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Pokemon X/Y: The Hawlucha Fan Club


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[spoiler=Rules (Note, Rules after 4 (except 6, 8, and 13) are not mandatory, but they are recommended)]1. You must like Hawlucha in at LEAST one way, shape, or form.
2. You must have played X/Y.
3. You must respect others who like Hawlucha with the same respect that you give the Pokemon itself.
4. You must have fun being in the club!

5. You must worship Hawlucha as your lord and savior.

6. You must not be in the Goomy Line or Espurr fan clubs unless you are Polydeuces.

7. You must have killed at least one person in the Goomy Line or Espurr fan clubs.

8. This is a holy and sacred creature, you must treat it with respect.

9. Thou must treat Hawlucha like thou would treat a child, brother, sister, or parent.

10. You must burn the haters.

11. You must help in world domination.

12. You must not be opposed to world domination.

13. Attend Hawlucha church at least twice a week. Prizes are awarded to those who attend more.

14. Should a Hawlucha arise to take over the world, you must surrender to its ambitions immediately.

15. You must infiltrate the Goomy Line and Espurr fan clubs and destroy them from the inside.

16. Hawlucha is love. Hawlucha is life.

17. Deal death to those who mock Hawlucha.

18. You must donate your tastiest Poke Puffs to the Hawlucha Overlord.

19. Arguments about which Sigilyph is better shall not be tolerated.

20. Male members shall be known as Hawlubros - female members, Hawluettes.

21. Hawlucha.

[spoiler=Members]GarlandDaHero

Silver Lightning

Glaceon Mage

Tonton

Polydeuces

Edited by GarlandDaHero
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Wait, I can still join even though Litleo is my favorite Kalos Pokémon, right? I like both. I mean, Litleo is just too similar to Roy for me to not like, and Flying Press is just awesome.

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Wait, I can still join even though Litleo is my favorite Kalos Pokémon, right? I like both. I mean, Litleo is just to similar to Roy for me to not like, and Flying Press is just awesome.

I already added your name, so.

Also, you just need to LIKE Hawlucha.

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I already added your name, so.

Also, you just need to LIKE Hawlucha.

Keep in mind that Glac cannot recognize sarcasm well. The reason I asked was because of the [insert Pokémon Here]>All other Kalos Pokémon stuff and your reaction.

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Keep in mind that Glac cannot recognize sarcasm well. The reason I asked was because of the [insert Pokémon Here]>All other Kalos Pokémon stuff and your reaction.

When there's a line struck through something, it most likely means sarcasm.

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