Maji Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) So, I was outside, reading in the front lawn because my room smelt like paint, right? Then, I look over, and what did I see? Well, my ghetto neighbour for one who has like a billion yappy dogs, and who once got a fine for burning trash in her backyard, but also her new boyfriend. A tall, muscular, tanned, very handsome Native American man, and it made me really sad. Twenty-three years on this planet, and I got married to a girl at day care when I was four, went on a fake date with my friend when I was in grade eight to scare some girls away, went to some guy's house/his grandma's basement in high school and decided to call my friend when I "went to the bathroom" to come pick me up because he went from a nice ACTUAL first date to a creepy "don't worry, no one will know", and I have yet to even go on a date with someone without having to plan for emergency helicopter lifts/other things yet. So, other than sadpaint my room (a dark blue) today, and ponder if I'm going to be a spinster later on with eighty-eight cats, that is what I did today, university in less than two weeks, yay! EDIT: And got kissed by a girl with bad breath in grade 5 who then moved to another town, and I never saw or heard from her again Edited August 26, 2012 by Maji Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 yeah but aren't you like twel-oh you're older than me. Okay then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maji Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 I know, I work with a bunch of high schoolers, and they all at one point asked me what high school I go to, eternal child looks! I also like to make delirious, sad love stories at 3am, I regret nothing.~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Such a cute little boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maji Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 Not going in your window blocked van though, despite the candy being offered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 such a sad place is the mind of a man with thoughts that run like valleys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Not going in your window blocked van though, despite the candy being offered My van would have windows because I hate not being able to see outside and I wouldn't offer candy to you, especially not for sexual favours. Do not flatter yourself little boy who is no longer cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maji Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 u got rly unpleasant rly fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Oh I'm the unpleasant one even though you have some weird fetish about being invited into a dark van by candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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