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Okay here's a mixture episode

*Team Bianchi's base*

Lyle: So this is the rookie

Des: I never expected it to be who it was

Cymbeline: Same here, I'm going to look at the grass.

Desdemona: Sweet I'm going to come with you

*Leaves*

Songbird: Hi everyone

MaSu: Go home

Songbird: But I thought you would be happy to see me

MaSu: I would have been more happy to see you after this war

Lyle: What war, it's just two groups of bumbling idiot's that shoot at each other and can't shoot.

Bianchi: It's better to have more troops for this vital operation in this wasteland

MaSu: Sure, not like this part of the universe is important

Bianchi: Of course, now MaSu, go run girly laps while I shoot at you in the back

MaSu: You have got to be kidding me *looks at horizon*, shit, everyone hide.

Bianchi: why it's not like they are going to get hit by my bullet's going thru your body

MaSu: It's not that, it's a TANK

*everyone looks outside to see that half of Raven's team is with Hika who is in the tank*

Desdemona: I hate to agree with MaSu here Bianchi, but HIDE!!

MaSu: EVERYONE GET DOWN

Bianchi: No, Lyle and MaSu will launch a counter offensive against the tank, you two will get in one of the jeep's and shoot at the tank

MaSu: I'm going to fuckin die,

Songbird: Have fun dying brother

Lyle: Great I'm going to die as well

*they get in the jeep*

*team Raven's group*

Raven: So me, you, and Hika, has launched a direct offensive with the tank while Serene, and Kilvas will go in the back at take out the sargent

CGV: So then we can take their porn

Raven: Is that all you think about

Hika: I say that CGV likes girl's that are slut's

CGV: You did it now

Raven: *pissed off* ROOKIE, DON'T CALL MY GIRLFRIEND A SLUT, OH I SWEAR YOUR ASS IS GOING TO GET KILLED

Hika: Calm down, *looks on horizon, guys they sent out their jeep.

Raven: Oh geez we have a tank, shoot at them.

Hika: *initiate target auto lock* Okay *shoot's round at jeep, it doesn't blow up*, What the fuck

Raven and CGV: How is that physically possible

Hika: I don't know but the two in it are running back

CGV: Good let's continue, *the tank continues to fire at the jeep*, make it stop.

Hika: Okay *auto lock turns off*

*back side of Bianchi's base*

Serene: I think they'll expect an attack from the rear so let's head in thru the front

Kilvas: Okay

*they reach the other side of the base*

Tank: Target locked on

Hika: Oh that isn't a target that's Serene and Kilvas

Raven: Ah Hika what's going on

Tank: Auto firing

Hika: NO, DON'T FIRE YOU STUPID TANK LADY

*fires round, and hit's Serene and Kilvas*

Both: SON OF A BITCH

Hika: Oh you have got to be fuckin kidding me

CGV: Let's return back to base

*Bianchi's team*

Lyle: He got hurt really bad

Bianchi: Shit, let's work on that experiment that we have been wanting to use.

Lyle: whose going to be the donor *get's knocked out*

Songbird: guess you are

HAHAHAH! That was funny (even if princess did get hurt) but nice chapter!

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Wow, Des and I are boring. Is that how you really feel about us, Serene?

Kind of?

No I'm just kidding. You guys are... nice though. Just really mature.

You know how many times I had to edit that to make it sound unoffending?

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Kind of?

No I'm just kidding. You guys are... nice though. Just really mature.

You know how many times I had to edit that to make it sound unoffending?

You. . . really think we're boring?

. . . :lol:

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Wow, Des and I are boring. Is that how you really feel about us, Serene?

No I just don't have an idea for you guys yet, so right now, I should have on next ep

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Kind of?

No I'm just kidding. You guys are... nice though. Just really mature.

You know how many times I had to edit that to make it sound unoffending?

He speaks the truth. I think you will act the same in my story even after the crystal's poison is extracted. :P

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He speaks the truth. I think you will act the same in my story even after the crystal's poison is extracted. :P

=/ Ok. . .

No no no, I think you're funny.

Carlos Mencia funny.

. . . I can't tell if you're being saracastic or not. :lol:

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Alright here's a team Raven ep (cause they got hit the hardest last EP)

*Back at the base*

Raven: Shit, THANKS A LOT HIKA, NOW WERE DOWN TWO MEN

CGV: SERIOUSLY DUDE like an ASL

Raven: ASL, what the hell

CGV: Don't ask

Hika: Morel like don't tell

CGV: ROOKIE SHUT UP ALREADY BEFORE I SHIP YOU BACK TO EARTH IN A BODY BAG

Raven: Calm down CGV, I have a solution to this problem *get's on radio*, come in command, come in, this is Raven, from Deathvalley outpost can you ready me hello

Knife: Hey, it's the men at Death, what's up you guys

Raven: Well were in a situation here, were kinda fucked up here, and we need men.

Knife: :blink: ah dude that was wrong.

Raven: What I meant is solider's

Knife: Oh okay, well we have two solutions for you, one is we could have the nearest troops on our side here in 16 days

Hika: What 16 day's, that's almost 2 weeks

Knife: Oh we could hire the nearby mercenary and have them here in a matter of minutes

Raven: Yeah that second option looks very good, so I'll go with that option

Knife: Alright we'll have the nearest merc over in half an hour

Hika: What's a mercenary

Raven: It's someone who isn't on our side or Bianchi's side, and works for which ever side pay's the most cash

Hika: So like a freelancer

CGV: No like your mother when the rent's due

*Everyone but Hika laughs*

Raven: Good one, now we just have to wait

*half an hour later*

Merc: So you lost two men and now you need my help to win this fight *starts shooting at wall*

Raven: Yes, ah merc, we don't want any of our men being used as target practice

*merc is firing at Hika, bullet holes all around the wall near him

Hika: I'm scared

Raven: Wait a minute, I've heard that voice before, is that you Fox

Fox: Raven, were the fuck have you been

Raven: Here

Fox: Oh

CGV: Who the hell is she

Raven: My girlfriend Fox

CGV: wait Fox you said

Fox: Yes CGV, it's me

CGV: Oh god, that mean's that Raven's girlfriend was you sis

Fox: Yes

Raven: Oh and CGV, you know that pic I showed you before Hika came

CGV: Yes

Raven: That was a pic of your sister

CGV: *screams* AHHHHHHHH I LOOKED AT A PRONO PIC OF MY SISTER, NOW I'M GOING TO NEED TO GET THAT OUT OF MY HEAD

Fox: Which one did you show him

Raven: The one with the helmet on

CGV: ONE, THERE WAS MORE *bangs head on wall*

Raven: Cheer up CGV, at least you could burrow porn from MaSu

CGV: It's probably the same thing

Fox: Probably

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CGV: Oh god, that mean's that Raven's girlfriend was you sis

Fox: Yes

Raven: Oh and CGV, you know that pic I showed you before Hika came

CGV: Yes

Raven: That was a pic of your sister

CGV: *screams* AHHHHHHHH I LOOKED AT A PRONO PIC OF MY SISTER, NOW I'M GOING TO NEED TO GET THAT OUT OF MY HEAD

Fox: Which one did you show him

Raven: The one with the helmet on

CGV: ONE, THERE WAS MORE *bangs head on wall*

Raven: Cheer up CGV, at least you could burrow porn from MaSu

CGV: It's probably the same thing

Fox: Probably

LOL WTF!? Poor raven! Nice chapter!

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I think Lyle or Fireman is more prone to have porn of Fox before I am.

Yeah but Lyle is the kiss ass, and Fireman hasn't been in yet so your the likely canidate

I wonder how Fox will react

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Yeah but Lyle is the kiss ass, and Fireman hasn't been in yet so your the likely canidate

I wonder how Fox will react

After 2 nights ago she wont be that surprised or mad.

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