Gold Vanguard Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 (edited) I have learn that... -The less armor you have, the less damage you will take. -People in anime never lock doors,mostly when there takning a bath or a shower. -Yelling makes you stronger. -If a characters that wears glasses all the time takes them off they become 100% more attractive. -When fighting someone its ok to explain your attacks to the enemy. -When someone is charging up there attack stand there an watch in awww instead of dodging. -Rank means nothing. -Underdogs are everywhere. -Girls almost always have a defense role in battle. - 2/5 Girls that are more offense wine over the simplest things such as losing a fight or having someone they love injured. -Fanservice, its everywhere and in more ways than 1. -There is always a beach episode. Even when it has nothing to do with the story there will be a beach whether you like it or not. -Fighting for friends makes you stronger as well. -Band aids and a wet cloth can fix ANY injure. -Staying in the rain for to long will give you a high fever. -Losing is never a problem since 9/10 you will get a hidden power out of nowhere. -In school the main character ALWAYS has a seat next to the window. -Men have very long hair. -Parents are USELESS. -9/10 the parents are either dead,left,not even mention. -The father is always over protecting there daughter. -Hot moms. -Big women, never heard of them. -Big boobs, seen way to many. -People can take alot of physical abuse. -Nerds and wimps always have harems with hot women. -Triping and falling on someone and grabing there boobs is common and is some form of greeeting.(Hear that guys next time you see a girl trip and fall on her chest, its anime for "Hello"). -Swords are most usful than guns. -The good guy's guns never run out of ammo,unless there cornered or about to die.(Or get saved). -All old sensei are perverts. -how many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, but it takes 5 epsiodes. -Fights are drawn out with flasbacks and talking in the middle of battle. -I'm bigger than you so I must be weaker and slower and go down in one hit. -Pretty boys are often mistaken for girls. -It is my drean to become "Insert goal here" and your not going to stop me!!! -People on the sidelines explain everything we just saw in there minds. Goku:" Kamehamehaaaa!!! Gohan: Dad just used the Kamehameha(No shit). -Girls remeber promise they made with someone for years. -Guys can never tell when someone like them. -Guys forget EVERYTHING. -Main character:"Hah" you won't stand a chance after I use "that' attack. Other guy:"Oh no he's using "That" attack!!!" Us:" WTF is it!?!?!" -Everyone has a six pack. -SPIKEY HAIR!!!! Edited August 25, 2012 by Silver Mercenary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roosterofdoom Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 -how many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, but it takes 5 epsiodes. Lol'd so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 -how many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, but it takes 5 epsiodes. I'd say more like 13... and the joke may be old... but it's still glorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenkiforecast Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 You forgot one of the most important lessons: -You should never leave things in the fridge Also make sure you are getting a Beta player, not a VHS player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Starwind Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 This list is brilliant. Nice work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Vanguard Posted August 25, 2012 Author Share Posted August 25, 2012 This list is brilliant. Nice work. Thank you my good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 9/10 list, only because there has to be some things you left out. Glorious list though; many laughs were had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Party Moth Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Goodness, so true! This is both hilarious and depressing due to how accurate this is regarding anime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Tbh its not really unbelievable and its quite common for a dad to be over protective of their daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 -If a characters that wears glasses all the time takes them off they become 100% more attractive. This list is already objectively wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 This list is already objectively wrong. You are objectively wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Vanguard Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 9/10 list, only because there has to be some things you left out. Glorious list though; many laughs were had. Now that you mention it... -Power levels are bullshit. -My hair, its always been white. Why do you ask? -Gays characters are usally flat characters. -Lebsains are lurking in every corner. -Main character confess there feelings on the last epsiode. -Eveyone in anime has tasted the rainbow. -NO, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!! BUT HOW!! WHERE DID HE GET THIS POWER FROM!! HOW CAN THIS BE!!(Yo villian character, quit bitching and get back in the game). -Emo lone wolf. -Cat ears -Bunny ears. -People in anime can shoot laser, summon monsters,but yet they worry about not having a job. -GODDAMN GENDO POSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) OMG THE GENDO POSE Evangelion was revolutionary lol Also there seems to always be that flat-chested girl that everyone teases, usually about being flat-chested Edited August 28, 2012 by Helios Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Evangelion only made bad things happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Evangelion only made bad things happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 - 2/5 Girls that are more offense wine over the simplest things such as losing a fight or having someone they love injured. Should... Should that not be a problem for people? -If a characters that wears glasses all the time takes them off they become 100% more attractive. This theme always saddens me >: I like glasses. I'm glad Kyouya from Ouran never went that route. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Vanguard Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 Should... Should that not be a problem for people? This theme always saddens me >: I like glasses. I'm glad Kyouya from Ouran never went that route. Yes it is a problem. Many male characters in anime usually take a loss and move on with there lives. But no, anime women sulk about for it a few epsiodes until they learn themsleves are someone has to tell tem to get over it and do better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) Yes it is a problem. Many male characters in anime usually take a loss and move on with there lives. But no, anime women sulk about for it a few epsiodes until they learn themsleves are someone has to tell tem to get over it and do better. Hey, cool misogyny there bro. EDIT: Okay, that was borderline flamebait. Serious part of the question: am I supposed to take this any way other than "a friend getting hurt is a little thing and only a woman would have trouble with it"? I'm giving some benefit of the doubt. Edited August 28, 2012 by Mr. Sparkles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 So it's a problem when people don't take their loved ones getting injured well? I feel like I must be misunderstanding this somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Vanguard Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) So it's a problem when people don't take their loved ones getting injured well? I feel like I must be misunderstanding this somehow. I never said love ones getting injured as a bad thing. I mean like whenever they like lose a battle or trip and fall.They seem to be more "emotional" about it, and sure this can apply to both genders but it seems to happen more to girls in anime. And this is what I got from watching many animes,so don't blame me if this is 'inaccurate" to you. Edit:Sorry for getting a little bit offense near the end of the post. Edited August 29, 2012 by Gold Knight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I never said love ones getting injured as a bad thing. I mean like whenever they like lose a battle or trip and fall.They seem to be more "emotional" about it, and sure this can apply to both genders but it seems to happen more to girls in anime. And this is what I got from watching many animes,so don't blame me if this is 'inaccurate" to you. Edit:Sorry for getting a little bit offense near the end of the post. Mate, the original question wasn't entirely about animus. Your post Spectakitty responded to (and your follow-up for that matter) was rather less indicative that "this is a trend in my animus!" and rather more of a "what weak women characters getting all bent about a friend being hurt " I don't know if that was your intent, but that's how I saw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I never said love ones getting injured as a bad thing. I mean like whenever they like lose a battle or trip and fall.They seem to be more "emotional" about it, and sure this can apply to both genders but it seems to happen more to girls in anime. And this is what I got from watching many animes,so don't blame me if this is 'inaccurate" to you. Edit:Sorry for getting a little bit offense near the end of the post. I wasn't saying it was inaccurate. I was only saying you made it sound like it shouldn't be a problem to them when their friends get injured. That's seriously all I was picking at, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Vanguard Posted August 29, 2012 Author Share Posted August 29, 2012 Mate, the original question wasn't entirely about animus. Your post Spectakitty responded to (and your follow-up for that matter) was rather less indicative that "this is a trend in my animus!" and rather more of a "what weak women characters getting all bent about a friend being hurt " I don't know if that was your intent, but that's how I saw it. check again friend I hardly talked about weak women characters. If any only 1 or 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonBladeSniper Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Very awesome list. xD Someone could probably write a book with the clichés of anime/manga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Why is Integ trying to start shit about how people are portrayed in animu? Don't do it man. Just don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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