FE7 Playthrough - LHM + My First Time through HHM

[Jave]

Well, after only going a few times through FE7 I've decided to finally tackle what people call one of the hardest modes in the series. It's not a PMU run, or an LTC, just a casual first run. I'll just use whatever unit as I see fit.

Prologue

Here we go!

This is going to get old fast. AND I DON'T CARE.

Yup, already old.

Sure, I don't want any trouble.

Let's begin.

Great start.

Lyn why.

Pretty sure every possible Batta the Beast joke has been done at this point. Let's continue.

Victory for Lyn!

Also, remember how in my FE6 playthrough I said the first level up is an indication on how that playthrough will fare? Well, let's see here.

THANK YOU LYN

Done!

Not like I did anything, but I'm cool with that.

With a hot chick like you? FO' SHO!

[ZemZem]

THIS IS ELIBE, HOMIE. FO SHIZZLE.

(Following. FE7 runs are my favorite.)

[Peppy]

Well, This will be an interesting run.

[Jave]

Well, need to get LHM done fast since these maps are so short.

Chapter 1

Sup', Kitten?

Youse speaking slang? WELCOME ABOARD.

You get out.

Whaddya say?

Shit, it's Fred Flintstone.

Then help us out!

More bandits to take out.

Good thing they barely hit.

My new companions have to trade that sword to safely take out those bandits.

BASED LYN.

Yeah, not tonight.

Kent shows Boss who's Boss.

Or not.

Or maybe yes.

It's speed at least.

No problem, Sis!

Watch your mouth, Kent. There's kids watching.

Wha? No you didn't.

You have plenty choice but whateva.

Not really... it's not like we made any plans.

[Esme]

>Lyn

>hot

Well, I'm officially done with this thread. Bye-bye.

Just kidding! I'll keep a close eye on updates~

[Jave]

Chapter 2

So I can pimp mah ride.

Man's got a point.

Between "Sacrilege" and "Glass", both are terrible names.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

We have to take on MOAR BANDITS.

Nope!

Kent laughs at the weapon triangle.

Lyn pls

Sain doesn't care about the triangle either.

Weapon advantage says plenty.

Seriously, dude.

Kent steals the kill.

And his level up is slightly better.

It's not like anything important to the plot is going to happen.

Huzzah? We must be nearing the end of the game if I know my clichés.

Sure, why not.

Yeah, check that out, son.

Oh yeah, mandatory villain shot.

[Jave]

Chapter 3

Yeah, assholes... dunno who you're talking about but I agree.

What did I just say?

Hey look! A HORSEBOID!

Don't you mean HORSEBIR--

SHHH!! You want to be sued for copyright infringement?!

ANYWAY!

Oh, yeah. Let her in. She's a cute kitten. *sips coffee*

Yeah, like every map so far, where the hell have you been?

Same here, girl.

Let's give this a go.

Right off the bat, awesome.

Shin level up with a bonus, eh.

You are also a crappy unit. If your first level up sucks I bench you.

At least you can chip in.

And now it's HORSEBOID's turn to attack.

These guys are pathetic. Why do I even care.

MONEYZ!!

Really, really pathetic.

You need Strength and Speed. Come on, son.

Thanks for telling me the weapon advantage.

More chip in.

I guess we found the character that inspired Fluttershy.

Except this one can KILL.

And gets awesome level ups, too! *wipes tear*

Get a room.

No shit, I mean, just look at Kent and his GLORIOUS FACEPALM.

[Jave]

Chapter 4

Sain seems happy with that.

REALLY happy.

Yup. REALLY happy indeed.

Your husband join a brigade of bandits. We must stop him before loses his unique sprite.

More generic bandits!

He still has a portrait! We must get him back quick! He already lost his ability to stand out and talk!

Miss Obvious strikes again.

Just tank for a while and it's over.

Lyn pls

No problem for Sain.

I have no idea since my eyes are closed.

Abandon your troop of bandits so you can join ours and kill bandits!

By the way, in the previous map I said that if Wil's first level up is bad he's benched.

Yup.

Now this is nice.

Also nice.

Defense is appreciated.

I promise I'll stop sniffing paint.

BASED FLORINA

Yeah, run away, cowards!

Yeah. Get Speed or you're out.

So I'm doing the watching? That wasn't part of the deal!

[Kon]

Oh my, it looks like San and Lyn are going to try to support tonight if you know what I mean.

[Jave]

Chapter 5

These maps are really boring.

I hope so.

And tonight we dine on Turtle Soup.

Crap.

Totally not a spoiled brat.

So she can scream right into his ear.

Event battle go!

I love how Erk just wants to go home.

Yay we got a healer!

This is seriously the best Lyn ever.

Kent says Nope!

Sain doesn't even care.

HORSEBOID acrobatics.

A couple of Javelins for RANGE.

But you guys are pathetic.

Sain why.

Speed is nice I guess.

Toasty!

What a waste of death quote.

Sweet.

Sain is going to EAT YOU.

Sure thing.

Smart girl, she is.

Dorcas, give him some mouth to mouth!

[Jave]

Chapter 6

Hope there's candy. I love candy.

Those eyes just scream sarcasm.

Hey look! An event battle is going over there!

Lyn, sarcasm doesn't look good on you.

Okay, now you're just overreacting.

I can see my house from here.

So, thief.

So we got ourselves a lockpicker.

Erk takes the initiative.

Florina is there to help.

Only because you're forced in the map.

Cool.

jacknicholsonnod.gif

I know who's getting this.

Okay.

Good thing next map you're out.

That's nice.

Chip damage on that boss.

And that's that.

No! That's where I keep my porn!

That nose freaks me out.

But...?

You tell em', girl.

Yay!

OTP? We'll see...

Moneyz!

[ZemZem]

I'm heavily disappointed in Wil.

[Rapier]

That lordling looks so much like a middle-aged Shagaal, at least in my opinion. So, yeah, that jerkass attitude sure fits him.

[Jave]

Chapter 7

Ass.

Who's she?

Watch the language, Sain. Please.

Sure, why not. We were bored anyway.

Shoot, they got Ninjas. This kid must have leaked Wii U specs or something

Lyn is picking up on DA SLANG.

You're now seven years older.

Wait, a monk... ooops...

Finally we begin the map.

Lucius proves himself useful right away.

That's a weird level up for you.

By the way, I will try to go for 19xx legit. Nils will play that tune 60 times.

More pathetic archers.

Pfft.

Training Matthew a bit too.

Enemy mages are crap anyway.

LYN WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME GUYS WHY IS LYN SO AWESOME

Nice dodge.

So boss.

Good start.

Florina has done a fine job too.

More strength, yes!

No I wasn't.

Thanks, dude.

Sounds important.

Dawg.

But you're leaving anyway.

Interesting.

Get your mind out of the gutter, really.

I was expecting some rappin' from you. Oh well.

Feels bad man.

Should we take these kids with us?

Typical Sain.

Okay then.

[Jave]

Chapter 7x

And it looks FABULOUS on me.

To mess up.

Not really, I just said that so I can stay here and rest.

You go guys.

Erk used Fire. Blah blah super effective.

Glitched graphics give me room for COMMENTARY.

Matthew is still pretty awesome.

Maybe I should just screencap the level ups.

I'm running out of stuff to comment on.

Nice.

Come on, man.

Lucius blinds enemies with PRETTY LIGHTS.

One down, five to go.

It's The Hammer!

Dammit Flo.

Sain will AVENGE YOU.

That's pretty sweet.

MORE STRENGTH!!

Nope.

Flo takes down these jerks.

Yeah, whatever.

Taking care of these mages.

And Flo finishes the boss.

"I hereby swear that I'm up to no good"

Just like the others who said that.

That's right.

And you're welcome. Yeah, I got nothing.

[Jave]

Chapter 8

Huh? Wha? You woke me up for that?

Yeah, Flo. Talk some sense to her while I go back to sleep.

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM LORD NERG- wait, too early.

A storm!

Oh. Nevermind then.

Good. Clean up your locker. You're fired.

No chests in this map anyway. Go ahead.

Here we go. Nils shal be trained.

Not getting hit by that. Will leave a stain.

Just leave it to Lucius.

Is that the best you got?

I guess defense is nice...

That's nice.

Very good.

Also good.

You've been getting great level ups so I'll let this slide.

You could use the strength.

Ballista is out.

Typical.

Need to grind Nils before finishing the map.

Nils Strength and Skill growths are both 5%. WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK.

Lulz.

Lyn the Chameleon shall take you down.

And Lyn is back to the awesome level ups.

Yikes.

Ooh, interesting

DUN DUN DUN PLOT TWIST

That redhead dude will help us!

[Jave]

I see these maps are really boring so I'll get them done fast.

Chapter 9

Jerk.

We better not.

Sure thing.

Huh? Who's this guy?

Oops...

You tell him!

Wish it was always this easy.

Let's go!

This will be handy.

Might as well. It goes to waste otherwise.

Dorcas doesn't care about low hit rates.

Ehh...

Nope!

Toss.

Hell yeah Rath,

Florina helps too.

Lucius can at least take a hit.

Geez...

Thanks, I'll go hide.

You guys have no chance. NO CHANCE.

Serra pls.

Lights on!

Lulz.

That horse can't be right.

Good thing you hit.

I know you can do better.

Eep.

The strategy here is to bait the boss in using the Hand Axe.

Lol.

Nils can take an axe to the hip.

Lucius will weaken the boss first.

Rath some more...

And leave the rest to Lyn.

She dodges...

...and finishes him!

Yeah, we already figured this out.

That's nice.

Better than the last one.

Still grinding you.

Done!

That's the spirit!

Yeah, let's end this quick. Can't stand that jerk.

[Aere]

I can see you watch Cactuar and Tonberry.

Broooooooo.

[Jave]

Yes! This still lives!

Chapter 10

Yes, so we can put an end to this.

Let's begin already.

More at eleven.

Make good use of that Lancereaver. Doesn't carry over anyway.

Ouch.

And Lyn gets STRONGER.

Good, now we can move faster.

Game doesn't want me to use Rath.

Nice counter.

Better use it on someone fast.

Like her.

Makes up for the previous miss.

Meanwhile you go down.

What are you, a witch doctor?

Ohohoho!

And that's your final level up.

Nnngh...

Uuuhh, I'm so scared...

Lucius starts by chipping in.

REVENGE

Nope!

Lucius adds more damage.

Lyn, what the hell?

Anyway, enough for her to kill him.

The hell it should.

I'm very happy with this Lyn. She's ready fr Hector Mode.

Like if I care at this point.

Lyn Mode over!

Just great, well, let me tell you...

Ehh... well... oh man, how can I make a witty remark with Sadface!Lyn right there?

Great. Let's go home. Maybe we'll make it in time for a new episode of Regular Show tonight.

Grampa doesn't look too impressed. It's like he wants to die.

If there's no Aerosmith I'm not interested.

Best Friends Forever!

This is how you make out in Fire Emblem. Just picture it yourself.

Didn't I fire you?

Whatever. If it wasn't for Chapter 19xx I wouldn't have even bothered with your story.

And here we gooooooooooo.

[ZemZem]

Awesome Rath level. Shame my buddy Wil's benched for good.

And the real fun begins! HHM playthrougs are always interesting to witness.

[Jave]

At last!

It's certainly feel like one.

Chapter 11

Meet our new main character.

Takes no crap from anyone.

Sounds like a date. We'll go with that.

A Nintendo Ninja! Hector is trying to leak Wii U games!

Yes! Show us what you got, Hector!

This map basically plays itself. It's pretty boring.

Matthew starts breaking walls.

Time to start training this guy!

Sure you can help too.

Oh yeah, he has an awesome personal weapon.

Takes down those armors like flies.

Of course...

Now that's more like you, Hector.

Gonna need this later.

Geez, man. I swear, if you weren't here for utility...

Oh, WHAT?!

I may not even bother with the story for this game. It's so convulated it's not even funny.

Hector can take getting IMPALED IN THE STOMACH

Too late to crit.

Grab my scarf!

Let's go! ADVENTURE!

Aw yeah, this is gonna be awesome!

[Jave]

YO GUYS GUESS WHAT

THIS RUN AINT DEAD

I JUST WANTED THE ONE YEAR TIME SKIP FEEL AUTHENTIC

Chapter 12

Took us a year to reach it.

I know you!

And I agree!

Oh, a fight already. Let's go!

Shhh, Oswin must meditate before battle...

Time to deal with these Brigands... and... flying Brigands, I guess...

And help this guy down here.

Oswin is awesome right off the bat.

Hector's been doing good too.

I'll take the Strength. Don't lag on Speed.

I'll see who gets this later.

I really hope this guy doesn't get RNG screwed. I want Karla.

Sure, that's fine.

Dorcas helps too.

I'll take the Defense.

OK, time to start training this guy.

Hector has been beheading pegasi all day.

Easy EXP.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

ALL OF THE DAY BRO

Sure, I'll use Marcus. He's goo at weakening.

Eh.

Damn, was hoping to bait him without killing him.

Yup. ALL DAY.

ALL OF THEM ALL OF THE DAY.

Now hug and make up.

Oswin is so awesome he can be sensed.

Oh yeah, there's a plot going on too.

I am? Huh, I guess I am.

Pretty sure this phrase is on every Fire Emblem.

Been playing FE13 for like, a year.

Yeah, this run is back and I promise I won't neglect it anymore nothing.

Sorry it took so long to update this. Shortly after the last update before this one I had personal matters that kept me from continuing this, then I got FE13 an the rest is history.

At the very least, I promise I won't take another year-long break. I definitely want to finish this.

[Jave]

Chapter 13

Hey, these guys ain't playing house.

That can't be good.

Ew.

BURN

WHAT. NO PLACE HERE FOR TWO DAWGS

Was that sarcasm?

Off we go!

COME ON

Off to a great start.

Bartre gives Axes to the head.

While Serra heals heads.

Hope Eliwood doesn't get RNG screwed this run. AND NOW I JINXED IT.

Marcus is good help early on.

Go ahead, Rebecca. I really want to use you.

Good one, Lowen.

Dorcas helps too. THIS IS SOME BORING COMMENTARY.

Awesome dodge right there.

Snipe.

Eeeehhh...

Oswin attacks from afar.

That was pretty cool.

DAMMIT

Forget it. As soon as I can you're getting benched.

DAMMIT HECTOR

Took a risk there.

I guess watches existed back then.

GO GO BARTRE

I'll take that speed.

Love that archer dodge animation.

Hey Speed!

GO BECKY

He calls himself dog. Accept no substitutes.

Finally Matthew helps in this map.

Ouch.

DAMN

I'll take that speed coming from you.

Bringing Oswin all the way here wasn't easy.

Eh...

He's a Survivor, BITCH.

NO SHIT

OH COME ON

Except the safe combination

Sounds like a Jackie Chan movie.

Too many people updating their runs so nobody notices this one!

[Jave]

Chapter 13x

I HATE THIS MAP

*Looks out window* Oh yeah...

She sure is.

Huh? What's that, Eliwood?

You're going to punch Hector? Don't make me laugh.

Let's go help!

You're a walking convoy. You're valuable.

So, we're kidnapping and robbing? Sure, why not.

Sure, 'Stache.

Gee, great start, Becky.

Seriously, Hector?

Et tu, Dorcas?

At least this guy can hit.

You need better level ups.

I guess I'll use this guy for now.

That's better.

DAMN SON

Serra helps with the healing.

Nice frame.

Well, this IS Marcus...

DAMMIT SHIN

As if she needs defense.

Wow, Eliwood's getting strength.

DAMN

Gotta cover things with Marcus.

Eliwood's actually growing pretty good in this run.

Eh...

Yeah, right. You'll regret that.

Welp.

Well, there's a reason they call him Thwomp.

COME ON HECTOR

Nevermind. Forgiven.

But you're dead now.

I accidently pressed Start so I skipped the rest of the scene. Eh, you know, happy ending blah blah.

[ZemZem]

Hector's doing pretty bro! As is Eliwood.