Junkhead Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 This is something that came to me because I tend to read his funny stories based on the FE games and pointing out their flaws and unbalances. Don't you just love them? I don't recall many people actually liking it very much for some reason, but they're just great and so true. Like, for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espinosa Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Tauroneo: Joshua?Rolf: Huh? Me? My name is Rolf.Tauroneo: Ah, forgive me. You just…look so much like my son. But he’s an adult now. Ha, I’m just going senile.Rolf: You have a son? What’s he like?Tauroneo: He carried on the tradition of our family by joining the military. He served with honor and won great renown. Then, one day, he returned on a litter, crippled by his wounds. My wife left me that day, with our other children as well.Rolf: Why would she do that? It wasn’t your fault he was wounded was it?Tauroneo: After hearing my son’s story, she believed it was.Rolf: What happened?Tauroneo: He was under my command in that battle. I ordered him to attack a swordsman. He refused, citing some “weapon triangle” crap. He didn’t think his axe would have much effect. He also pointed out the swordsman had a Brave Sword, so he was already at a disadvantage.Rolf: And you still made him attack?Tauroneo: No, I convinced him I would attack with him. After Josh charged, I just stayed behind.Rolf: You what?!Tauroneo: Safety First is the third rule of the Daien army. If two soldiers attack at the same time, they might hurt each other.Rolf: Wow that’s stupid. So you still think your wife shouldn’t have left?Tauroneo: I just thought she was on her…uh, you’ll learn when you’re older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 16, 2013 Author Share Posted April 16, 2013 wah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 That thread "Gatrie is ridiculous" was the first thread I ever saw on SF... The nostalga's Fuck real words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I find them badly-written pieces of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 16, 2013 Author Share Posted April 16, 2013 I'd take that opinion with a grain of salt coming from a guy who lacks an actual sense of humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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