Vanguard 1 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 How to play Brawl like a [Wo]Man What is Womanly? Before I teach you how to play Brawl like a woman, it's important to make one distinction: Playing like a woman has actually nothing to do with being a woman. That's right. There's nothing to do with the dangling parts you may or may not have. Some of the womanliest people I know...are actually men. Why would anyone in their right mind want to play like a woman. They lay their controller on a table and push a button every five seconds, and they think they are having fun. They laugh when they get a point or win a level. They are even happy if they lose. This is a philosophy mankind needs: how to laugh at everything. If we are going to do this, we have to start somewhere, why not the greatest gaming franchise EVER! However, playing like a women takes discipline The 12 Rules Self Destruction- Its fun - In all cases, dying by tilting in the wrong direction is fun. ALWAYS Womanliness before victory -Heck, if you play like a woman, you will forget what victory is Spam -Hit A for five minutes. Remember, this is fun. Range over melee -You don't want to rip your dress, beat people up at a distance. In all cases, get someone else to do it Follow the rules -A real woman makes no excuse for being a woman. When you lose a fight like a woman, you lose. You do lose BECAUSE of fighting like a woman. Hit the hog -Motorcycles are very dangerous. Destroy the bike before Wario can get in an accident Copy -Copy the best players. They know what they are doing Captain Falcon CF is too manly. Besides, Falcon Punch was overrated, right? Tier List Elite Four Marth ZS Samus Peach Zelda Shiek Womanly Kirby Jigglypuff Ness Lucus Yoshi Fox Olimar Ice Climbers Pit Toon Link Almost Womanly Sonic Squirtle Charizard Rob Dedede Manly Ganondorf Ike Bowser DK Diddy Falco Ivysaur Lucario Luigi Mario Mr Game and Watch Wolf MK Link Snake Wario Disgrace to Real Women Everywhere Captain Falcon (I think I got everyone) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 why do you think no one posted on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Pikachu you forgot unless I wasn't looking carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 (edited) Playing Brawl like a woman is fun if you don't like Brawl as, as best as I can tell, Nintendo meant it to be played. But if you like Brawl, PLAY LIKE A MAN GODDAMNIT! Edited July 17, 2011 by Loki Laufeyjarson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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