Vicious Sal Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Yeah, gotta do something to start this draft, although no motivation to actually try and win, oh wait, Nessie. Oh God she ate a piece of Mountain. Except for like your two underlings who are dead already. And Fado, and Renais, and loads of troops and shit. And maybe her grandpar--- we're getting off topic here! Dutch saying: Inkoppertje... [Freely translated as "Too Easy"] True Warrior. Oh god where to start. I guess here? Gogo Eirika. Forgot her next level up, but it had DEF and stuff. Seth doesn't grab the concept of "Flirting". I guess Igrene would more be his type. Two boys in puberty, one girl. You do the maths for these games. No games anymore, these guys give the real deal. Eirika likes a bit of sweet talking before all the action. Give into sorrow, let's get moving. Run, run and never come back. Turn emo while you're at it. Bodily sacrifice for the motherland. Screw Game of Thrones, Fire Emblem did it first. Stache, doing it wrong. One of the poorest sods in the series, a 1 % crit sucks, a forced 1 % crit sucks even more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious Sal Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 He doesn't need an ass or w/e, he enters through the belly button. Misspelled country. That's grado troops for you, destroying homes and then stealing whatever is lying underneath the debris. Oh, and about kidnapped women: Yeah, it's true. Kidnap, then what? Resistance was found, please tell me she's going to be executed on the spot =3 You could become a hermit, live a secluded life... however..... Meanwhile! Asking slugs to fetch someone... Someone isn't caring about LTC's! RAPiER Wheeee Strength Suicide on EP PLZ FALCOOOONNNN...... REDEEM! Prologue was three turns. And then.... Tana's a dominatrix...? Go figure Oh wait medieval times Even a dominatrix can be commanded it seems. Bold, Brazen, Rash, Blunt, Borderline absurd, ludicrous, stupid, Ephraim. Ephraim doesn't mess around when it comes to stroking bargains with Miniskirters Soldiers Seth feels shocked upon hearing that dreaded name. Eirika is imagining Vanessa and her performance already. Well yes I might be able to sell Vanessa to Ephraim for a Great Price! V Well for starters your scripts are all going to be ripped out of context, then.... More next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious Sal Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) Thank god we don't get loldiers. That'd get Eirika killed for sure. VASSALnessa Silly Eirika! Seth doesn't map routes for us, he has Routed the Map for us! Opinions? How can he say that with a straight face? Truly sincere! Innocents be harmed > How fare the villagers I'll take a wild guess and says well fed. No priests training their staff on little boys this draft! Eirika on her raping quest Lyn is still better. Falcon.... Ok... you win... <3 Cheers garcia! Like I care If only I weren't a pair of floating eyes... Fuck... I hope Eirika won't mistake me for a Mogall... Worst pick up line ever. Precioussssss.... And back to being a downer we go! Ephraim might be screwed Edited October 2, 2012 by Vicious Sal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious Sal Posted October 2, 2012 Author Share Posted October 2, 2012 (edited) Flashbacks! Ephraim, tell your sis she needs a punch in the mom. MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN Way to keep up the morale SETH HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ROYALTY LIke--- Oh your drafted! JOIN US! I DO HAVE A VOICE We're nomads... Nothing witty He's her eh.... [spoiler=A situation comparable to this]" I spilled milk on my sister's panties!? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! i accidently spilled my cereal on my sisters panties. i need to know a really quick way to get milk out of silky panties without damaging them. I can't use the washer because she gets home in like 45 minutes!!! help please!? Also: the milk is slightly thicker than usual because i think it was bad" Technically your country was taken from you, you have no obligations whatsoever. Please tell me you survived the hunger games because of your archery! Lazy timing Twice Serious? It's KATNISS EVERDEEN Katniss destroys the first wall. Where the hell did you come from? She crit iirc. Not yet though... NESSIE!!! That was a crit, bad timing once more. You!!!!! <3 Slight miscalculation on my part. FALCON PUNCH!!!! NO U YOLO Those are tears of join, for being drafted before Nessie Colm always delivers a happy ending Seth wants a happy ending too! We just seized a bandit STRONGHOLD Surely you can think of something Douglass wants to be the sugar daddy this time. So far we saw mr Eye of the tiger.... Might explain the maggots crawling over his face? Does he actually ever use that name again? Valter imagines evolving into a clefabulous. Friendly rivalry commence! Edited October 2, 2012 by Vicious Sal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious Sal Posted October 13, 2012 Author Share Posted October 13, 2012 Lack of updates because 40+ hours of work a week, no days off and shit. Why actually post this no one has actually replied. =/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axie Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Call me stupid but what is this draft about? I don't quite get it lol. Is it a girls-only draft? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious Sal Posted October 14, 2012 Author Share Posted October 14, 2012 Call me stupid but what is this draft about? I don't quite get it lol. Is it a girls-only draft? Well, A draft is a playthrough of the game using a certain set of units that you picked while competing with other people. (See DTE in the drafts board) WHat you mean is a LEt's Play, which is people recording, screencapping or w/e their playthrough and commenting. I decided to combine both, since otherwise I have no motivation for the draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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