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Nightmare was always a remarkably average boring kid. His grades were all B's and C's, he was of medium height, and he had a group of close friends like any other guy.

...But who the fuck cares about Nightmare? This story is about him and his friends.

(Nightmare's house)

(Nightmare playing KoF with Knife)

Knife: Ha! You got pwned again!

Nightmare: Good game, good game.

Knife: ... Yeah. You sure are a lot of fun... Let's go call up Cym, Des, and maybe some others.

Nightmare: Alright.

(Cym and Des show up)

CymDes: Hey guys!

Knife: Hey! Now it's time to get get this party started right!

Nightmare: Yeah. Wait... I didn't agree to a party... Hey, put that keg away Knife!

Knife: Come one, live a little.

Nightmare: But... but... okay...

(More SF users start coming in)

Nightmare: How many people did you call Knife?

Knife: I think about half of the whole forest.

Nightmare: WTF Knife, I thought you were just calling Cym and Des. Hey you! Stop urinating there!

Knife: Chill Nightmare! Aren't you excited for this party?

Nightmare: I suppose that's one way of putting it...

(A loud scream is heard. A large crowd gathers around a bloody body)

Nightmare: Hey! What's going on over here?!

Death: I hit him in the head with a pole. We were having an argument on the internet.

Knife: Fool! Arguing on the internet is like arguing with a goat!

(Loud sirens sound from a distance. SF admins show up)

Jyosua: Hey! What's going on here! Just cause I'm your boss doesn't mean you should invite me to your famous parties Nightmare!

Nightmare: Sorry about that Jyosua, things happened so fast.

Jyosua: Why is there a body on the floor?

Nightmare: Death got into a flame war him.

Jyosua: And why didn't you stop him Nightmare? This was your party!

(Jyosua swings banhammer on Death)

Jyosua: You are in so much trouble for allowing this to happen Nightmare!

Nightmare: This was all Knife's fault! He called all these people without telling me.

Knife: You had a great time though, right Nightmare?

Nightmare: Screw you.

Moral of the story: Don't be like Nightmare. Don't be a pushover.

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Nightmare was always a remarkably average boring kid. His grades were all B's and C's, he was of medium height, and he had a group of close friends like any other guy.

...But who the fuck cares about Nightmare? This story is about him and his friends.

(Nightmare's house)

(Nightmare playing KoF with Knife)

Knife: Ha! You got pwned again!

Nightmare: Good game, good game.

Knife: ... Yeah. You sure are a lot of fun... Let's go call up Cym, Des, and maybe some others.

Nightmare: Alright.

(Cym and Des show up)

CymDes: Hey guys!

Knife: Hey! Now it's time to get get this party started right!

Nightmare: Yeah. Wait... I didn't agree to a party... Hey, put that keg away Knife!

Knife: Come one, live a little.

Nightmare: But... but... okay...

(More SF users start coming in)

Nightmare: How many people did you call Knife?

Knife: I think about half of the whole forest.

Nightmare: WTF Knife, I thought you were just calling Cym and Des. Hey you! Stop urinating there!

Knife: Chill Nightmare! Aren't you excited for this party?

Nightmare: I suppose that's one way of putting it...

(A loud scream is heard. A large crowd gathers around a bloody body)

Nightmare: Hey! What's going on over here?!

Death: I hit him in the head with a pole. We were having an argument on the internet.

Knife: Fool! Arguing on the internet is like arguing with a goat!

(Loud sirens sound from a distance. SF admins show up)

Jyosua: Hey! What's going on here! Just cause I'm your boss doesn't mean you should invite me to your famous parties Nightmare!

Nightmare: Sorry about that Jyosua, things happened so fast.

Jyosua: Why is there a body on the floor?

Nightmare: Death got into a flame war him.

Jyosua: And why didn't you stop him Nightmare? This was your party!

(Jyosua swings banhammer on Death)

Jyosua: You are in so much trouble for allowing this to happen Nightmare!

Nightmare: This was all Knife's fault! He called all these people without telling me.

Knife: You had a great time though, right Nightmare?

Nightmare: Screw you.

Moral of the story: Don't be like Nightmare. Don't be a pushover.

HAHAHAHAHA

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