you know right away that there are thousands of MILFs in your city that are looking to meet new people for one night stands and threesomes. These MILFs are beautiful, fun, and extremely sexy! 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I also love the fact that new channels are added all of the time."! - Sean M. Press Here For More Information and To Download Now: [redacted] ----- If you wish to no longer receive marketing promotions for PCTV4ME just visit the page below and you can easily remove yourself from future electronic mail messages: [redacted] Or send a letter to us at the address below: 6965 El Camino Real Suite 105-698 La Costa, CA 92009 If you want to stop receiving mail, please go to: [redacted] or you may contact us at the following address: 5715 Will Clayton # 7185 Humble, TX 77338 USA [spoiler="The GOLDEN TICKET to one night stands" from -sexually explicit- Dating Site For Adults] Hello, if you want to meet -sexually explicit- SINGLE women and men in your city, then we can help you out with a -FREE- dating site membership! This is your GOLDEN TICKET to one night stands and threesomes! Press here to get your GOLDEN TICKET to one night stands and threesomes: [redacted] When is the last time you had a one night stand or a threesome? The single women and men on our site want to meet other singles that enjoy one night stands and threesomes....if you're interested then you should join our dating site today....you will never be bored!!!! Best of all, our site is anonymous, and there is NO CREDIT CARD required to join! What is stopping you from joining? This is the GOLDEN TICKET to one night stands that you have been waiting for your entire adult life. DO NOT let this pass you by! Just think about the gorgeous single woman or man that you could be waking up next to this weekend? You won't be making love to anyone from our dating site unless you join now....it's -FREE-...there should be nothing holding you back! PRESS HERE TO JOIN FOR NO COST (MUST BE 18 and OLDER): [redacted] If you would like to be removed from all our datingcenter mailings please go to [redacted] or you may contact us at the following address: 5715 Will Clayton # 7185 Humble, TX 77338 USA If you want to stop receiving mail, please go to: [redacted] or you may contact us at the following address: 5715 Will Clayton # 7185 Humble, TX 77338 USA [spoiler="Video Chat with sexy singles right now - sexually explicit" from Adult Video Chat Dating Network]-sexually explicit Female video chatting zone- Hey, do you want to video chat with gorgeous singles in your city today? Of course you do. Our singles LOVE to get wild on their video chat, and they LOVE to go out on HOT dates with the people they meet online! Press here to see how fun our dating community is: (MUST BE 18 and OLDER) [redacted] And check out the body on the first single woman you see..she is GORGEOUS! Best of all you DO NOT need to give your credit card information to become a member! Press here to become a memeber so you can date these gorgeous singles: [redacted] If you would like to be removed from all our datingcenter mailings please go to [redacted] or you may contact us at the following address: 5715 Will Clayton # 7185 Humble, TX 77338 USA If you want to stop receiving mail, please go to: [redacted] or you may contact us at the following address: 5715 Will Clayton # 7185 Humble, TX 77338 USA Edited August 21, 2010 by Furby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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