Knife Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Nice.[/unproductive comment] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Okay here's a mixture episode*Team Bianchi's base* Lyle: So this is the rookie Des: I never expected it to be who it was Cymbeline: Same here, I'm going to look at the grass. Desdemona: Sweet I'm going to come with you *Leaves* Songbird: Hi everyone MaSu: Go home Songbird: But I thought you would be happy to see me MaSu: I would have been more happy to see you after this war Lyle: What war, it's just two groups of bumbling idiot's that shoot at each other and can't shoot. Bianchi: It's better to have more troops for this vital operation in this wasteland MaSu: Sure, not like this part of the universe is important Bianchi: Of course, now MaSu, go run girly laps while I shoot at you in the back MaSu: You have got to be kidding me *looks at horizon*, shit, everyone hide. Bianchi: why it's not like they are going to get hit by my bullet's going thru your body MaSu: It's not that, it's a TANK *everyone looks outside to see that half of Raven's team is with Hika who is in the tank* Desdemona: I hate to agree with MaSu here Bianchi, but HIDE!! MaSu: EVERYONE GET DOWN Bianchi: No, Lyle and MaSu will launch a counter offensive against the tank, you two will get in one of the jeep's and shoot at the tank MaSu: I'm going to fuckin die, Songbird: Have fun dying brother Lyle: Great I'm going to die as well *they get in the jeep* *team Raven's group* Raven: So me, you, and Hika, has launched a direct offensive with the tank while Serene, and Kilvas will go in the back at take out the sargent CGV: So then we can take their porn Raven: Is that all you think about Hika: I say that CGV likes girl's that are slut's CGV: You did it now Raven: *pissed off* ROOKIE, DON'T CALL MY GIRLFRIEND A SLUT, OH I SWEAR YOUR ASS IS GOING TO GET KILLED Hika: Calm down, *looks on horizon, guys they sent out their jeep. Raven: Oh geez we have a tank, shoot at them. Hika: *initiate target auto lock* Okay *shoot's round at jeep, it doesn't blow up*, What the fuck Raven and CGV: How is that physically possible Hika: I don't know but the two in it are running back CGV: Good let's continue, *the tank continues to fire at the jeep*, make it stop. Hika: Okay *auto lock turns off* *back side of Bianchi's base* Serene: I think they'll expect an attack from the rear so let's head in thru the front Kilvas: Okay *they reach the other side of the base* Tank: Target locked on Hika: Oh that isn't a target that's Serene and Kilvas Raven: Ah Hika what's going on Tank: Auto firing Hika: NO, DON'T FIRE YOU STUPID TANK LADY *fires round, and hit's Serene and Kilvas* Both: SON OF A BITCH Hika: Oh you have got to be fuckin kidding me CGV: Let's return back to base *Bianchi's team* Lyle: He got hurt really bad Bianchi: Shit, let's work on that experiment that we have been wanting to use. Lyle: whose going to be the donor *get's knocked out* Songbird: guess you are HAHAHAH! That was funny (even if princess did get hurt) but nice chapter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymbeline Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Wow, Des and I are boring. Is that how you really feel about us, Serene? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 (edited) Wow, Des and I are boring. Is that how you really feel about us, Serene? Kind of? No I'm just kidding. You guys are... nice though. Just really mature. You know how many times I had to edit that to make it sound unoffending? Edited July 13, 2008 by Knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymbeline Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Kind of?No I'm just kidding. You guys are... nice though. Just really mature. You know how many times I had to edit that to make it sound unoffending? You. . . really think we're boring? . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted July 13, 2008 Author Share Posted July 13, 2008 Wow, Des and I are boring. Is that how you really feel about us, Serene? No I just don't have an idea for you guys yet, so right now, I should have on next ep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymbeline Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 No I just don't have an idea for you guys yet, so right now, I should have on next ep Ok. I'm wondering what that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Kind of?No I'm just kidding. You guys are... nice though. Just really mature. You know how many times I had to edit that to make it sound unoffending? He speaks the truth. I think you will act the same in my story even after the crystal's poison is extracted. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 You. . . really think we're boring? . . . No no no, I think you're funny. Carlos Mencia funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymbeline Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 He speaks the truth. I think you will act the same in my story even after the crystal's poison is extracted. :P =/ Ok. . . No no no, I think you're funny.Carlos Mencia funny. . . . I can't tell if you're being saracastic or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desdemona Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Yay, new chapter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted July 13, 2008 Author Share Posted July 13, 2008 I should have a new chapter either later tonight, or tomorrow (probably tomorrow thanks to Smart's Chat uno Party) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 Alright here's a team Raven ep (cause they got hit the hardest last EP) *Back at the base* Raven: Shit, THANKS A LOT HIKA, NOW WERE DOWN TWO MEN CGV: SERIOUSLY DUDE like an ASL Raven: ASL, what the hell CGV: Don't ask Hika: Morel like don't tell CGV: ROOKIE SHUT UP ALREADY BEFORE I SHIP YOU BACK TO EARTH IN A BODY BAG Raven: Calm down CGV, I have a solution to this problem *get's on radio*, come in command, come in, this is Raven, from Deathvalley outpost can you ready me hello Knife: Hey, it's the men at Death, what's up you guys Raven: Well were in a situation here, were kinda fucked up here, and we need men. Knife: ah dude that was wrong. Raven: What I meant is solider's Knife: Oh okay, well we have two solutions for you, one is we could have the nearest troops on our side here in 16 days Hika: What 16 day's, that's almost 2 weeks Knife: Oh we could hire the nearby mercenary and have them here in a matter of minutes Raven: Yeah that second option looks very good, so I'll go with that option Knife: Alright we'll have the nearest merc over in half an hour Hika: What's a mercenary Raven: It's someone who isn't on our side or Bianchi's side, and works for which ever side pay's the most cash Hika: So like a freelancer CGV: No like your mother when the rent's due *Everyone but Hika laughs* Raven: Good one, now we just have to wait *half an hour later* Merc: So you lost two men and now you need my help to win this fight *starts shooting at wall* Raven: Yes, ah merc, we don't want any of our men being used as target practice *merc is firing at Hika, bullet holes all around the wall near him Hika: I'm scared Raven: Wait a minute, I've heard that voice before, is that you Fox Fox: Raven, were the fuck have you been Raven: Here Fox: Oh CGV: Who the hell is she Raven: My girlfriend Fox CGV: wait Fox you said Fox: Yes CGV, it's me CGV: Oh god, that mean's that Raven's girlfriend was you sis Fox: Yes Raven: Oh and CGV, you know that pic I showed you before Hika came CGV: Yes Raven: That was a pic of your sister CGV: *screams* AHHHHHHHH I LOOKED AT A PRONO PIC OF MY SISTER, NOW I'M GOING TO NEED TO GET THAT OUT OF MY HEAD Fox: Which one did you show him Raven: The one with the helmet on CGV: ONE, THERE WAS MORE *bangs head on wall* Raven: Cheer up CGV, at least you could burrow porn from MaSu CGV: It's probably the same thing Fox: Probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 CGV: Oh god, that mean's that Raven's girlfriend was you sisFox: Yes Raven: Oh and CGV, you know that pic I showed you before Hika came CGV: Yes Raven: That was a pic of your sister CGV: *screams* AHHHHHHHH I LOOKED AT A PRONO PIC OF MY SISTER, NOW I'M GOING TO NEED TO GET THAT OUT OF MY HEAD Fox: Which one did you show him Raven: The one with the helmet on CGV: ONE, THERE WAS MORE *bangs head on wall* Raven: Cheer up CGV, at least you could burrow porn from MaSu CGV: It's probably the same thing Fox: Probably LOL WTF!? Poor raven! Nice chapter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 LOL WTF!? Poor raven! Nice chapter! It was the only thing I could think of that made some sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 It was the only thing I could think of that made some sense I think Lyle or Fireman is more prone to have porn of Fox before I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 (edited) I think Lyle or Fireman is more prone to have porn of Fox before I am. Yeah but Lyle is the kiss ass, and Fireman hasn't been in yet so your the likely canidate I wonder how Fox will react Edited July 14, 2008 by Serene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Lol, incest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 Lol, incest. So I'm guessing that you liked that. Also there should be an update later tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Yeah but Lyle is the kiss ass, and Fireman hasn't been in yet so your the likely canidateI wonder how Fox will react After 2 nights ago she wont be that surprised or mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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