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Sooo, you know how this works. This will be the first time I've done this, so it should be fun. I'll even post a log for your viewing pleasure!

-List of stuff-

1. No tower/ruins/skirmishes.

2. No super trainees (fresh ROM)

3. I don't care about turn counts because I'm a n00b.

4. You can pick more than once, if you'd like

5. Lord + 11 10 allies a team doth make.

6. Hard mode because I like red save files

7. Oh yeah, also no arena abuse. Maybe a few rounds if someone really needs exp.

What lord I get will determine what route I go. Have at it.

Be gentle.

1. Ephraim

2. Seth (lolpwn)

3. Hero! Garcia

4. L'Arachel (How in Odin's beard do you pronounce that)

5. Innes

6. Pony Mage!Lute

7. Horse made of Metal! Forde

8. Joshua

9. Summoner! Knoll

10. Pope! Artur

11. Holy Pony! Natasha

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Seth, save no doubt incompetent team.

EDIT Also Ephraim, the world could use more jerks and Goast Ship.

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Are we allowed to suggest the classes that the units promote into?

If so, Lute (Mage -> Mage Knight) and Forde (Cavalier -> Great Knight), please.

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Are we allowed to suggest the classes that the units promote into?

If so, Lute (Mage -> Mage Knight) and Forde (Cavalier -> Great Knight), please.

Yes, the more suggestions the better, I say.

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In today's chapter, two people with large supplies of hair dye are attacked by people wearing red pajamas.

Roflstomping ensues.

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Lets see, we have:

(B) an esteemed general who lives on a horse and didn't die when he was poked by a dude who lives on a dragon.

(A) a princess.

One I need to hit things with other things, preferably to kill those things. The other needs to go be off in a corner and, I dunno, pick flowers or something.

I feel like Eirika would be better at the latter.

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Though Seth is pretty good at his job.

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They go down so fast.

Its like they're made of pudding.

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We should remedy that.

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lolno

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stabby rip stab stab

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That was fast.

Later...

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"I know those flowers can be tough.*

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Oh. She's deaf.

That would explain why she never listens very well.

Will our heroes, now facing hearing loss-related problems, succeed in whatever it is they're doing?

Tune in next time to find out!

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hearing loss-related problems
This is now canon, as it's the only good explanation as to why Eirika would want to save "villages" divided into several sections which are up to 20 spaces apart- which themsleves have mini-villages inside them and have a tendency to blow up whenever a bandit walks to its entrance. Funny stuff you have here.
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Chapter 1: A chapter in which Seth kills more red people, Gilliam is lost, and people say each others names while Eirika repeats herself.

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*Mulan joke*

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Seth decides to kill everything.

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Eirika trespasses. The threats made to her by the landowners fall upon...

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Deaf ears.

MEANWHILE

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You are right next to the castle. You are right next to Mulan's castle.

Gilliam probably has the same navigation skill level as Wallace.

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How the hell can you see from way over there.

I am led to believe that each space is actually 8x8 inches, and horses are just folded up when not in use.

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Anyway, Seth kills things. He even cut a fly in half on that last one.

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1.) Getting a red and pink Starburst in one of the little packs of two is not lucky. Lucky = 2 pinks.

2.) That is neither fame nor fortune.

3.) That is Seth.

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4.) You are boned.

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Oh.

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Also, these guys showed up.

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Seth goes to shish kebab them while Eirika goes into the castle.

Pretty much, this happens.

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Then later...

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Then more of this happened.

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Chapter 2: A chapter in which some kid dies, we find Jet, and Eirika's condition worsens.

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Eirika is looking for a fight.

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Everything not nailed down.

Especially lamps. Gotta have lamps.

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On the hideout? Terrible placement, these bandits have.

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But on a completely serious note, who the hell does Garcia think is going ti come to the rescue?

Its kinda silly.

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Oh, well, I guess Vanessea hears them. Somehow.

Regardless, this is srs busnis

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Wait, hold up. Who to rescue...

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lolno

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HOLY SHIT. JET.

Is Spike in this game too?

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Sorry, kid.

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Meanwhile, Seth does what he does best.

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THIS IS IMPORTANT. DO NOT MISS.

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Oh yeah, also, Eirika has now suddenly become mute.

Those flowers, man, those will mess you up.

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It takes NPC Ross like 4 turns to finally die. Which he never does for me.

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Ross pls. Berserker is your best promo.

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Seth.

Destroyer of dudes.

Render of red pajamas.

Stabber of shmucks.

The one TRUE God!

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Hilariously, it looks like his horse is trying to throw him off.

But he didn't fall, he like literally tore that guy apart.

Afterwards...

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Seth, no, that is Jet.

But he can help you hit stuff since you like him so much.

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FLASHBACK

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FLASHFORWARD

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"I never got to train him to a tier 1 class. But he sucked anyway so whatever."

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Just promise to be better than that Bone that is currently splattered all over Seth's armor and we'll be good.

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