Zak Something Posted October 12, 2011 Author Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted, but you wander into a server where everyone calls you names because they are assholes. I wish that so many people weren't assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted, now they're dickheads instead. I wish I had a girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 12, 2011 Author Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted. All I need to do is say Ishtar and you'll know what I'm getting at. I wish that the Ishtar jokes weren't so damn easy to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted. I really don't want to corrupt that. I wish people wouldn't try to make villains "sympathetic" anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted but they make soap operas instead... I wish that i didn't get so much hate in real life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted, you get marginally less hate IRL but LOADS more on here. I wish that some of my dreams were real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted, Your nightmares exist in real life... I wish that Geese would kick Gonzales's ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted, he does so literally and it just makes Gonzo mad. I wish my pleasant dreams were real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 They become real, but the one living them out is the CrashGordon in the dream, not you. I wish for a talking fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted but you drift away from real life and become a shut-in... I wish that people wouldn't jump to conclusions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 (edited) Nevermind... Edited October 12, 2011 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted but it will be your last cup of tea. I wish I had some semblance of adaptability in fighting games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 12, 2011 Author Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted. You only jump to edge of the screen and spam projectiles. I wish that I had had a $50 in my wallet at the time I posted this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted but you spend it all on YGO cards and get nothing good. ;/ I wish Tour Guide From The Underworld wasn't a stupid Secret Rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted, it's rarer than that! I wish I could get to sleep easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 13, 2011 Author Share Posted October 13, 2011 Granted, but it's because Ishtar gets you some warm milk and sings you a lullaby while stroking your head. Granted but you spend it all on YGO cards and get nothing good. ;/ My stepdad would slap me if I did that. :\ I wish Tinny would get me some warm milk and sing me a lullaby while stroking my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Granted, the milk's too hot, the lullaby's cacophonic and she pulls out your hair. I wish I still hated Lena. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 14, 2011 Author Share Posted October 14, 2011 Granted, but in order to do so, you have to fight a lot of scary bosses and ultimately it's not worth it. I wish that the people on my (enemies) list weren't such jackasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Granted, now they really jackasses. I wish I could reshape the world with my own ideals just like in Nocturne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 14, 2011 Author Share Posted October 14, 2011 Granted but it snaps back to what it was 2 days later. I wish that the next item I get in TF2 is the El Jefe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 >:( Granted but you lose it after a week. I wish Alice didn't want me to die for her. :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 14, 2011 Author Share Posted October 14, 2011 Granted. She just wants you to die. I wish I wasn't a lonely schmuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Granted but now you have to eat your least favorite food once a day. I wish I had a pasaran plushie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 14, 2011 Author Share Posted October 14, 2011 Granted, but it explodes and breaks your Flandre figurine and you can't afford to replace it. Granted but now you have to eat your least favorite food once a day. *already does that* I wish I could eat pizza, sushi, cake, and ice cream a lot more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 granted, but it is all crap flavored. I wish for an angry monkey to destroy my enemies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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