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*Cooks Ramen*

*Adds an Egg or two*

*Adds Lettuce*

*Adds shreds of chicken or duck meat*

*Adds olive or sesame oil.*

*Adds Basil or Rosemary*

*Waits for it to finish cooking*

Awesome shortcut to making noodles.

Cuz ramen by itself is disgusting.

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*Prepares ramen*

*Gets impatient for the water to boil*

*Throws ramen and powder in the now boiling water*

*Gets impatient for the ramen to break apart*

*Drains water and dumps teriyaki sauce on it*

*Gets impatient and just wants to eat*

*Profit*

Edited by Axefighter Maji
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*Go to gaming center with a multitude of computers*

*Buy 4 hours to rent a computer with a bunch of PC game*

*Gets off computer, buys ramen, and walks to the hot water machine*

*Hot water machine is not filled*

*"Excuse me, the hot water machine is out of water"*

*"k"*

*Walk back to desk*

*Realize you bought Shrimp ramen*

*Reaize you have no money for more food*

???

*Come back 1 month later and find out the guy STILL hasn't filled the hot water machine*

*Profit*

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I dont make cheap noodles, you see. I construct pastries and build quesadillas, and elaborate upon the best pasta your feeble brainkind has ever seen. do not test my cooking skill, for it art over 99.

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I dont make cheap noodles, you see. I construct pastries and build quesadillas, and elaborate upon the best pasta your feeble brainkind has ever seen. do not test my cooking skill, for it art over 99.

I can do actual cooking. This is just when I get lazy.

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I only make ramen when I wake up too late to actually cook breakfast or if I want to save time because I've got craploads of stuff to do. Usually my breakfast and lunch are the same everyday (cream cheese bagel with a glass of orange juice for breakfast and a sandwich for lunch), it's just dinner that changes depending on what I feel like eating

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-opens two packs of ramen-

-put into a pot of water-

-waits while it's cooking-

-drains water-

-add both packets of seasoning-

-eats-

Iunno, I use two packs. And the egg cooks while the ramen is cooking, eh? And I don't see how simply adding(unnecessary) things counts as culinary skill.

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Iunno, I use two packs. And the egg cooks while the ramen is cooking, eh? And I don't see how simply adding(unnecessary) things counts as culinary skill.

Its what I do when I'm lazy. It takes culinary skill to do that much during laziness periods.

And it takes a tiny bit of skill to make ramen good.

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Its what I do when I'm lazy. It takes culinary skill to do that much during laziness periods.

And it takes a tiny bit of skill to make ramen good.

I'm... Not... Really... Buying... It...

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I boil the water.

I add an egg.

I stir the egg so that it it spreads throughout the water.

If I have any: Put in tuna.

I put in the instant noodles and cook normally.

Drain.

Put in packet seasoning.

This makes it so that most every bite has a bit of egg in it.

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