FE5 Pick My Unit Playthrough

[Batter the Beast]

Now that the semester is over I can actually do this more often

[spoiler=Chapter 8x Part 1]

Oh God, where did everything go

The crew

This guy has it all. Good stats, facial hair, axes, and even a friggin mansion

As good as you are, this is Gomez you're talking to

Yup. Brave axe on Dagda

THE PACK MULE RETURNS

Why does carrying someone like Tanya make your stats drop by this much

MARTY, LEAD THE CHARGE

Oh hey there

DAMMIT RONAN, STOP TAKING MARTY'S KILLS

Marty is doing what he does best

Lifis, I appreciate you mocking Marty, but this isn't the time to constantly miss

Apparently carrying Tanya makes you less broken

More speed on Marty is nice

TWO. FRIGGIN. DEFENSE.

YES. YES. YESSSS. AND I FORGOT TO GIVE THE HEZUL SCROLL TO RONAN

Ronan is making me so happy right now

Well... at least Nanna got HP

MARTY'S FIRST NATURAL DOUBLE. I'M SO PROUD

MARTY...

Typical Ronan level

WOO, EXP BOT FOR NANNA

Everything but the stats I want on Marty. Still a good level

Speaking of exp for Nanna

Ronan can also shoot people through walls

Another typical Ronan level

Dammit, I only need one exp bot for Nanna

Yay, the stats Marty never gets

I forgot to use this on Nanna earlier. Oh well

This will come in handy

Dammit Nanna, get some durability

THIS GUY IS SO TANKY

Machua has almost capped speed. Before promoting

brb stapling this on Lifis

Earth sword so imba

Marty wants Halvan's his axe back

Ronan, why

Too bad there's no breakable walls to kill my units on in this game

Oh, there's still some guy here

Pretty nice Nanna level, if only for the HP

I feel sorry for the enemy armies since they will have to face an angry woman.

This guy would be tolerable except throne bonuses are so ridiculous in this game

Edited December 19, 2012 by lolinternets

[Batter the Beast]

[spoiler=Chapter 8x Part 2: Nanna vs. Gomez] ROUND. ONE. FIGHT!

OUCH

SHIT

Round 1 ends in a draw

ROUND. 2. FIGHT!

lol

Wrath too strong

Round 2 ends in a draw

Intermission: Leaf puts a ring on his leg so he can move faster

Nanna > Gomez

HPs for Nanna

Screw low turn counts, I'm not even using Safy

I forgot to screen Leaf capping, but I think we all know what that looks like by now

Edited December 19, 2012 by lolinternets

[Batter the Beast]

[spoiler=Chapter 9]

Bringing Carrion for the Elite Sword

I thought that it was Noba. Stupid inconsistent translations

First things first

I would comment on this guy, but it would just be a rambling, angry mess because no Asvel

Screw terrain

Nanna starts this chapter off very nicely

Brighton and Dagda do their thing

Good thing I don't need to worry about collapsing roofs now

I'm pretty sure that Dagda is the head of a bandit group

DAMMIT, DAGDA

WELP

Marty is too good for this guy

Hicks finishes off Merlock and gets a good level. lol2hp

Captured that annoying bastard

A good level for Brighton

This looks threatening, but...

Those stats are a little low for a lvl 12 unit

I love capturing enemy bishops. So much loot

Selfina: "...Those assholes..."

Brighton is easily the MVP for this chapter

Now he can use... uh... nothing new

OW

BRIGHTON, NO

SHIT, I FORGOT TO GIVE THE ODO SCROLL TO LEAF. DAMMIT, MARTY

I usually hoard these and pretty much never use them

Master Swords for Leaf

Tops Hicks' other level by 1 speed. lol2hpagain

lolthrone/fort/mansion? bonuses

HOW DO PEOPLE KEEP FINDING THESE?

Better than a blank level for Nanna

I kinda feel bad about the fact that this won't happen

Good work? What has he done, exactly?

Oh wait, he got me this. Good work, Carrion

30 exp for healing so imba

Brighton, you are more than forgiven because of your work in this chapter

What? I'm pretty sure that Jagen and Marcus are beasts and they are pretty old

They aren't advancing because THEY ARE ALL DEAD

Altenna, they all died. Go away. I'm just kidding, please join us