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So I'm thinking of writing something for a sitcom spinoff, that is funny, since all I write is action and violence. I'll probably start this either tonight or tomorrow (definitally tomorrow)

I will still work on my other story, this is just something to use so I have a good place to release my jokes.

If anyone would like to help me write this thing, let me know after I make a couple episodes.

This will be somewhat incorrect wtih the Sitcom

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sure i'll throw in a few chapters. but you start it.

It's only so that you guys get an idea on what direction I'm heading with the story

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So how is this different from the sitcom? Why not just write in that?

Because

A. I wanted to do something far different from the sitcom and be funny

B. Because the Sitcom already has a set, storyline, plot, and line on whose good or evil (or just plain dumbass). I wanted to make my own storyline, sides, and setting

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Yeah I say write in the sitcom itself...if it's not too different...

EDIT: Nevermind.

It's going to be completely different, on many level's. I still plan on using action just it's going to be for comic relief, (in other words it's going to be funny)

and all the things I have listed before

Edit: Sorry I didn't notice the edit till after this

Edit: I'm also going to chose the sides by ideas but I already know the two leader's

Leader number 1: Raven

Leader number 2: Bianchi

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The reason why I asked for help is because

A. I get uninspired sometimes

B. It's a long ass idea

List of people interested in writing for this:

MaSu

CGV

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Alright here's the first part, I'm going to introduce Bianchi's team first

*On a plain large and wide enough to the point where you can't kill with the sniper rifle on your base*

*Bianchi's team base*

Lyle: Hey MaSu *Masu looks* you ever wonder why were are here

MaSu: I don't know, it could have been any that brought us here, like genetic evelution or just plain stupidity. But it keeps me up at night.

Lyle: Uhh, I meant why are we out in the sunlight when we could be in the shade

MaSu: Oh

Lyle: What was all the stuff about religion anyways

MaSu: Just forget it

Bianchi: Hey dirtbag's come down here

Lyle: Fuck, yes ma'am

*up on a ridge, Raven and CGV are talking, Raven has a sniper rifle*

CGV: What are they doing

Raven: If you ask me that one more time, there's going to be a need for a medic

CGV: No what are they talking about

Raven: I don't know, probably porn

CGV: But I thought that only you had any porn in this wasteland

Raven: We don't know about the enemy, and besides I don't think they would be anyway's, the leader is a female

CGV: Yeah, that means that at least they can get some

Raven: :blink: ah I don't think that they would be hitting on their commanding officer

CGV: good point, let's head back

*back at Bianchi's base*

MaSu: So what you call us down here for

Bianchi: Desdemona, Cymbeline, bring in the new jeep's I designed

*Desdemona, and Cymbeline, come out of nowhere and reveal two shitty ass jeeps with a mounted chain gun*

Bianchi: Gentlemen, *directed at Lyle and MaSu* I would like to introduce the Screaming Eagle

Lyle: Why Eagle ma'am

Bianchi: Because it has a nice ring to it

MaSu: No why Eagle, it should be called the shit moblie

Bianchi: How about we call in the MaSu mobile instead

*Everyone but MaSu starts to chuckle*

Lyle: Excellent comback ma'am

MaSu: *under his breath* kissass

Cymbeline: There's only five of us yet there's space for six

Desdemona: Great, I know what's coming

Bianchi: I've seen it fit to increase the number of soliders for our side, at barren wasteland outpost number five

MaSu: Shit that mean's were getting a rookie

Bianchi: Yes, they should be here in about a week

Lyle: Okay, is that everything

Bianchi: No *grabs shotgun* MaSu drop and give 20 in 1 minute before I shoot you

*MaSu does 18 in a minute*

Bianchi: Too slow *shoot's MaSu in back*

MaSu: Ow

Bianchi: Don't worry you get new blood, all you need to do is drink some orange juice. Dismissed everyone

*End of part 1*

Next part will introduce team Raven

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Thanks guys, I'll have the next part up later tonight. I think.

if you do add team raven's part tonight then i'll add another team bianchi part.

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Alright I feel better so here's the next part

*Team Raven's base*

Raven: Seriously when is that rookie going to arrive

CGV: Yeah I know, while we wait, hey Raven you got any porn.

Raven: *Sigh* Yes, *hands over porn* You know, I wouldn't be looking at this is my girlfriend was here

CGV: Yeah cause you'd do it with her in a heartbeat

Raven: Better than porn

*Serene and Kilvas walk in on Raven and CGV's conversation*

Kilvas: :blink: bad timing

Serene: really bad timing *slaps CGV* stop looking at Raven's porn, go ask Bianchi's team for some

CGV: But they're the enemy

Kilvas: Like they'd shoot at us. Their as bad as we are

Raven: Okay Kilvas, cut the shit

CGV: Seriously Kilvas, it's pronounced Mar-gir-ine

Kilvas: *facepalm* I'm going back on lookout

Serene: I'm going to go for a walk

*Serene walks 50 steps and get's shot*

Serene: SON OF A BITCH WHO SHOT ME!

CGV, Raven, and Kilvas: AH SHIT!

*Five minute's later it turns out it's the new rookie*

CGV: great just what we need a dumbass

Hika: I'm not a dumbass, I'm just thought he was the enemy

Kilvas: Next time read the color of the armor before you randomly fire your gun

Serene: Ah don't worry I'd probably get unlucky and the bullet would actually hit me even if it missed

Raven: Did the ride come with you

Hika: Yes *a tank pop's behind them*

CGV: We can't get chick's in a tank

Raven: You are worried about chick's at a time like this!?

CGV: I'm just saying it looks like we can't get chick's with this thing

Kilvas: *Facepalm*

Raven: Seriously CGV cut the shit, it's getting on my nerves

CGV: Okay

Hika: So what am I suposed to do now

Serene: Your job is to come here so I CAN WEDGE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SHIT FOR FIVE YEARS.

Kilvas: Calm down Serene

Serene: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN I AM CALM

Raven: Alrighty then. CGV get in the tank

CGV: what are you looking at me for I ain't armor certified

Raven: Kilvas, Serene, New guy

*all say no*

Raven: Holy shit whose running this army. They give us a tank we can't use

CGV: Well at least they give us free porn

Raven: Oh shut up

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Okay here's a mixture episode

*Team Bianchi's base*

Lyle: So this is the rookie

Des: I never expected it to be who it was

Cymbeline: Same here, I'm going to look at the grass.

Desdemona: Sweet I'm going to come with you

*Leaves*

Songbird: Hi everyone

MaSu: Go home

Songbird: But I thought you would be happy to see me

MaSu: I would have been more happy to see you after this war

Lyle: What war, it's just two groups of bumbling idiot's that shoot at each other and can't shoot.

Bianchi: It's better to have more troops for this vital operation in this wasteland

MaSu: Sure, not like this part of the universe is important

Bianchi: Of course, now MaSu, go run girly laps while I shoot at you in the back

MaSu: You have got to be kidding me *looks at horizon*, shit, everyone hide.

Bianchi: why it's not like they are going to get hit by my bullet's going thru your body

MaSu: It's not that, it's a TANK

*everyone looks outside to see that half of Raven's team is with Hika who is in the tank*

Desdemona: I hate to agree with MaSu here Bianchi, but HIDE!!

MaSu: EVERYONE GET DOWN

Bianchi: No, Lyle and MaSu will launch a counter offensive against the tank, you two will get in one of the jeep's and shoot at the tank

MaSu: I'm going to fuckin die,

Songbird: Have fun dying brother

Lyle: Great I'm going to die as well

*they get in the jeep*

*team Raven's group*

Raven: So me, you, and Hika, has launched a direct offensive with the tank while Serene, and Kilvas will go in the back at take out the sargent

CGV: So then we can take their porn

Raven: Is that all you think about

Hika: I say that CGV likes girl's that are slut's

CGV: You did it now

Raven: *pissed off* ROOKIE, DON'T CALL MY GIRLFRIEND A SLUT, OH I SWEAR YOUR ASS IS GOING TO GET KILLED

Hika: Calm down, *looks on horizon, guys they sent out their jeep.

Raven: Oh geez we have a tank, shoot at them.

Hika: *initiate target auto lock* Okay *shoot's round at jeep, it doesn't blow up*, What the fuck

Raven and CGV: How is that physically possible

Hika: I don't know but the two in it are running back

CGV: Good let's continue, *the tank continues to fire at the jeep*, make it stop.

Hika: Okay *auto lock turns off*

*back side of Bianchi's base*

Serene: I think they'll expect an attack from the rear so let's head in thru the front

Kilvas: Okay

*they reach the other side of the base*

Tank: Target locked on

Hika: Oh that isn't a target that's Serene and Kilvas

Raven: Ah Hika what's going on

Tank: Auto firing

Hika: NO, DON'T FIRE YOU STUPID TANK LADY

*fires round, and hit's Serene and Kilvas*

Both: SON OF A BITCH

Hika: Oh you have got to be fuckin kidding me

CGV: Let's return back to base

*Bianchi's team*

Lyle: He got hurt really bad

Bianchi: Shit, let's work on that experiment that we have been wanting to use.

Lyle: whose going to be the donor *get's knocked out*

Songbird: guess you are

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