Masu Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 So im at work yesterday working in my deli chatting it up with my two co-workers and such. The courtesy clerks(the kids who bag ppls groceries and such) had to run a donation stand for prostate cancer relief. So they have to make announcements like every 20 mins about it. So arround 3 hours into my work shift I go like "Ok im going on break" and since I started watching code geass I whip out my Creative zen and crank the volume to max for the 2nd opening. Then one girl does the announcement except instead of saying PROSTATE cancer, she says, PROSTITUTE cancer. I turned the volume to mute to make sure I was hearing this right. I hear: "Good evening shoppers, we are currently collecting donations for prostitute cancer. Prostitute cancer affects 1 in every six men, and is cureable. With your help, we can make a difference. Help stop prostitute cancer by putting in a donation at the-......what? Yeah prostitute cancer right? What? PROSTATE cancer!? Oh shit when Karen(the manager) gets here im so fucked!" ALL ON THe FUCKING STORE INTERCOM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Dude have you lost it or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 FUCKIN HILLARIOUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted August 25, 2008 Author Share Posted August 25, 2008 Dude have you lost it or something No the part in quotes was said by a female courtesy clerk over the intercom. I just couldn't belive it.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 No the part in quotes was said by a female courtesy clerk over the intercom. I just couldn't belive it.......... O I was just joking...seriously a clerk said that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibari Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 ...Nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted August 25, 2008 Author Share Posted August 25, 2008 ...Nice... Theres talk of her possibly being fired. Lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 You know, I kinda feel bad, but who the fuck is stupid enough to say prostitute cancer? Still, that's kinda funny. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 PROSTITUTE CANCER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibari Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 You know, I kinda feel bad, but who the fuck is stupid enough to say prostitute cancer?Still, that's kinda funny. XD One time some friends of mine were talking about their religions and one guy said he was protestant and the other thought he meant prostitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I remeber my English 10 teacher said that she had a studen way back that said to a substitue teacher "So your the proxtitute teacher" when he meant to say proxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I wonder, if they're smart people doing stupid things, or just stupid people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I wonder, if they're smart people doing stupid things, or just stupid people. BOTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 One time some friends of mine were talking about their religions and one guy said he was protestant and the other thought he meant prostitute. Okay.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I wonder, if they're smart people doing stupid things, or just stupid people. Nope that person can't be smart but crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted August 25, 2008 Author Share Posted August 25, 2008 *sees bianchi in the topic* HI!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Haha lol i laugh so hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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