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So once again, I just ALMOST stabbed out one of my eyes.


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I tripped and fell when getting a bottle of water, hand tried to grab something, pulled a tack out of the wall, it landed upwards, and I stopped myself falling with my other arm. The tack was like, literally in front of my eye.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK DOES NATURE HAVE AGAINST ME SEEING?

WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT HAPPENING?

I mean.

Theres a tiny chance of tripping (Unless you are counting in smash bros brawl), A smaller chance of a tack being nearby, a tiny chance of you accidentally pulling it out when you need support, a really tiny chance it lands upwards, and a super tiny chance of it landing right where your eye will be when you fall...

I wouldn't have a problem with my luck if this was the lottery, but, with bad things....just.... ;^;

And before anyone asks, it was my right eye...

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I need luck to improve my luck growth.

I have a big fat zero in both.

Apparently anyways....

And yeah, I think I'ma make Nu13's Eyepatch next time I am bored, have free time, and have black and red fabric.

Just in case one of my accidents actually takes out an eye.

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Double eyepatches are only reserved for the most men of men

...The most men of men?

So, how do you become the most men of men? Does it require an abnormally large number of testicles or something?

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So that would make the new main character of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure twice as manly as everyone else, since he's got two pairs of balls.

OMG. Is he a human being? Finally a human being who represents an evolution to the point of being able to combat the Krogan.I've been waiting for that evolution to occur ever since Mass Effect, normally these thigns are supposed to take thousands of years but I guess I'm not going to complain.

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OMG. Is he a human being? Finally a human being who represents an evolution to the point of being able to combat the Krogan.I've been waiting for that evolution to occur ever since Mass Effect, normally these thigns are supposed to take thousands of years but I guess I'm not going to complain.

He's human.

He also spontaneously produces more balls from his body that should they come in contact with a man, they'll cause said man's eyes to pop like balloons, blinding him.

Yes, that's right. He blinds with sheer manliness.

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He's human.

He also spontaneously produces more balls from his body that should they come in contact with a man, they'll cause said man's eyes to pop like balloons, blinding him.

Yes, that's right. He blinds with sheer manliness.

Ah. Well now I know how humanity is going to survive Mass Effect 3. Him.

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