Aethern Posted June 28, 2013 Author Share Posted June 28, 2013 (edited) Then generic village guy comes and slaps Chrom for making out with his wife Edited June 28, 2013 by Aethern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Generic Village Girl wondered where Kellam had come from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Chrom then wondered whom Generic Village Girl was looking at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harkas Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Shortly after Kellam has been noticed he turned into Grima and attempted to kill everyone only for Naga to stop him in some strange way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Grima was very excited by Naga "stopping" him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Naga appears and blows up the volcano" Get back to the plot you crazy kids!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Virion cried, "NO! HOW DARE YOU BLOW UP MY LOVER?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harkas Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Everyone promptly attacked Naga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 (edited) Naga started laughing maniacally, then suddenly turned into Sophia. Edited June 28, 2013 by Jprebs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harkas Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Chrom quickly said, "Gods!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Yune and Ashera appears" You called Chrom?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 "Yeah! Restore Virion's lover so he doesn't angst all day! And so he doesn't try to hit on me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 "Sorry" said Yune. "The volcano doesn't have plot armor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harkas Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Virion began to weep uncontrollably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 However, Ashera had different plans. Since volcanoes could preserve people with their volcanic ash, she could utilize its power to turn everyone into statues. So she instantly revived the volcano and gave it plot armor. Then, she petrified everyone at the scene except Virion because she had a divine volcano fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 (edited) Virion then ran towards the volcano and said, "My Magnificent, are you okay?" GODDAMNIT Edited June 28, 2013 by Jprebs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 (edited) DA VOLCANO responded, "Yes, my dear. It's all thanks to Ashera. We should let her in on our love." Edited June 28, 2013 by CR-S01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Virion, Ashera, and the volcano then started having a very eccentric orgy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Then the volcano suddenly started evolving into a Volcarona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 "This is MAGNIFICENCE!" Virion screamed out in ecstasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Volcarona then started to use its QUIVER DANCE to further enhance Virion's experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 From the sidelines, Gaius wanted to jump in and join the magnificent orgy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 A random rock fell from the sky, killing Volcarona in one fell swoop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 (edited) Volcarona demanded before he was hit, "You must pay a tribute of at least 8 stars worth of candy, otherwise we can't summon you into our orgy- DAMN YOU, STEALTH ROCK!" Edited June 28, 2013 by CR-S01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 "Screw that," Gaius huffed, walking away before tripping over a Fimbulvetr tome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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