Let's Suck at FE8

[Gone2Ground]

I'm full. No Jeigan-based antics for me.

Recording first chapter now.

[Gone2Ground]

Stupid Youtube signup...let's do this right! With Screenies!

LET'S ROLL!

...Oh jesus, zombie apocalypse? Someone call Ash.

...this is starting to sound a bit too much like the plot of Innistrad...hah, Wizards of the Coast could get sued.

What's a JRPG without some kind of crystal-plot-device, huh?

Okay, quick question: How? Where did they come from? Are they sentient? WHAT DO THEY DO?!

No answers. Of course. How silly of me.

What-vel?

Shame, I was hoping to have a game set in peacetime for once. Nope, hordes of darkness it is!

...oh, THAT'S what Magvel is! Looks like Australia.

...o...kay?

A bunch of rocks is NOT an accepted way to build a country! It is NOT!

'King', 'Warrior', 'Peerless', first country mentioned...yeah, he dies. Those are not four attributes you want in your introduction in a FE game.

It's got 'Empire' in it, they're the bad guys. Calling it now.

Someone proposed a less stupid name for the continent? Like Jugdral? Or Arachaneaoiwelrkjapola?

...how is an EMPIRE expanding its borders unexpected? I'm surprised it took this long!

If my beard was better than the guy's next door's, and he had a military, I'd be on my guard 24/7 for assassins.

He's on the box, he's fine.

Oooh, ominous.

That's totally not a plot device, I guess.

...well, I can safely say that you're not going to. Bye, Beard Guy Fado! We barely knew ye.

Hello one of the character's I'm allowed to use - oh god, you're like, ten. What is wrong with you, Japan?

"Especially if he looks like a stupid teenager playing pretend with daddy's horse."

...you're already scaring me ._.

What is with IS trying to make this sound medieval only 25% of the time? It's really disconcerting...

Moonstone? Meh, heard cooler titles.

"Badass Boast all rights reserved by The Doctor, circa 2009."

Or, y'know, just catch up to him with your higher move. But...okay, you're an idiot.

Wyvern rider! Higher move than you! Flies! KEEP RUNNING, IDIOT!

...does he even use a sword for the duration of this game? I thought he was Lance-Solo.

Not bad. You might see some use before the party fills out.

SWEET JEBUS.

How to beat prologues, step-by-step:

* Equip lord

* Find forest

* Hide

* Stabbity-stabbity.

"If I can actually get under 25% twice!"

...DEF is nice, but why do my lords always have shit STR?

Through the power of VIOLENCE! (All rights reserved by Elfen Leid)

No, it's a party-OF COURSE IT IS!

ohgod. I thought I'd had enough of creepy incest subplots with FE4, but NOPE.

Next time: Franz starts soloing stuff.

[Kon]

You might want to fix your screens 'cause they're really small. DX

Edited March 25, 2012 by Kon

[Gone2Ground]

Apologies for multiple post, but this went...surprisingly well. If someone could tell me how to increase screenie size, I shall go back and do so.

This really is easy!

Royalty? Check. Blue hair? Check. Light armor? Check. Hello Pegasus-Knight-Love-Interest.

Hell-o hot character trait!

BWHAHAHA look at his 'tache.

No, seriously, he looks like Wario. Yellow and crap mustache.

Offscreen - That Mercenary must have had the lowest LUK score on the planet. Who could possibly be worse?

*checks PMU list*

*Looks up characters*

*Reaches 's page*

OH, SON OF A-

Then why is she in the middle of nowhere?

Meh, maybe. That's a lot of guys, though.

Oh, reinforcements!

Meh, average. He might go far.

In the eternal words of Cee Lo Green - F*CK YOU, sir.

...ouch.

Sweet Flying Jesus Fish! You will go far!

Sword...same size as...horse? I hate JRPG logic.

SWEET FLYING JESUS FISH! ROLL THE HERCULES SOUNDTRACK!

Seth: Bosskiller Extreme.

...goodbye, hot character trait.

Yes, we get it, you've got a crush on him, SHUTUP.

...wait...where could she be hiding?

FIRE EMBLEM DRINKING GAME - PARENT DIED! TAKE A SHOT!

...okay. There's been worse plans, I guess.

...I'm...fairly sure Seth and Franz alone could deal with this.

Hello, Vanessa.

...Hello...DOCTOR MARIO?!

Hello Slowpoke.

You seem to have a terribly one-faceted character that I shall not enjoy reading your supports of. Maybe I'm wrong.

...that's got to be one of the most OBVIOUSLY EVIL names I have EVER READ.

It's an empire. It wants more places to be Empire over. I don't see how this is hard to understand.

**

Introducing the ever-lovable Counting Gags.

SHOTS TAKEN: One

FLYING JESUS FISH SPOTTED:

Franz: 2

Seth: 1

**

Next time: I get Ross, and Franz continues to do stuff.

[Venusaur]

Use IrfanView for your screenshots. There's a Capture option in the Options menu, use that and set it to take a picture of the foreground window's client area and send the images to a file in whatever folder. Then just press Ctrl + F11 whenever you want to take a screenshot, it's hassle-free! Just make sure that IrfanView's set up beforehand, of course.

Failing that, you can use VBA's built-in screenshot function, but IrfanView's usable for almost any program.

[Gone2Ground]

Ah, thank you good sir. I'll start using that for CH3 - CH2's already covered, but I'll artificially enlarge its on, like, Paint or something.

[Refa]

Ah, thank you good sir. I'll start using that for CH3 - CH2's already covered, but I'll artificially enlarge its on, like, Paint or something.

Or you could use IrfanView...

[Venusaur]

Ah, thank you good sir. I'll start using that for CH3 - CH2's already covered, but I'll artificially enlarge its on, like, Paint or something.

Like Refa said, just use IrfanView for this too: open the image, then resize it from the Image menu. No Paint needed!

[Gone2Ground]

WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF THIS PROGRAM BEFORE.

Resizing CH2 images - sneak peak: Ross' RNG hates me, and Franz stops spotting Flying Jesus Fish. Sheist.

[Gone2Ground]

"Shit happens" - Forrest Gump

Alas, my faithful Samsung NC-10, my companion of several years (And two different countries) has finally decided that enough is enough and collapsed.

There was fire.

No, seriously, I had to beat it out with my 4e Dungeon Master's Guide. There's scorch marks on the back of that thing. I had a minor burn over three of my fingers on my left hand. There was poisonous smoke in my bedroom that I had to vacate it for a day while it aired out. It wasn't fun.

Anyway, this happened like a week ago. I took the harddrive to a local Megabites (Computer Hardware specialist store), and the clerk looked at it and burst out laughing.

So, this LP's info? Lost forever.

My ability to communicate with you? Preserved by my Father passing down his iPad 2, and then running out to buy an iPad 3 while my mother was looking the other way in Fairview Shopping Mall outside the Apple store. Engineers and their gadgets...

Anyway, I could continue it in the future (I'm going to save the list of characters/supports you bastards gave me), but as for now I'm working on yet another runthrough of PoR/RD.

Hmmm...I see a compromise forming here...

http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=31702

Enjoy.

(Mods/Admins: I apologize for the doublepost and possible necro, but I did need to state that I was not going to be continuing this. I was going to edit a post, but then realized that no-one would notice it had changed. If one of you could lock the thread, actually, that would be appreciated.)