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Emerald, teach me how to Mario Kart.

And to Pokemon.

The Mario Kart thing requires practice and having your hands on the controller and not around your phallus. It also requires you to not cry about getting hit with stuff.

The Pokemon bit requires you to know your team and play enough to predict stuff. Feels good when your opponent switches to a water type on Chandelure only to get an Energy Ball to the face.

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The Mario Kart thing requires practice and having your hands on the controller and not around your phallus. It also requires you to not cry about getting hit with stuff.

Excuse me I need to go laugh my ass off while practicing my jazz hands.

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believe it or not, that's an attack

I know, I love MegaMan games. In fact, that is a reference to his line 'shut up and fight!' which I think he says to Frost Walrus...dang it, I need to play X4 sometime, I have it but only my brother has played it (and used ultimate armor).

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I know, I love MegaMan games. In fact, that is a reference to his line 'shut up and fight!' which I think he says to Frost Walrus...dang it, I need to play X4 sometime, I have it but only my brother has played it (and used ultimate armor).

you gotta play x4 but more importantly x5!!

Control yourself then.

Pfft.

What a way to treat your crush.

lolol

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