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I should of done this when my account was created in September but better now than later!

I'm SaurianGuy, a 18 year old going through the experiences of college. My favorite video game genre are RPGs, mainly turn base but I do dabble in other fields. I played RPGs like Final Fantasy, SMT Persona, Golden Sun, Chrono Cross, Dragon Quest and way more! Suggestions of other welcome games to play would be nice and welcomed.

Anyway, my first Fire Emblem game was Blazing Sword and it was probably the first RPG I remember kicking me around when I started. Of course it introduced me to many similar games like Final Fantasy Tactics, Devil Survivor and Super Robot Wars so I am thankful for that. I was also introduced to other games in the series like Sacred Stones and Shadow Dragon, making me a Fire Emblem fan. Unfortunately I haven't been able to play FE 9 and 10 since my Wii no longer works and I haven't played anything before FE 6 after hearing rumors of how large and tedious the maps are.

Besides my interest in the Rom Hacking section, I would like to finish a FE draft since I never had a chance to ever complete one. Also I have been trying out my hand in Spriting but that is still a work in progress and hopefully it's something I will show in the future.

That's all for now and I think I haven't broken any rules so hey!

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That's all for now and I think I haven't broken any rules so hey!

I'm about to tell you about the most important rule on the forums.

Dear Dinosaur,

My name is Waha Kife. You may only refer to me as Waha Kife. If you call me anything but Waha Kife, you will be seriously punished. This is no joke mortal. Also, do not quote me without changing the title of the quote to Waha Kife. You better not vanish or I will cut you down in real life. This is no joke. I hope you enjoy your stay. You had better...

With these ghetto times, you might want to consider using a Knife for protection instead of a Gun. You can conceal Knives easier and they are more lethal at close range. Unless you got a Gun to someone's head. Why am I capitalizing Gun and Knife? None of your business. Is this paragraph relevant to the introduction? Shaddup.

There are many weirdos on these forums from furries to hard core FE fans. I say this with great sincerity: do not go to Far from the Forest. If you do, you may never return to the main forums again. This has happened to many of our rank and we don't need anymore weirdos to be away from the forest. The government wants to contain all the weirdos inside the forest.

Many people were weeded out by the travel back in time. Oh yes, this forum is actually 3 months older than it appears. That is because of a drug which caused the site to have amnesia. The forums reopened up in early January 2008, although it was open for 2 months before that. Our master had great payment issues.

Call me Waha Kife. I am restating this for emphasis and to save your life. There are certain people who can get away with calling me the name that shall not be uttered. They are usually brawlers. If you're a brawler, you can call me the name that shall not be uttered.

I've never used the copy and paste tool. I like to take my time writing out all my messages to make more of an impression. I am Waha Ashamed of everyone who uses copy & paste. How can I tell? I just do. I don't know why the computer weirdos added in a copy & paste feature, but I think that was the worst move ever.

I've been here longer than 4 years (with a bunch of breaks in between), so respect my elderness. Don't be a Waha Idiot. Some guys in the intro threads seem to be following me around trying to piss me off. If you become a Waha Idiot and annoy me too much, you will be Waha Punished™.

Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kife? Why don't you shut up? What was that? You never ask? That is Waha Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will find you. Only I have the power to do that. How? Curiosity killed the cat.

Now I must end this speech, because you probably stopped caring about whatever I said. What was the point of writing this message? To test you. If you skipped everything, you can go Waha Fuck yourself. But if you took the time to read this, maybe we can be friends and maybe you could call me the name that shall not be uttered. But whatever you do, don't get on my bad side or you will receive Waha Punishment™.

What is Waha Punishment™? You don't want to find out. The last guy who received Waha Punishment™ didn't post for an entire day. A week later, he got banned. Surely you do not want to suffer the same fate...

Written in blood,

Waha Kife

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